Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Anything That Moves]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Though, I could use the saddle on the boy toy. Hmmmm.

[Dreamy sigh.] And wonk wonders why I heart you.

Yet, although I am yours, you never call. You never write. C'est la vie. I console myself with the thought that we'll always have Brownsville.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
I'm willing to bet that the average person who breaks into cars to steal stuff is not a whole lot less stupid than her. This makes her opinion valuable.

More importantly, you never answered the question about where your saddle was stolen from. Seems like you could just lock it in the stall next to your horse or do you have horses stabled at different locations?

I'm guessing her saddle was stolen from a piece of shit Saab.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, there is a big problem in D.C. with people breaking into cars to steal anything and everything...i had a friend who had his car broken into for the stash of quarters in the change holder...and since my saddle is worth more than your law degree, i'd really rather not have it get stolen. Aside from the cost, there's a 4 month wait period for my saddle which is hand made to order.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
At barns, or in the inner city? I mean, I'd smash the fuck out of your car just for the hell of it, but in terms of wanting shit from a parked car quarters would trump a saddle hands down. Immediately usable and really much easier to transport.

Though, I could use the saddle on the boy toy. Hmmmm.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny

Then you're stoopid.

Ladies, ladies, settle down. And then suck me. Suck me long. Suck me hard.

Thank you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ladies, ladies, settle down. And then suck me. Suck me long. Suck me hard.

Thank you.

I had a chat with Mrs. Flinty and determined that there is not enough of you for 2 women to share. And that in your case, a choice has to be made between sucking long, or sucking hard. Really, sucking long isn't an option at all.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had a chat with Mrs. Flinty and determined that there is not enough of you for 2 women to share. And that in your case, a choice has to be made between sucking long, or sucking hard. Really, sucking long isn't an option at all.

Is it really my fault that you can't stick your fist in your mouth?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
I'm willing to bet that the average person who breaks into cars to steal stuff is not a whole lot less stupid than her. This makes her opinion valuable.

More importantly, you never answered the question about where your saddle was stolen from. Seems like you could just lock it in the stall next to your horse or do you have horses stabled at different locations?

I ahve hroses stabled in different locations (and actually have a saddle at each location), but I ride other people's horses for them and usually take my saddle because I can't stand riding in a saddle that isn't comfortable to me. I had one stolen close to city, but not in city, out of a house and one stolen from horse trailer attached to truck. But I had a friend who was a bartender in D.C. and forgot and left her saddle in the car (visible) and had it stolen out of her car while she was working one night. shattered window and all. people who break into cars know enough to know that horses = rich =worth money.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Is it really my fault that you can't stick your fist in your mouth?

I have it on good authority that this in no way would impact you.

Hmmmm . . . maybe we are perfect for each other!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
But I had a friend who was a bartender in D.C. and forgot and left her saddle in the car (visible) and had it stolen out of her car while she was working one night. shattered window and all. people who break into cars know enough to know that horses = rich =worth money.

rich = bartender?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have it on good authority that this in no way would impact you.

Hmmmm . . . maybe we are perfect for each other!

That's what I've been trying to tell you, silly.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
rich = bartender?

bartender = daughter of rich parents making extra money to support blow habit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
bartender = daughter of rich parents making extra money to support blow habit.

So you are saying she's ugly?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Is it really my fault that you can't stick your fist in your mouth?

I can't stick my fist in my mouth either. I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide. What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?

[dtb]

So, for those of you with kids, and for those of you who were once kids (I know this is most of you, but I have my doubts about Slave...), do your kids' friends call you by your first name, or [Mr.][Mrs.][Ms.] + surname (and for those of you sans offspring -- do you prefer/insist that children address you by your first name, or the title-surname combo)?

I ask because most of my kids' friends call me either by my first name, or "Augustin**'s mom", but lately, I have found that people introduce me to their children as Mrs.dtb -- I'm afraid it's because of my wrinkles and saggy boobs. Am I being paranoid?





**A pseudonym.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?

Just a guess, but I thought Flinty was referring not to the quality of the experience, but to one's, ah, ability to handle the material.

[ilikenewsocks]

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