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07-27-2005, 06:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged, but I have a lovely black one you are welcome to borrow. And yes, magical effect.
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You are too kind. |
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07-27-2005, 06:38 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged, but I have a lovely black one you are welcome to borrow. And yes, magical effect.
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Careful, dtb. You may never go back.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2005, 06:39 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
SUPER PUNCHOUT!
Great fighting! You're an up and coming boxer! (not googled, thank you very much)
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Am I the only person who found that one out of every three or four times, Piston Hurricane was impossible to beat? Unlike that stiff Bald Bull, who was a one trick pony. |
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07-27-2005, 06:42 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.
http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-27-2005, 06:45 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Rumour has it that, relatively speaking, your arse is not fat. "Ping! Pow!
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My arse is not fat relative to my not huge TITS? "Ping! Pow! Indeed. |
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07-27-2005, 06:47 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged ...
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I have this image of Cameron Diaz in A Girl Called Mary.
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Boogers!
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07-27-2005, 06:50 PM
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#2572
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Careful, dtb. You may never go back.
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I guess that's a risk I'll have to take. |
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07-27-2005, 06:54 PM
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#2573
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Careful, dtb. You may never go back.
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I've been wearing a blonde merkin for years. The chick's dig it!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 06:55 PM
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Yankee Magazine
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My MIL bought the wife and I a subscription to Yankee magazine. Have you ever seen this magazine? It makes tiddlywinks seem wildly exciting. My God. Who the fuck is their audience? Its like a Readers Digest for severe, rigid Masshole conservatives. How does such an outift stay in business?
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Hey there, Superstar. Don't you realize it wwhen I am paying tribute to you? You've done this schtick before. I liked it, paid it tribute witha paigow twist. Man, you are like a standup who just does the same (five) act(s) every night , but somehwere else. Get it catalogued. |
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07-27-2005, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.
http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)
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That is the single greatest thing ever put on the internet.
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07-27-2005, 07:07 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Yankee Magazine
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey there, Superstar. Don't you realize it wwhen I am paying tribute to you? You've done this schtick before. I liked it, paid it tribute witha paigow twist. Man, you are like a standup who just does the same (five) act(s) every night , but somehwere else. Get it catalogued.
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Shit. I used a retread. Motherfucker. The worst is doing that in conversations. I gotta stop drinking.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-27-2005, 07:26 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.
http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)
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They had Mr. T on the WGN morning news last week and ran that clip... hilarious. He sounds so angry telling people to love their mothers... |
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07-27-2005, 07:47 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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they shoot horses, don't they?
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Has a poster met his untimely end?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/
[Seattle man dies after sex with horse. But work safe. Really.]
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the baby jesus loves all god's creatures, big and small (hi Hank!).
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-27-2005, 08:51 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was heartfelt- it fact it was a labor of love. His one true love is himself and one true passion is fucking with other people. Pathetic in a way.
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You're so cute when your angry. Except the cute part. You should try spin class. Work out all that aggression in a healthy, happy way.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-27-2005, 09:43 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is the single greatest thing ever put on the internet.
TM
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so you don't think she entered TMBD, or that wasn't so good?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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