Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Those are too obvious. But if someone comes up with a good creative one, I'll be happy to use it.

8 lives and counting...

[AngryMulletMan]

Wow, I'm fascinated to know which of you are neurotic, holier-than-me and/or going straight to hell. I couldn't possibly have figured this out without the benefit of your test scores and I must take these tests myself without further delay.

Then I will inform each and every one of you of the results because I am sure you can't wait to find out about ME.

[robustpuppy]

Anybody else get a Pepe LePieu vibe off this Chirac fellow?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Chunky Monkey
Since it appears there are at least a few card players around here, would anyone have a recommendation for a good computer Hold' Em program? Not looking for a website, since my preference is to play a few hundred thousand hands to get some insight into odds before playing for money. (And not playing for money is meaningless).

Your ideas appreciated.

Wouldn't it be easier to get a book about hold-em and read about the odds?

[Adder]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Same here. No wonder you dig me.

sf

Your score is 60.

You are definitely neurotic, but there is still hope for you.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

"Mmlle. Bush, your hand smells like bush, I must crinkle up my face"

[Adder]

Originally posted by bilmore
Much like the overuse of antibiotics has resulted in more resistant strains of bugs, the overuse for decades of the one common sunscreen ingredient has affected the spectrum of the UV energy that our skin receives. It is, of course, the logical result that, as we screen out certain wavelengths, other wavelengths will pop up to take their place, and natural selection mandates that the proportion of unaffected wavelengths would increase as the affected wavelengths fail to propogate. This is simply nature driven amok by man.

Umm.... okay.... right.....

In other news (no shocks here):

Your score is 36.

You are going straight to Hell! You appear to have the courage and conviction to live as an individual in a world that pressures you to become a conformist. You are a seeker of knowledge and an artist of life. Your future will never be peaceful, but you will be alive.


Your score is 44.

Congratulations, you have passed the Hypocrite Test! You are officially Unholier Than Thou. The world is a happier place with you in it.

[notcasesensitive]

Bilmore, please scroll past as usual.

Also to whoever asked earlier today, according to Fox the Paradise Island finale is Wednesday night. I will not be issuing reminders for this, as I can't bear to watch now that Toni is gone. Because I hate her.

On to the island...

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Upon further review this evening, Michael is way too gross looking to be a model. Still/airbrushed or not. So is the consensus that Melissa dumped one ugly loser for another one? In any event good of her to get away from model boy (cough). 2 stayed together, 2 split -- how does this measure up to prior seasons?



Green Bay better not give this game back to da Bears...

[notcasesensitive]

Argh. She is now relegated to interviewing Brett Favre's daughter and saying stupid things about him being a whispering/ballcap wearer coach. Any bets on whether she lasts the season? Truly awful. I guess they thought she might at least remember his name.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Argh. She is now relegated to interviewing Brett Favre's daughter and saying stupid things about him being a whispering/ballcap wearer coach. Any bets on whether she lasts the season? Truly awful. I guess they thought she might at least remember his name.

She'll last the season. She's going to make more gaffes, but unless she makes a tasteless/offensive comment, they won't pull the trigger.

When the bar has been set by journalistic luminaries like O.J. Simpson and Eric Dickerson, you have a lot of slack.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
For I am planning the End of Pisco Sour Summer Blowout! PLF assures me that the drink is not disgusting, but delicious! I missed the trend but see a window of oppoirtunity, which I cannot post here, since of course it is outable. But it will be soon I will give just enough notice for the people who need to travel to make their plans. PM for details!!!!!

Cool. I'm down with this, only please me tell that you didn't say anything about it to Pretty Little Flower. The dude was a lively wit, a bon vivant if you will, very very oh so 2000, but at this point the only thing more boorish than PLF is PLF on pisco sours.

I veto his attendance.

EDITED TO ADD: Don't tell him I veto'd him. He burned me a Divas mixed CD from his collection in exchange for helping him get back on the A-list.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by leagleaze


We still have 25-35 members signing up every week. Even discounting Penske's socks (I know you don't sock any more) that is still 20 or so.

I'm guessing 12-15. Just a guess. YMMV.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Argh. She is now relegated to interviewing Brett Favre's daughter and saying stupid things about him being a whispering/ballcap wearer coach. Any bets on whether she lasts the season? Truly awful. I guess they thought she might at least remember his name.

FWIW, I dig her. No offense. OTOH, me no watchee MondayNightFootball.

Speaking of which, looks like tomorrow will be a personal K day for you ncs! Let me be the first to offer you big ups on that!

Indeed.

[Jack Manfred]

Halle Berry's Catwoman costume

[pubic hair on a coke can]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

No words can do this picture more justice than the horrified look on her face knowing she must now go home and boil her hand but, what I will say is that First Lady Laura is fo shizzle one classy and beautiful women. Quite a change from that black pantsuited piece of fatass that we had to endure for 8 hellacious years.

W did good. Fo shizzle.