Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This isn't really a genuine question, is it?

TM

At that moment, early in the weekend, it was a thinly veiled plea for help to save us from ourselves.

Help never arrived.

[NotFromHere]

Apparently, at the bus stop. I'm sorry - but even with the injuries to innocent people, this is funny. How flimsy are the cages in Boston?

BOSTON, Sept. 28 — A restless gorilla broke out of its zoo enclosure Sunday, injuring a 2-year-old and a teenager before it was sedated and recaptured almost two hours later, according to zoo officials.
THE GORILLA ESCAPED from the Franklin Park Zoo minutes before the zoo was scheduled to close, according to Zoo New England CEO and President John Linehan.
The 5-foot, 300-pound adolescent gorilla escaped from its section of the Tropical Forest exhibit in August, but did not leave the exhibit grounds.
The gorilla injured the young girl and an 18-year-old woman almost immediately after escaping, Linehan said. A witness told police she later saw the gorilla sitting at a bus stop on a street near the zoo.

Edited to add... Zoo officials installed electrified wires to keep the 11-year-old primate from escaping again, but on Sunday he managed to leave the zoo grounds entirely.
“Needless to say, until further notice, he is not going to be on exhibit,” Linehan said.

If someone could link me to an onilne version of the Happy Hooker (which I am rereading sllowly but surelY), There is a great riff on what men of different ethnicities are always like. My favorites were the "American Jew" , the greeks and the "Oriental men" Apparently the greeks gave us greek style, which is anal btw bc this way the girls could stay virgins, so all the greek customers wanted anal. the oriental men all have tiny weiners and some even have fake penises(!) which is described in a way I cant begin to reenact.

And I tried to be interesting, with the vibrator, bisexual talk, so dont blame me.

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Thanks for the chuckle -- I was a philosophy major and I'm dating someone who majored in history and religion (and he's taking a philosophy class for fun right now).

Beyond logic courses, I never took any exams in philosophy. You are graded on class participation and papers. Subjective, yes, but as with lawyers, the bullshitters stand out to even a mildly discerning mind.

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[notcasesensitive]

Apparently str8's death tv concept is not so far from reality --

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

[spree: rock band plans to have performance including a suicide by a terminally ill person on stage.]

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Apparently str8's death tv concept is not so far from reality --

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

[spree: rock band plans to have performance including a suicide by a terminally ill person on stage.]

Wow. That's, like, even better than Gwar.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by evenodds
It's hard to believe we could have a more boring day on the FB than the physics stuff this weekend, but we've done it.

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

One sverdrup equals one million cubic liters of water per second.

Frictional coefficients tend to vary with temperature.

Nyah nyah nyah.

(Damn humanities majors.)

[Not Bob]

Sigh. Sometimes I don't regret that Mrs. NB is addicted to this magazine...

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
[Great shot of Ashley's Judds.]

Resolved: Ashley Judd will be remembered in an Elizabeth-Taylor-Greatest-Beauty-of-Her-Generation kind of way.

IMDB says she's dated Bob De Niro, Matthew McConaughey, and Michael Bolton. I can't quite wrap my brain around that.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

since we appear to be having a boring day...

I got this new perfume that smells like cake. It was a tossup between it and the one that smelled like orange juice. I figured it would make me happy since I love the smell of cake. It is working because I just licked my wrist without realizing what I was doing. Now I am not sure about how happy it is making me because I am full but still craving cake.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
since we appear to be having a boring day...

I got this new perfume that smells like cake. It was a tossup between it and the one that smelled like orange juice. I figured it would make me happy since I love the smell of cake. It is working because I just licked my wrist without realizing what I was doing. Now I am not sure about how happy it is making me because I am full but still craving cake.

Is it from Givenchy? I had one of their perfumes and it smelled cakish and i loved it but then it made me nauseous so I tossed it. but i remember it fondly.

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[purse junkie]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
since we appear to be having a boring day...

I got this new perfume that smells like cake.

Demeter and Smell This also have "Sugar Cookie" and "Cake Batter" (Smell This makes edible sprays, too). They are particularly delightful on a cold blustery day.

Demeter also has "grass" and "dirt", which are great for spring. They used to have Martini (gross) and Bourbon (yummy) as well.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is it from Givenchy? I had one of their perfumes and it smelled cakish and i loved it but then it made me nauseous so I tossed it. but i remember it fondly.

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No, I forget who makes it, but it is actually called "Cake". from Whole foods.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Loved the book. Anything ever happen with the movie? Last I heard Harry Anderson was working on it, but that was years ago.

Caught a great South Park on TiVo last week; Cartman enters a contest to sing the "Cheesy Poofs" jingle, and in his audition, adds a little flourish to the last line "You'd be lame" -- "We're talking 5th season of 'Night Court' lameeeeeeeeee." Hilarious.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
since we appear to be having a boring day...

I got this new perfume that smells like cake.

Just out of curiousity, is it Hanae Mori?

I fell in love with the Hanae Mori last year when I tired of my Issey Miyake and Marc Jacobs.

When my mother visited this summer, we discovered we were both wearing it.

Even(perfume junkie)Odds

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, I forget who makes it, but it is actually called "Cake". from Whole foods.

I cannot wait to date a girl confident enough to wear Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Or perhaps Ham.