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09-29-2003, 05:40 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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I had a 48 on the whole neurotic thing, which means I too am only slightly nuerotic and enlightened. That doesn't seem right.
On the hell thing:
Your score is 38.
You are going straight to Hell! You appear to have the courage and conviction to live as an individual in a world that pressures you to become a conformist. You are a seeker of knowledge and an artist of life. Your future will never be peaceful, but you will be alive.
Also, I am Unholier Than Thou
Your score is 45.
Congratulations, you have passed the Hypocrite Test! You are officially Unholier Than Thou. The world is a happier place with you in it.
http://www.unholierthanthou.com/holier-than-thou.html
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09-29-2003, 05:42 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
You are going straight to Hell! You appear to have the courage and conviction to live as an individual in a world that pressures you to become a conformist. You are a seeker of knowledge and an artist of life. Your future will never be peaceful, but you will be alive.
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Excuse me, but this isn't right. If people who are seekers of knowledge and artists of life aren't in heaven, the place is gonna suck!
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A wee dram a day!
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09-29-2003, 05:43 PM
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#26013
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Neuroses Test
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Edit -- this reminds me of a DC area bar that I liked when I was there called Heaven and Hell in Adams Morgan. Is that place still around?
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Still there.
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09-29-2003, 05:44 PM
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#26014
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Excuse me, but this isn't right. If people who are seekers of knowledge and artists of life aren't in heaven, the place is gonna suck!
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Hell is the new Heaven.
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09-29-2003, 05:44 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Hell Test
Your score is 35.
You are going straight to Hell! You appear to have the courage and conviction to live as an individual in a world that pressures you to become a conformist. You are a seeker of knowledge and an artist of life. Your future will never be peaceful, but you will be alive.
Woo-hooo!
The sinners have much more fun.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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09-29-2003, 05:44 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Sunscreen doesn't work
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
LONDON, Sept. 29 — Sunscreen creams cannot fully protect people against an increasingly common form of skin cancer even when correct amounts are applied, according to research published on Monday.
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Much like the overuse of antibiotics has resulted in more resistant strains of bugs, the overuse for decades of the one common sunscreen ingredient has affected the spectrum of the UV energy that our skin receives. It is, of course, the logical result that, as we screen out certain wavelengths, other wavelengths will pop up to take their place, and natural selection mandates that the proportion of unaffected wavelengths would increase as the affected wavelengths fail to propogate. This is simply nature driven amok by man.
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09-29-2003, 05:57 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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"Your score is 65.
You are remarkably average, and therefore are neither Holy nor Unholy compared to other humans. Play it cool, and you may be able to sneak through the gates unnoticed. "
If there is one thing I hate, it's being remarkably average.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-29-2003, 05:57 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Sunscreen doesn't work
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Much like the overuse of antibiotics has resulted in more resistant strains of bugs, the overuse for decades of the one common sunscreen ingredient has affected the spectrum of the UV energy that our skin receives. It is, of course, the logical result that, as we screen out certain wavelengths, other wavelengths will pop up to take their place, and natural selection mandates that the proportion of unaffected wavelengths would increase as the affected wavelengths fail to propogate. This is simply nature driven amok by man.
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The alternative is just to stay indoors. But that's going to make that trip to Tahiti really suck.
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09-29-2003, 06:02 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Sunscreen doesn't work
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Much like the overuse of antibiotics has resulted in more resistant strains of bugs, the overuse for decades of the one common sunscreen ingredient has affected the spectrum of the UV energy that our skin receives. It is, of course, the logical result that, as we screen out certain wavelengths, other wavelengths will pop up to take their place, and natural selection mandates that the proportion of unaffected wavelengths would increase as the affected wavelengths fail to propogate. This is simply nature driven amok by man.
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Dude, that's the biggest smile I've cracked all day.
Malignant melanoma is much less nice than any other form of skin cancer. This isn't the stuff your grandfather gets scraped off his nose. It has a pretty sucky survival rate, and recurrence is common.
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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09-29-2003, 06:04 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Something to make you smile
If I lived in Pittsburg, I'd have this guy shine my shoes. And who knew that PIttsburgh had an Oakland neighborhood.
PITTSBURGH, Sept. 24 — Just as he’s done for more than two decades, Albert Lexie gets out of bed at 5 a.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, takes two buses to the Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh and makes his rounds — offering shoe shines for $3.
ALSO EVERY TUESDAY, Lexie goes to an office building about three blocks from the hospital and hands over his weekly donation — shoeshine tips, gifts from customers and contributions — to the hospital’s Free Care Fund.
Lexie’s efforts make about $10,000 every year, and he’s donated more than $89,000 since February 1981 to the fund, which helps pay for medical care to pediatric patients regardless of their families’ ability to pay.
Most people who know Lexie say he’s a man of routine and a man of goals. Ultimately, he wants to raise more money than Jerry Lewis, the actor whose Labor Day telethons raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association.
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09-29-2003, 06:04 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Sunscreen doesn't work
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Much like the overuse of antibiotics has resulted in more resistant strains of bugs, the overuse for decades of the one common sunscreen ingredient has affected the spectrum of the UV energy that our skin receives. It is, of course, the logical result that, as we screen out certain wavelengths, other wavelengths will pop up to take their place, and natural selection mandates that the proportion of unaffected wavelengths would increase as the affected wavelengths fail to propogate. This is simply nature driven amok by man.
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Translation: Coppertone make Sun God ANGRY. Sun God SMASH deoxyribonucleic acid!
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09-29-2003, 06:04 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Sunscreen doesn't work
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
The alternative is just to stay indoors. But that's going to make that trip to Tahiti really suck.
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3 words: big floppy hats.
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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09-29-2003, 06:08 PM
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Guest
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Neuroses Test
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I got a 50 and am also headed to purgatory. I really had counted on a lower score and clear shot to hell, but there were too few sex questions.
Edit -- this reminds me of a DC area bar that I liked when I was there called Heaven and Hell in Adams Morgan. Is that place still around? Paigow? RP? I used to like to go to hell and sit in Satan chairs while listening to Tool or some other driving loud music. I'm warped like that though.
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I dont think I know it but it sonds vaguely familiar. There is a club called Heaven, which has to be the stupidest name for a club, ever. I wonder if it has dry ice so you get that white cloud bullshit going?
I am so sad that you left DC. We could watch the Baechelor together, whenever thats on.
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09-29-2003, 06:11 PM
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#26024
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Heaven and Hell and Other Folk Tales
Hell --
Your score is 58.
At present, it looks like you are headed to Purgatory. Your test results indicate that you have conflicting beliefs and actions. When these beliefs and actions merge harmoniously, you will find inner peace and embark on your journey to Heaven or Hell.
Your score is 52.
You are remarkably average, and therefore are neither Holy nor Unholy compared to other humans. Play it cool, and you may be able to sneak through the gates unnoticed.
**Sigh** I need to get out more.
sf
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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09-29-2003, 06:16 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Once Upon a Time Johnny Depp sold out
EO, you owe me $10.50, you bitch. And you're lucky I don't have time to fly down there and beat your ass.
How could you like Once Upon a Time in Mexico. It was a complete failure on every level. The story was stupid. The dialogue was horrible (what a waste of Johnny Depp's time). The special effects? Laughable. I was pleased that Tarantino made no cameos. But pissed that Salma didn't take off her fucking clothes. Bleh. Pittooey. Don't anyone go see this movie. I detest it like a sickness.
TM
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