Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This cracks me up, because in my (non-vegetarian) set we like to say "everything tastes better with bacon wrapped around it."

Duly noted.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
but evidence suggests the rule applies to chick's as well.

hasn't everyone had bacon eaten off them at one time or another? (maybe it's a Canadian thing. not to be confused with a Canadian bacon thing, which would not be nearly as tasty).

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So maybe it's essence of vanilla making these dark spots?

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that's just shade. there is an old Johnny Carson joke about Dolly Parton that would have helped you on this one, but maybe you're too young tpo have heard it.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by evenodds
For your amusement, here is a quiz to determine how neurotic you are:
http://www.neuroses.org/cgi-bin/sfes...psychologytest

Your score is 50.

You are slightly neurotic, and fairly enlightened as well.

Your score is 57.

You are slightly neurotic, and fairly enlightened as well.

This test is bogus. I am much more than slightly neurotic.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hasn't everyone had bacon eaten off them at one time or another

That's how dad used to get the dogs to play with me.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hasn't everyone had bacon eaten off them at one time or another? (maybe it's a Canadian thing. not to be confused with a Canadian bacon thing, which would not be nearly as tasty).

Ummmmm.....No.

(intentional whiff)

[Dualit]

Originally posted by bridge of love
that's just shade.

No, Mary is indeed glowing. I confess to watching a little of Joan & Melissa this past weekend. Even they commented on the boob sweat.

Dua(I learned that you can say "boob sweat" on basic cable)lit

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Dualit
No, Mary is indeed glowing. I confess to watching a little of Joan & Melissa this past weekend. Even they commented on the boob sweat.

Dua(I learned that you can say "boob sweat" on basic cable)lit

Does this phenomenon have a name other than "boob sweat"?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Dualit
boob sweat

Of course it is sweat. As anybody who has ever ridden in a Ford Country Squire Station Wagon in the summertime can attest, plastic doesn't breathe.

I bet when she undresses her boobs make that back-of the-legs-separating-from-the-car-seat noise that I can hear so clearly in my head.

And I scored a 63 on the neurotic scale. Seems low to me.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Dualit
No, Mary is indeed glowing. I confess to watching a little of Joan & Melissa this past weekend. Even they commented on the boob sweat.

Dua(I learned that you can say "boob sweat" on basic cable)lit

Does one even have to 'confess' to watching Joan & Melissa? How else would one be able to play "when will Joan's facial features accidentally be completely surgically stretched all the way around to the back of her head?"

Mary can solve her problem either with a coolmax sports bra, or by removing about 80 pounds of the implants she's currently bench-pressing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
...............plastic doesn't breathe.

I bet when she undresses her boobs make that back-of the-legs-separating-from-the-car-seat noise that I can hear so clearly in my head. ..............

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=e...=&l=0&e=27&a=0

I don't know....they look kind of saggy to be fake.

[Replaced_Texan]

1.) We should get a sunny-low-humidity-relatively-low-temperatures day pass from work. I'm bringing this proposal to the next staff meeting.

2.) Driving back from lunch, I saw a bumper sticker that said "God Bless America in Jesus Name." Apostrophe issues aside, isn't it sorta redundant to ask a deity to bless something in the same deity’s name? (Aside, I didn't hit anyone or anything on my drive back from lunch, though I may have driven faster than posted speed limits.)

3.) Go Texans! Woo hoo!

3a.) If you go to a Texans game in Reliant Stadium on a sunny, low humidity, relatively low temperature September day, remember sunscreen.

4.) Dogs will choose the exact moment that the vet closes for the weekend to get sick, ensuring that a trip to the emergency room, and possibly the state's veterinary school, becomes necessary. These trips are even more expensive than the average ordinary trips to the vet, which aren't cheap. Health insurance for dogs may not necessarily be a bad idea.

4a.) No matter the reason for wearing it, a dog with one of those plastic cones on its neck will get a laugh. Especially if the same dog can't get into the car because the cone is too big.

5.) I don't want to be at work.

R(the DD is fine, was his cousin, a lab, who had to have a thong surgically removed from his stomach)T

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
R(the DD is fine, was his cousin, a lab, who had to have a thong surgically removed from his stomach)T

Chef was in Texas?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
R(the DD is fine, was his cousin, a lab, who had to have a thong surgically removed from his stomach)T

Was it Gwinky's thong?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=e...=&l=0&e=27&a=0

I don't know....they look kind of saggy to be fake.

With all of this discussion of the porn star cum governor, I'm amazed that the most pressing issue regarding Miss Carey has not been raised...

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So is she the daughter of Harry Carey or some other rhyming freak?