Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 1714

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-26-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Dualit
Didn't they figure that out after W fell off one?

Dua(maybe they thought that incident was an anomoly, just like with pretzels)lit

Soon, the President will be completely vindicated by a nationwide pretzel recall.

spookyfish · 09-26-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Anttwat
"you can't put a price on a clean ass."

Ladies and Gentlemen of the FB, I submit to you our new board motto.

sf

Edited to adjust for my dyslexia -- and my ADD.

09-26-2003, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Anttwat
"you can't put a price on a clean ass."

Yes you can. A second date with Thurgreed

NotFromHere · 09-26-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by Anttwat
"you can't put a price on a clean ass."

Yes you can. A second date with Thurgreed

The poop report (if you click on it) is hysterical. Sounds like something right off the FB.

Sphincterine: Ass Altoids By Hairy Pooter...Sphincterine Personal Refresher is pretty much spearmint mouthwash for your butt. It's an "all-natural" liquid that you wipe around the rings of Uranus with toilet paper (or a wash cloth, according to the directions... eww!), leaving a cool, tingly sensation down there that will instill confidence in even my horrible post-bathing suit underwear swampy ass.

When I first tried Sphincterine, it almost hurt, like my rectum was in the first stages of freezer burn. But the intense minty pain quickly subsided, and I was left with a wonderfully cool cornhole. It was the same feeling I get when I put sliced cucumbers on my eyelids, or aloe on sun-burned shoulders. Sphincterine is truly soothing and delightful.

Though I haven't tried them yet, Sphincterine also comes in travel-sized single use packets -- wetnaps, essentially. I am a regular user of wetnaps -- I keep them in my golf bag, just in case I need to I need to freshen up or clean some leakage down there in the middle of a particularly sweaty round.

And you can order a thong....

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 09-26-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by Anttwat
"you can't put a price on a clean ass."

Yes you can. A second date with Thurgreed

So what's the price? The cost of a big mac and fries?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 09-26-2003, 03:25 PM

Metrosexuals

bilmore · 09-26-2003, 03:34 PM

Anti-Metrosexuals

Anttwat · 09-26-2003, 03:48 PM

Weirdness on E-Bay...
INTERNET auction site eBay has been hit by a bizarre craze where people appear naked in reflections on goods they are selling.

Reflectoporn - the way exhibitionists get their nude bodies seen by millions around the world - swept America and has now spread to the UK.
Buyers browsing eBay have found busty naked women and fat nude men reflected in kettles, TVs, toasters, guitars and even knives and forks.
One regular eBay user said: "I was totally shocked when I realised what was in the reflection of a kettle I was looking at.
"At first it appeared to be an obscure shape, but then I realised it was the reflection of a naked woman holding a camera. It's hard to believe what some kinky people will get up to."

Kind of like breasticle day - only different.
Link here - however there's one questionable possible work sensitive picture

Atticus Grinch · 09-26-2003, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
U.S. says Segway recalls all scooters sold to consumers for falling hazard. Details coming.

Oh, come on.

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When the batteries on the devices begin to run low, according to an announcement from Segway and the CPSC, there may not be enough power to keep the machine upright. Falls could happen if the rider speeds up abruptly, encounters an obstacle or continues to ride after receiving a low-battery alert.

Link. It's some kind of newsflash that when they run out of electricity, they're gonna fall over?

This is probably just a difference between the CPSC and NHTSA, because I don't see NHTSA recalling all motorcycles for identical reasons.

Hank Chinaski · 09-26-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Link. It's some kind of newsflash that when they run out of electricity, they're gonna fall over?

This is probably just a difference between the CPSC and NHTSA, because I don't see NHTSA recalling all motorcycles for identical reasons.

worse. when my car ran out of gas on the expressway, it just stopped, right in the middle of traffic.

Atticus Grinch · 09-26-2003, 04:00 PM

Humans are genetically closer to dogs than they are to mice.

I guess Bill Frist was vivisecting the wrong domesticated animal during his youthful indiscretions in med school.

Jack Manfred · 09-26-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
I hated that misogynist tool video but loved that song.

What is it with youngish male celebrities in their fifties and sudden heart problems?

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/artic..._manager_says/

I'll admit that when I saw this item, the first image that popped into my head was of 8 overly made-up models in identical black miniskirts as pallbearers.

Another article suggested natural causes, as Robert apparently wasn't "into the excesses of the rock 'n roll lifestyle."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-26-2003, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
the excesses of the rock 'n roll lifestyle."

Speaking of, I was amused (and therefore must share) this NYTimes magazinearticle on the Starship--the shag-carpeted plane chartered by rock bands in the 70s to enjoy lobster dinners in towns other than the one they were playing. It came equipped with a fireplace and waterbed, as well.

Excerpt:

''The girls would get on the plane and fly to wherever the next show was,'' recalls Bruce Payne, the group's manager. ''Fathers two states over were calling the cops.''

Shape Shifter · 09-26-2003, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Here's my line-up:

8:00 p.m: The Lottery - a reality show based on the Shirley Jackson story.
8:30 p.m.: The Miller Lite Cat-Fight Girls disrobe very slowly
9:00 p.m: Live Executions of Criminals (1 hour)

What do I win?

It depends on the strength of your 9:00 content. Lethal injections? Yawn. Firing squad? Boring. If this is a sweeps period, electrocutions and hangings are the way to go. If you include Al Jazeera as a partner, you may even get some beheadings. Give the people what they want.

notcasesensitive · 09-26-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It depends on the strength of your 9:00 content. Lethal injections? Yawn. Firing squad? Boring. If this is a sweeps period, electrocutions and hangings are the way to go. If you include Al Jazeera as a partner, you may even get some beheadings. Give the people what they want.

I've always wanted to see a stoning.* Not from a first person perspective, however.

*Note: this is not true.