Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
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first soccer post of '06!!!! Way to f'ing go dude!!!!! You got flower all beat!!!!!!!

[ltl/fb]

str8 -- who the fuck greenlighted the movie where the dogs get left behind in Antartica? I could barely watch the preview. Way too upsetting. Yeah, yeah, it implies that at least some of them make it out, but clearly Old Joe (or whatever his name is) or the dumb young one or one of the twins dies. I could maybe watch that movie with the entire middle on fast forward.

[Not Bob]

Is this thing on? Am I the only chump working today? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Is this thing on? Am I the only chump working today? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

I think you are the lone chump.

It is raining in southern California, if that makes you feel any better.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you are the lone chump.

It is raining in southern California, if that makes you feel any better.

I thought it never rains in Southern California?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought it never rains in Southern California?

But it pours. Oh, man, it pours.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But it pours. Oh, man, it pours.

Indeed.

Plaintiffs' lawyers suck. Discuss.

If there are any of them on the FB, then present company is excluded, of course. Unless any of you are the lawyer who had the effrontery to sue Piggly-Wiggly for an old guy's fall at the now-bankrupt dollar store next door ("because the sign says that it is the Piggly-Wiggly Plaza, Not Bob, that's why").

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But it pours. Oh, man, it pours.

While looking up the lyrics to confirm that you and wanker are as old as I thought, I found this site: Annoying Song of the Day. If you go to themes, right above "Annoying California Songs" is "Annoying Bob Songs." Luckily we only have a Not Bob here.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
If there are any of them on the FB, then present company is excluded, of course. Unless any of you are the lawyer who had the effrontery to sue Piggly-Wiggly for an old guy's fall at the now-bankrupt dollar store next door ("because the sign says that it is the Piggly-Wiggly Plaza, Not Bob, that's why").

I am a plaintiff's lawyer, now in recovery. I always considered myself part of the legitimate attorney economy because, if not for my aggressive efforts to keep solvent bystanders in the case, the "controversy" would eventually result in a show trial between my client's $120K in medical liens and the insolvent tortfeasor's $30K in coverage. So buck up, little camper. If not for prick plaintiffs' lawyers like me and Pony, yeah, you'd be at home today, but you'd also only bill 1,100 in 2006, and Internet access ain't free. If I really loved you, I'd write you a three-line meet-and-confer letter about your bullshit interrogatory responses that will be good for another 4.5 in justified billing of your carrier or count against your SIR. I might even use the phrase "bullshit interrogatory responses" so you and your contact at AIG can have a good holiday laugh about what a total dildo I am.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I am a plaintiff's lawyer, now in recovery.

I am inexplicably reminded of George Carlin's line -- "I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American. You know, you grow."

[Atticus Grinch]

Larry David on "Blokecrack Fountain": Cowboys Are My Weakness.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I am a plaintiff's lawyer, now in recovery. I always considered myself part of the legitimate attorney economy because, if not for my aggressive efforts to keep solvent bystanders in the case, the "controversy" would eventually result in a show trial between my client's $120K in medical liens and the insolvent tortfeasor's $30K in coverage. So buck up, little camper. If not for prick plaintiffs' lawyers like me and Pony, yeah, you'd be at home today, but you'd also only bill 1,100 in 2006, and Internet access ain't free. If I really loved you, I'd write you a three-line meet-and-confer letter about your bullshit interrogatory responses that will be good for another 4.5 in justified billing of your carrier or count against your SIR. I might even use the phrase "bullshit interrogatory responses" so you and your contact at AIG can have a good holiday laugh about what a total dildo I am.

Well if it's any consolation I had to spend yesterday prepping my young widow client for trial. She made my hardened battle-ass cry 4 times. Over my objection my office is willing to settle this case, depending on how many digits your carrier's check printer is capable of printing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Haha, it worked. I had a big bet on Shaun to win the rushing title. I'm going to keep this shtick up. Tune in later to hear me predict that USC cannot possibly win the Rose Bowl, and about how the Redskins are a lock at Tampa Bay next week.

The year of the Costanza?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Well if it's any consolation I had to spend yesterday prepping my young widow client for trial. She made my hardened battle-ass cry 4 times. Over my objection my office is willing to settle this case, depending on how many digits your carrier's check printer is capable of printing.

big tits?

[dtb]

So, I'm back in the office. What a bummer.

What did I miss? It sure as hell wasn't work, I know that much.