GO ABBA GO!!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

For the love of God, why are the new U.S. passports so ugly?

[ABBAKiss]

My puppy is about six months old. He will be "snipped" next Friday. But for the past, well, six months, he has been one raging hormone, humping everything in sight, usually my arm.

Last night he was doing his usual humping of appendages when all of a sudden the look on his face and the urgency of the humping took on a totally new tone. He was frantic and panting and grunting.

Now, the puppy is about a foot long and maybe 9 inches tall. Usually, his "privates" are covered by a fur sac, and when he "humps" his little weiner pokes out like a little pink eraser. It reminds me of those eraser pencils. It's cute and pert and tiny. Appropriate for a puppy. It pokes out briefly and then is retracted and puppy goes back to being child-friendly.

Last night, however, was a different story. Puppy is humping humping humping and all of a sudden I feel an odd wet thwapping on my arm that I have never felt before. BF and I look more closely and the puppy has a RAGING BONER. I am not kidding, the thing was protruding from his underside a full 5-6 inches. It was probably a third-inch in diameter. It had VEINS for god's sake. And I have never seen this before but his BALLS were also on the outside of his furry sac -- PINK BALLS protruding from what is now a MOUND in the area of his privates from which a baseball bat sized weiner extends. His legs were way far apart.

The puppy was as shocked as we were. He looked at us in shame. My heart broke. So we cuddled the puppy and let him know it would be alright, all the while shocked and appalled and wondering if this boner would ever go away (it had been probably five minutes -- it was scary for us and I cannot imagine for him!!!!). We are petting and kissing our Porn Star Puppy when the BF says "what the.....did he just CUM?!????"

Sure enough, there is a wet spot on the bed from the Porn Star Puppy. It is about three inches in diameter. I was engaged in a post-coital cuddle with my puppy. I felt dirty.

Eventually the raging boner retracted but the puppy was bleeding because he ripped the furry sac part when his balls poked out. We are taking him to the vet today.

I wish I could post the photo I took of this boner. It was amazing.

The end.....or to be continued????????

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
For the love of God, why are the new U.S. passports so ugly?

Why do you hate America, what it stands for, and all that it has accomplished?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss

The end.....or to be continued????????

If the story continues with him sitting in a bathtub watching the sun set . . .

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why do you hate America, what it stands for, and all that it has accomplished?

John Ashcroft's "Let the Eagles Soar" sort of ran through my head while I was looking at the new passport.

I'm sort of glad I don't need a new one for another 8 years.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


I'm sort of glad I don't need a new one for another 8 years.

The RFID chip is what make me glad not to need one for at least another 4 years. By then it will have been hacked and patched.

Oh, and John Parr's Man in Motion is now running through my head.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why do you hate America, what it stands for, and all that it has accomplished?

Take it to the PB, assclown. This here's an aesthetic conversation.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The RFID chip is what make me glad not to need one for at least another 4 years. By then it will have been hacked and patched.

Oh, and John Parr's Man in Motion is now running through my head.

Dillinger 4's Total Fucking Gone Song is now running through my head, and I did not even look at the new passport design.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Take it to the PB, assclown. This here's an aesthetic conversation.

Mine was an aesthetic comment.

Would you burn the flag because the red and blue clash?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Yesterday I got my hair super blow-dried for a full hour, and it was pulled and smoothed until it was a long, bouncy, glorious, shiny, sexy mane that swirled with my every move. But then I looked at the girl next to me who had had the same thing done and 1/2 hour after looking at her gorgeous long blond shiny hair, she turned around and......poof.....her face looked like a combo of Barbara Bush and that Versace chick. She had to be pushing 60. There is only so much better that I'd want my hair (or body) to look as compared to my face. I don't know how small of a discrepancy or ratio (hi TM) it should be, but that lady when she turned around transformed like the chick in the bathtub in The Shining. I think I know why chicks go "shorter' with their hair when they get older.

