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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-26-2003, 04:40 PM

Perhaps they've figured it out:

"We are telling our members, yes indeed, we don't want you calling people who have told anyone they don't want any calls," Direct Marketing Association President H. Robert Wientzen said Friday.

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ltl/fb · 09-26-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would drape myself in bacon if it were socially acceptable.

Would this be part of a bid to get dogs to orally pleasure you? You are hard up.

ABBAKiss · 09-26-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Now what, pray tell, is the boot?

Don't read this if you are squeamish.

There are various modifications on a similar theme. My favorite is reminiscent of the Iron Maiden, actually. It involves a metal "boot" that closes around the lower leg of the victim. Spikes protrude from the inside of the boot and slice through the flesh of the lower leg and wedge into the bone (and ensure the thing won't come off). Then, to add insult to injury, boiling oil is poured into the boot so that the flesh disintigrates, leaving the victim with just a bone for a lower leg, but with a fashionable (and heavy!!) boot. Nice, huh? Who comes up with this shit?

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-26-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Watchtower
This is good; charities include the religious. So I can still come over and offer to fold your laundry?

Poof. Off to the Land of Fu.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-26-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Who comes up with this shit?

The Dark Ages were long, and since reality TV had yet to be invented there was plenty of time to sit around and devise ways to be cruel to one's fellow man.

09-26-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Poof. Off to the Land of Fu.

TM

He is already on the Ignore List with the rest of the socks in the specially designated JSOCK drawer.

09-26-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Someone's Evil Twin
Or being on an ignore list?

Thats more like a free vacation to hell. That doesnt end unti l Isay so. Much liek Paradise Hotel were it filled with a bunch of JRUSS socks.

And if that was an attempt at flaming me, may I say that a prereq to be a solid, effective paigow flamer is not having a cartoon character avatar. That is res ipsa lack of originality and cleverness on its face as they say in the law.

notcasesensitive · 09-26-2003, 04:52 PM

I watched last night. No idea this show was going to go so fast -- wasn't the premiere just a couple of weeks ago? Anyone else watched this season? This is the official warning for Paigow -- this Monday is the 2 hour season finale! With shocking twists! And heartwrenching confessions!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-26-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would this be part of a bid to get dogs to orally pleasure you? You are hard up.

I said bacon, not peanut butter.

Sheesh.

09-26-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I watched last night. No idea this show was going to go so fast -- wasn't the premiere just a couple of weeks ago? Anyone else watched this season? This is the official warning for Paigow -- this Monday is the 2 hour season finale! With shocking twists! And heartwrenching confessions!

FUCK. I keep forgetting about this show. And it was one of my favorites. Remember that nice coupel iwth the kid? Ytossie? And its ending? I may hav eto give you my cell phone number so you can remind me. ANd telling me now wont do it as I will have 30,000 less brain cells by Monday. If thats possible.

Hank Chinaski · 09-26-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Not even $5? He could go to the movies . . . by himself.

Careful what you wish for. Last time I went to the movies alone, was when I first met your mom. She thought I looked like Bruce Willis, at least from the angle she was at.

ltl/fb · 09-26-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I said bacon, not peanut butter.

Sheesh.

Now I am craving a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. Damn you.

NotFromHere · 09-26-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I watched last night. No idea this show was going to go so fast -- wasn't the premiere just a couple of weeks ago? Anyone else watched this season? This is the official warning for Paigow -- this Monday is the 2 hour season finale! With shocking twists! And heartwrenching confessions!

Yes, season premier was 2 weeks ago - I watched 2 weeks worth last night. Was worth watching since the hottest single guy I've seen in a very long time (on a reality show - but needed some acne medication) made for very nice eye-candy.
Season ender next week? Wow - maybe nothing happened and they ran out of stuff to run. Of course, running 2 hours last night probably sucked the material dry.

ltl/fb · 09-26-2003, 04:57 PM

If anyone PMed me between 9:30 last night and 9:30 this morning I may not have gotten it because I asked leagl to clear out one of those funky phantom messages and I think she did and it probably cleared out pending messages too. Totally my fault for requesting clearance.

09-26-2003, 05:01 PM

So I am editing my ignore list and it's like a Who's Who of JSUCK socks. Two regular posters and five JFUCK socks. Give it up already.