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11-07-2005, 12:15 AM
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#2596
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Boring Work Questions
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
While purchasing polyuerethane for a home improvement project I was unaware of my urethra, largely because I do not have chlamydia.
"Ping! Pow!
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Excellent. Bonus points for you. Also, nice use of "Ping! Pow!
eta: merde!! stp!! stp!!!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-07-2005, 12:45 PM
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#2597
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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GROSS ABUSE OF POWER ALERT
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Someone, who I doubtg is sunnybunny, has changed my sig line Perhaps someone who thinks he can earn a penny by outing people and fucking with their profile? Sugar, not vinegar attacts the flies, WaWa.
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While you're at it, please tell hank to fix the typo in his sig line. Unless he means More mature that Pensky! which kind of makes sense for him.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-07-2005, 12:52 PM
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#2598
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Attention Gwinky
If a person is going to have sex in a bathroom stall (ew by the way) then don't punch the woman who's been waiting 15 minutes to pee.
TAMPA, Fla. - A Carolina Panthers cheerleader and another woman claiming to be her teammate were arrested for a nightclub incident after they had sex in a restroom stall early Sunday, police said.
One was charged with battery, the other disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
As they left the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning, 26-year-old Angela Ellen Keathley and the other woman, who was not identified, sprinted to a car and would not comment. Keathley was released on $750 bail and the unidentified woman on $500 bail.
Fellow Panther cheerleaders posted bail for the women and would not comment.
Police said the unidentified woman may have used the identification of another Panthers cheerleader when arrested.
Witnesses said Keathley and the woman were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside about 2:10 a.m. Sunday, an arrest report states.
Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom.
Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then "the blonde hit me in the face," Holden said. Holden said she grabbed that woman's arms, held them behind her back and called for security.
"I have a big black eye now and I have to go to work on Tuesday," said Holden, a nurse.
Keathley was drunk, "rude and belligerent," using foul language and uncooperative with police, the report states. Keathley is listed on the Panthers' Web site as a registered nurse and a second-year cheerleader for the team.
Banana Joe's must be a huge nurse hang out.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-07-2005, 12:59 PM
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#2599
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Boring Work Questions
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Bonus points if you can use all 3 in a substantive sentence.
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If you aren't careful with your choice of partners, you will contract an STD like chlamydia, which can produce the sort of painful lesions that necessitate the insertion of a polyurethane catheter in your urethra.
What did I win?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-07-2005, 01:02 PM
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#2600
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Boring Work Questions
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Originally posted by taxwonk
If you aren't careful with your choice of partners, you will contract an STD like chlamydia, which can produce the sort of painful lesions that necessitate the insertion of a polyurethane catheter in your urethra.
What did I win?
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One giant step backwards from all the FB women?
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11-07-2005, 01:08 PM
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#2601
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Tastes Great! Less Filling!!
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NotFromHere
If a person is going to have sex in a bathroom stall (ew by the way) then don't punch the woman who's been waiting 15 minutes to pee.
TAMPA, Fla. - A Carolina Panthers cheerleader and another woman claiming to be her teammate were arrested for a nightclub incident after they had sex in a restroom stall early Sunday, police said.
One was charged with battery, the other disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
As they left the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning, 26-year-old Angela Ellen Keathley and the other woman, who was not identified, sprinted to a car and would not comment. Keathley was released on $750 bail and the unidentified woman on $500 bail.
Fellow Panther cheerleaders posted bail for the women and would not comment.
Police said the unidentified woman may have used the identification of another Panthers cheerleader when arrested.
Witnesses said Keathley and the woman were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside about 2:10 a.m. Sunday, an arrest report states.
Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom.
Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then "the blonde hit me in the face," Holden said. Holden said she grabbed that woman's arms, held them behind her back and called for security.
"I have a big black eye now and I have to go to work on Tuesday," said Holden, a nurse.
Keathley was drunk, "rude and belligerent," using foul language and uncooperative with police, the report states. Keathley is listed on the Panthers' Web site as a registered nurse and a second-year cheerleader for the team.
Banana Joe's must be a huge nurse hang out.
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Two words: Career Move.
Stern is already trying to hire them as the "Howard 100" Cheerleaders. |
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11-07-2005, 01:16 PM
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#2602
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Confidential to bnb
What a finish!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-07-2005, 01:28 PM
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#2603
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Confidential to bnb
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What a finish!
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Isn't this what PMs are for?
TM: you come down on me, but you let them get away with this shit? |
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11-07-2005, 01:34 PM
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#2604
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Confidential to bnb
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What a finish!
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The dismount is still a little troublesome, I'll admit.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-07-2005, 01:44 PM
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#2605
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Attention Gwinky
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
If a person is going to have sex in a bathroom stall (ew by the way) then don't punch the woman who's been waiting 15 minutes to pee.
TAMPA, Fla. - A Carolina Panthers cheerleader and another woman claiming to be her teammate were arrested for a nightclub incident after they had sex in a restroom stall early Sunday, police said.
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The way to add value, or give value at all, to your reposts of news, is to do a little sleuthing. Get us a pic of the cheerleader in question. Don't make us google.
 
clicky for bio
eta: shots of other alleged sapphic cheerleader, difficult to obtain through now-crashed panthers' site:
 
Last edited by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.); 11-07-2005 at 02:10 PM..
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11-07-2005, 01:44 PM
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#2606
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Confidential to bnb
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Isn't this what PMs are for?
TM: you come down on me, but you let them get away with this shit?
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This was confidential. You were not supposed to read it.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-07-2005, 01:47 PM
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#2607
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Confidential to bnb
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The dismount is still a little troublesome, I'll admit.
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Really? That was my favorite part.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-07-2005, 01:52 PM
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#2608
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Confidential to bnb
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This was confidential. You were not supposed to read it.
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Ooops. Sorry. I see that now. I don't usually read the subject lines. |
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11-07-2005, 01:57 PM
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#2609
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Confidential to bnb
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Ooops. Sorry. I see that now. I don't usually read the subject lines.
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This apology would be better suited to PM.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-07-2005, 02:02 PM
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#2610
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Confidential to bnb
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This apology would be better suited to PM.
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True. Sorry.
ETA: Damnit. I'll never get the hang of this. |
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