That's all. Carry on.

I'm sure it looks great, but where in the world do you get the patience to have your hair blown out for an hour? The tugging, the heat, the noise, the time ticking away ... ugh. I'm ready to bolt after five minutes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My puppy is about six months old. He will be "snipped" next Friday. But for the past, well, six months, he has been one raging hormone, humping everything in sight, usually my arm.

Last night he was doing his usual humping of appendages when all of a sudden the look on his face and the urgency of the humping took on a totally new tone. He was frantic and panting and grunting.

Now, the puppy is about a foot long and maybe 9 inches tall. Usually, his "privates" are covered by a fur sac, and when he "humps" his little weiner pokes out like a little pink eraser. It reminds me of those eraser pencils. It's cute and pert and tiny. Appropriate for a puppy. It pokes out briefly and then is retracted and puppy goes back to being child-friendly.

Last night, however, was a different story. Puppy is humping humping humping and all of a sudden I feel an odd wet thwapping on my arm that I have never felt before. BF and I look more closely and the puppy has a RAGING BONER. I am not kidding, the thing was protruding from his underside a full 5-6 inches. It was probably a third-inch in diameter. It had VEINS for god's sake. And I have never seen this before but his BALLS were also on the outside of his furry sac -- PINK BALLS protruding from what is now a MOUND in the area of his privates from which a baseball bat sized weiner extends. His legs were way far apart.

The puppy was as shocked as we were. He looked at us in shame. My heart broke. So we cuddled the puppy and let him know it would be alright, all the while shocked and appalled and wondering if this boner would ever go away (it had been probably five minutes -- it was scary for us and I cannot imagine for him!!!!). We are petting and kissing our Porn Star Puppy when the BF says "what the.....did he just CUM?!????"

Sure enough, there is a wet spot on the bed from the Porn Star Puppy. It is about three inches in diameter. I was engaged in a post-coital cuddle with my puppy. I felt dirty.

Eventually the raging boner retracted but the puppy was bleeding because he ripped the furry sac part when his balls poked out. We are taking him to the vet today.

I wish I could post the photo I took of this boner. It was amazing.

The end.....or to be continued????????

If you really loved him, you would give him a hand job. Or finger job. Whatever. There was a Savage Love about this w/r/t a bird at some point. A bird and someone's grandma.

Do you feel cleaner now?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm sure it looks great, but where in the world do you get the patience to have your hair blown out for an hour? The tugging, the heat, the noise, the time ticking away ... ugh. I'm ready to bolt after five minutes.

The only time my hair has been blow-dried for that long, it made my scalp sweat, which in turn made the roots of my hair un-straight, which negated the blowout.

rp, try some xanax next time. Or a few stiff drinks.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Puppy love story

At least you didn't lick his ass - http://www.clevver.com/video/51252/S...80%99s-Ass.php

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Fox get points from me for playing The Pixies' "Here Comes Your Man" on the way to the break after the top of the first. How long 'til they run out of Boston and Denver bands?

I was surprised to hear Widespread Panic during the ALCS.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My sister, a seasoned marathoner, is due to run the Marine Corps marathon this weekend. I'm supposed to be going to DC to watch her. Unfortunately, on Tuesday she came down with the flu. I've never had the flu (knock on wood) so I can't really relate, but she sounds very sick. Can't get out of bed, fever, chills, vomiting etc. She is still keen on running this marathon. I think that even if she recovers enough to feel somewhat better by Sunday, the plane travel and marathon running will really do a number on a fragile immune system. I'm trying to dissuade her from doing it (even though I totally want to see her) because I don't want her to collapse during the marathon or get even sicker next week.

Am I being a real old lady about this -- should I not dissuade her from doing it? Anyone run a marathon right after having the flu?

You should try to dissuade her, but you likely won't be successful.

Regardless, if I had the flu, I would bail on the race.

But I am a wuss.