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07-25-2006, 06:10 PM
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#2566
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Fantasy Football
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Please post your suggestions for my fantasy football team name.
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You'll probably find a good one in here. A list of Guided by Voices song titles. Among my favorites:
1. A Contest Featuring Human Beings
2. Ceramic Cock Einstein
3. Cinnamon Flavored Skulls.
4. Christian Animation Torch Carriers.
5. Hopeless, Pathetic Alcoholics
6. I expect a kill.
7. I'll Replace you with Machines.
8. I've Owned You for Centuries.
9. The Ids are Allright.
It goes on and on. . .
http://www.gbvdb.com/tracks.asp
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-25-2006, 06:10 PM
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#2567
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Fantasy Football
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have laughed once today now.
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Ticklish sphincter?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-25-2006, 06:13 PM
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#2568
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Thomas Pink
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Originally posted by Adder
In further demonstration of my unfashionableness (it's a word, dammit), my shirt of choice is the Brooks Brother's no iron. On sale, they cost a third of a Pink shirt and don't need to be ironed.
Although I have had two of them develop holes in the elbows at a disturbingly fast pace.
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But do you have a whale belt? You know, one of those fabric belts with like, sailboats on them and such. |
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07-25-2006, 06:14 PM
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#2569
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Fantasy Football
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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Please post your suggestions for my fantasy football team name.
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My New Wife Owns My Cock (i.e. I play Fantasy Football) |
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07-25-2006, 06:16 PM
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#2570
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Fantasy Football
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My New Wife Owns My Cock (i.e. I play Fantasy Football)
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I like it, but it's too long for yahoo. I think I'm going with "Lemon Party".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-25-2006, 06:24 PM
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#2571
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Thomas Pink
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have one of these. I will get more.
I've never even been inside Pink.*
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*Yez, I wrote that knowing the consequences.
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I've never been inside Paul Stuart, but I have been in Joseph Banks.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-25-2006, 06:25 PM
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#2572
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Harold Reynolds
Dammit. I liked him, he was a genuinely nice guy (for a guy from Oregon). And that fucker still owes me lunch.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-25-2006, 06:27 PM
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#2573
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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A Man Needs a Maid
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Can't you get some bitch to iron it for you?
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Don't you mean a whore?
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07-25-2006, 06:29 PM
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#2574
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Harold Reynolds
Word around the water cooler is that he was fired for serial sexual harassment.
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07-25-2006, 06:29 PM
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#2575
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Fantasy Football
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Ticklish sphincter?
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verging on itchy. |
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07-25-2006, 06:29 PM
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#2576
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Thomas Pink
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've never been inside Paul Stuart, but I have been in Joseph Banks.
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I've been in Paul Stuart. Their women's suits are beautiful. |
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07-25-2006, 06:29 PM
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#2577
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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A Man Needs a Maid
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't you mean a whore?
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No. Whores are treated like queens.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-25-2006, 06:30 PM
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#2578
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Thomas Pink
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've never been inside Paul Stuart, but I have been in Joseph Banks.
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When you were inside him, were you closing your eyes and wishing he was someone else? |
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07-25-2006, 06:31 PM
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#2579
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Fantasy Football
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Please post your suggestions for my fantasy football team name.
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How frequently do you find jacking off to net porn and posting on the fantasy football boards overlap? Do you ever find yourself opening the wrong window and firing one off to your buddy Chip's latest trade?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-25-2006, 06:33 PM
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#2580
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Thomas Pink
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When you were inside him, were you closing your eyes and wishing he was someone else?
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Paul Lynde
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