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10-17-2003, 05:25 PM
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#2596
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The lake is like an ocean and goes very far so there's nothing to see.
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Actually, when the weather turns cooler, the lake gets angry. Huge waves crash against the sea wall and spray water up to 20 feet high. I've been nailed by a few waves running along the lake in January...it can be very cool to watch. Plus, if you stay up late enough, you can catch the sunrise over the water...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-17-2003, 05:29 PM
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#2597
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
off my corner, ho.
wonk doesnt knwo you, but he knows me. You could be fugly, but with me he gets a sure thing. to look at. i guess if you give as much action as you talk, you might have a leg up.
or you could share the room with me.
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Or two even.
edited to add: beat again by the Hand. Ooh, kinky.
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10-17-2003, 05:35 PM
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#2598
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Plus, if you stay up late enough, you can catch the sunrise over the water...
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Oh. My. Gawd. That is so romantic. |
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10-17-2003, 05:39 PM
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#2599
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh. My. Gawd. That is so romantic.
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Yeah. Coltrane will kick his roommate out of the room with the view (or tie a ribbon around the doorknob so the roomie knows not to enter) and spread his sleeping bag out under the window all nice. |
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10-17-2003, 05:40 PM
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#2600
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
The day after Thanksgiving. Its a great day to go shoplifting at Water Tower place.
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It's the Right thing to do.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-17-2003, 05:44 PM
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#2601
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by taxwonk
MR has relocated. and the night is Nov. 14th.
Let me see if I can set it up.
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Ha. In a ironically coincidental irony, I will be there too. In Chicago.
I'm at the Westin from the 12-14th and the W from the 14th-16th.
Maybe I can be your date Wonk. I'd wear my skirt if that influences one way. Or the other. No pun intended. NTTAWWT.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-17-2003, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Mrs. Wonk and I have been invited, along with the rest of our group and their guests, to enjoy dinner, an evening at the theater, and the night in a hotel downtown, as a reward for a particularly hairy project we completed last year.
Mrs. Wonk has a thing about leaving the monsters overnight and is making it pretty clear that she won't go, or if she does it will be under duress and my life will be Hell for the foreseeable future.
On the other hand, I don't want to appear the aloof, antisocial wage slave. Thus, I feel some pressure to go, with or without my (ahem) "beloved" wife.
Thoughts, advice, ridicule and scorn?
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Sure. You're fat.
Thurgreed(thanks for the freebie)Marshall |
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10-17-2003, 05:47 PM
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#2603
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Doesn't really "go into" the burbs
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What's the North Shore? Chopped liver?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-17-2003, 05:49 PM
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#2604
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yeah. Coltrane will kick his roommate out of the room with the view (or tie a ribbon around the doorknob so the roomie knows not to enter) and spread his sleeping bag out under the window all nice.
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Shoot. I was hoping for a few weeks of flirtatious banter that would remind me of those halcyon days of 1999.
Ah well. And the "You Don't Send Me Flowers" duet I was working on (for the inevitable fading of the bloom, so to speak*) seemed so promising, too. C'est la vie.
You can't bang me, coltrane
You don't zing like my Wand
You hardly post bout me anymore
When you come to these threads
At the end of the day
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10-17-2003, 05:50 PM
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#2605
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yeah. Coltrane will kick his roommate out of the room with the view (or tie a ribbon around the doorknob so the roomie knows not to enter) and spread his sleeping bag out under the window all nice.
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Housemate.
And my sleeping bag is hanging on my wall.
I'm SO outdoorsy.
The housemate prefers to watch. He's like a coach sometimes. Just like the chess coach played by Jim Belushi on SNL (his only funny moment): "Pawn to rook 4! Pawn to rook 4! NOOOOOOOOO!!! You call that castleing!!! Why don't you just give the king?!! Just give him the king!!"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-17-2003, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Both Ws are downtown. I think the suburban people would think a W would be to "haughty-taughty", which is why they should stay in Iowa (except for Wonk)...not b/c they live in the suburbs, but b/c they would use a phrase like "haughty-taughty"...
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Please, please oh pretty please let Paris Hilton be in town that day visiting her "boyfriend" Urlacher. Please please don't stay in the Hilton just this once Paris - try the W. Please.
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10-17-2003, 05:54 PM
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#2607
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please, please oh pretty please let Paris Hilton be in town that day visiting her "boyfriend" Urlacher. Please please don't stay in the Hilton just this once Paris - try the W. Please.
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I do not understand this post. Please explain. |
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10-17-2003, 05:56 PM
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#2608
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Housemate.
And my sleeping bag is hanging on my wall.
I'm SO outdoorsy.
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Except that you like chairs with arms. Wonk, could you make sure my room has no arms on the chair?
The housemate prefers to watch. He's like a coach sometimes. Just like the chess coach played by Jim Belushi on SNL (his only funny moment): "Pawn to rook 4! Pawn to rook 4! NOOOOOOOOO!!! You call that castleing!!! Why don't you just give the king?!! Just give him the king!!" [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][I cant believe your parents allowed you to stay up and watch that. |
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10-17-2003, 05:56 PM
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#2609
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I do not understand this post. Please explain.
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And I'm not sure I understand the "Lizards suck" title. Surely this violates the TOS. Where's a mod or an admin when you need one?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-17-2003, 05:57 PM
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#2610
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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A Minor Dilemma
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I do not understand this post. Please explain.
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Brian Urlacher plays for the Chicago Bears. Paris Hilton (see yesterday's picture of her in Brian's jersey) has been seen sporting Brian as man-candy. If she really loved him, she would go to the facility formerly known as Soldier Field to see her man-candy play. Then Paigow could run into her at some club, throw a drink, cat fight, film at 11.
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