Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 172

12-23-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We know when you come by the shudder. You can fake the screams, the jumping around and everything else, but you can't fake that little shake you all do when you're coming. Now, before you tell me you don't shudder, which someone will, you do. Its all a matter of degree. Some of you tense up and grab us while you do it. Some of you shake like an earthquake. But you all do it.

Uh, maybe not when you are 24 After a few seconds of fast ramming I decided to reach for the wand as I knew the clock was ticking. Didn't have time to hit the on switch. Given that lack of common courtesy, I certainly wasn't gonna turn in a performance. That's not doing anyone any favors and its not like I am insincere. What he said was "How was it?" I said "OK". Then he said "did you come" and i said "no" and he thought I was joking.

Its enough to make a romp with Bilmore seem like a good idea.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-23-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Uh, maybe not when you are 24 After a few seconds of fast ramming I decided to reach for the wand as I knew the clock was ticking. Didn't have time to hit the on switch. Given that lack of common courtesy, I certainly wasn't gonna turn in a performance. That's not doing anyone any favors and its not like I am insincere. What he said was "How was it?" I said "OK". Then he said "did you come" and i said "no" and he thought I was joking.

I told you to stop playing with my balls.* It was just too much for me.

*second balls related post of the day for me

ltl/fb · 12-23-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I told you to stop playing with my balls.* It was just too much for me.

*second balls related post of the day for me

If "playing with my balls" is code for "wiggling your finger around in my ass" I will buy this excuse.

lookingformarket · 12-23-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
After a few seconds of fast ramming I decided to reach for the wand as I knew the clock was ticking. Didn't have time to hit the on switch.

its not like I am insincere.

"How was it?" I said "OK"

What does it take to be bad if that was ok?

ltl/fb · 12-23-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
What does it take to be bad if that was ok?

Your balls are so soft!

Hairlessness, duh.

12-23-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
What does it take to be bad if that was ok?

Dunno. I escaped all Lesterini attacks unscathed. Ask RP.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-23-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I told you to stop playing with my balls.

New.

Board.

Motto.

Not Bob · 12-23-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I told you to stop playing with my balls.* It was just too much for me.

*second balls related post of the day for me

From The Defamer:

The in-demand plastic surgery for rich, ageing [sic] Hollywood men is the testicle lift. Happy owners of a pert new scrotum include Robert Redford.

taxwonk · 12-23-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Because sometimes, I am not so sure. It seems that your leader is under attack by the insurgents and people are standing around talking about funbags and funyuns and post counts like nothing is happening. Its like MR farted and Atticus is trying to shield his erection by talking about religion in italics. It dawned on me that when I posted the pic of

, and Abba said "wtf is that" and a bunch of people responded taht people were not necessarily sure I was painting a pic of the Hairless Consig. Which is kind of astounding. This is compounded by some brilliant socking by the insurgents and even a clever story about someone living in the past and not realizing that a certain period in one's history is over. The only props I see are from old skoolers on these points. Is this because you people are a bunch of lemmings who fear overthrow of your dicatatorship or is it because you are simply too newber to get it? I didn't think the latter was possible, and it certainly isn't that my fellow insurgents aren't doing genius work. So its gotta be the former, right? Or is it the latter?

I missed you, Princess.

taxwonk · 12-23-2004, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Nice.

You do realize my mother was born in Calabria, and had to learn English however she could. And before you drop onto my father, he was working class.

I'm thankful to both for what they did give me, for one thing consideration of other's feeling, and good manners.

I'm also thankful to even be in the position I'm in. For me to ask for the grammar and logic skills that you received from your mainline upbringing would seem to me greedy.

Next you'll be telling us about how Mama came to this country by rowing the one skiff her poor village could spare, surviving on the sardines the rest of the village salted away for her journey.

Go back to your Harvard schtick, Sparky.

notcasesensitive · 12-23-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
So I'm doing some last minute shopping on my way to work this morning this morning. The 25% holiday decorations have all been piled near the registers. In addition to the bad Santa oven mitts, red and gold flecked placemats and other holiday cheer, there was a collection of festive tree skirts on hangers. Some were clearly labeled "Tree Skirt".

I had a wonderful morning chuckle when I saw a woman trying one on as a poncho. She was modeling and conversing with her friend, wondering if it would be OK to wear said 'poncho' to Biff and June's party next Friday. If only I had a camera phone.

Hey! The black poncho worked out so well, I'm buying them in every color. I found that red and green plaid to be "festive".

LessinSF · 12-23-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Uh, maybe not when you are 24 After a few seconds of fast ramming I decided to reach for the wand as I knew the clock was ticking. Didn't have time to hit the on switch. Given that lack of common courtesy, I certainly wasn't gonna turn in a performance. That's not doing anyone any favors and its not like I am insincere. What he said was "How was it?" I said "OK". Then he said "did you come" and i said "no" and he thought I was joking.

Since he apparently didn't go for round two, which I'm sure he could have, it sounds like he just wanted to get free of you as fast as possible.

Less (shut your eyes and think of the chick at the bar you really wanted, but who wasn't nearly as fucked up) inSF

mmm3587 · 12-23-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is why I asked. I have no idea how it feels inside, and I don't want to hurt anyone.

I've never been hurt, but I have hurt someone when he mis-judged his aim and hit my pelvis instead of his intended target. We had to suspend activities for a little while afterwards. That's a separate issue from too tight, though.

Jesus, spoiler warnings please. I have no stomach for cockinjuries.

mmm3587 · 12-23-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roll over, lay flat on the bed and let an average to large sized man drive it home for a few minutes. I'm willing to bet you'll feel "bottoming out". From the noises I've heard, it sounds kinda painful, but you might have anatomy that renders you immune...

Only one way to find out. Let us know how it goes...

When a woman is on her stomach, I find that the thighs and asses involved provided enough of a external dick cock buffer to prevent bottoming out. Deepest penetration and associated bottoming out[1] is more likely with normal woman on top or missionary with legs raised positions.

[1] Obviously, insert "My dick is huge and I bottom out all the time"[2] statement here.

[2] My childhood friend the urologist tells me that 90% of all dicks are essentially the same size anyway (5-7" erect) and that only a few are much bigger or much smaller.

eta I left the obvious "dick cock" error because it is so fun and homoerotic. Put a few client holiday lunch party after lunch drinks in me and my fantasies start to come out.

12-23-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Since he apparently didn't go for round two, which I'm sure he could have, it sounds like he just wanted to get free of you as fast as possible.

Less (shut your eyes and think of the chick at the bar you really wanted, but who wasn't nearly as fucked up) inSF

Sounds like someone is still upset that I chose this

over this

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