Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you're operating on a theory that very hot women actually have to hook up with ugly rich guys, rather than act as if they are willing to hook up with ugly rich guys, to score free blow.

Where is b_n_b today, anyway?

I'm sorry. There's an ugly, rich guy at the front door with some blow. Give me a few moments to relieve him of his eight-ball and get rid of him and I'll be back.

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
So Ms. Slothrop was in an accident last week -- someone plowed into the car behind her, knocking it into her car. I suspect we need a new bumper, and was under the impression that once they've been struck with force, they lose their shock-protective capacities to some degree. But Ms. Slothrop took the car, which is about four years old and not a Saab, FWIW, to the dealer today, and the guy there scoffed at her question and said the bumper was fine. This was without much inspection of said bumper, and this fellow has scoffed at her before -- in her view, he would rather not talk to women, at least about their cars -- so we are not comforted. Anyone think we need a new bumper?

You know who you should ask? Sunny's belly doctor.

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
If you're operating on a theory that very hot women actually have to hook up with ugly rich guys, rather than act as if they are willing to hook up with ugly rich guys, to score free blow.

Where is b_n_b today, anyway?

Tending bar, silly.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This was without much inspection of said bumper, and this fellow has scoffed at her before -- in her view, he would rather not talk to women, at least about their cars -- so we are not comforted. Anyone think we need a new bumper?

Maybe. Take it in yourself to another Not Saab dealer.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can't stick my fist in my mouth either. I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide. What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?

There are people who can stick his/her fist in his/her mouth? I'm looking at my fist right now and there isn't any possible way that would work.

Like TM said, if you act like you like giving head (or actually truly like giving head), then it will be AT LEAST a decent BJ. Unless you're using too much hand and not enough mouth. That's cheating.* Of course, using both hand and mouth simultaneously is appropriate and usually necessary, but too much hand is a glorified hand job.** And, at first, only mouth is fantastic.***

*has every guy had this girl give him head? You know, the girl who sucks once, then 5 hand strokes, sucks again, 5 more hand strokes, etc.

**this is only to referring to the simultaneous mouth/hand stroking/sucking part of the BJ, not the mouth-to-balls/hand stroking part.

***although, for the sake of the headgiver, this can only last so long. Only mouth would result in the one-hour blow job.****

****YMMV

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There are people who can stick his/her fist in his/her mouth? I'm looking at my fist right now and there isn't any possible way that would work.

This will surprise no one. I can.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This will surprise no one. I can.

Cite, please.

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This will surprise no one. I can.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This will surprise no one. I can.

Small fist, aye?

[crynow spinstress]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Recently deceased snakes can still reflexively bite people. You'd have to be messing around with the corpse, though, for that to happen.

Correct, RT. But even when nobody wants to mess around with the decomposing corpse of a withered old snake, it can still spew venom.

Case in point: http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...&msg_id=002ZFx

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Small fist, aye?

Some would even say dainty.

[sunnybunny]

I think Scott peterson should rot away in jail


"Well before Amber Frey came along, Scott Peterson had two affairs during his first year of marriage, and his wife was aware of one, his defense attorney said Monday.

In an apparent effort to show that Peterson's dalliance with masseuse Frey wasn't a motive for killing Laci Peterson, attorney Mark Geragos used his cross-examination of the lead Modesto police detective in the case to let the jury know his client had cheated twice shortly after the couple were married Aug. 9, 1997.

Detective Craig Grogan testified that a woman had called police after Laci Peterson disappeared in December 2002 to say she'd had a five-month relationship with Peterson in 1998. At the time, Scott Peterson was still a student at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, and Laci Peterson had moved temporarily to Prunedale (Monterey County) to start a job with a winery.

The woman, who wasn't identified in court, told police that Peterson had never told her he was married. She discovered the truth only after walking in on Peterson, who was in bed with Laci Peterson at a house he shared with roommates.

"She said there was no way Laci could not have known, because there was quite a scene,'' Geragos told Grogan, who did not argue the point.

Grogan said he had interviewed another woman who also attended Cal Poly and dated Scott Peterson for two months in 1998. At the time, Peterson told her he was separated from his wife and was getting a divorce, Grogan said. She learned otherwise while sitting next to Peterson during their graduation ceremony when Laci Peterson walked up, put a lei around his neck and kissed him.

Family and friends insist that Laci Peterson knew nothing of her husband's affair with Frey. But even her closest friends and her mother have said Laci Peterson never told them about his affair with the woman who found the couple in bed.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think Scott peterson should rot away in jail


"Well before Amber Frey came along, Scott Peterson had two affairs during his first year of marriage, and his wife was aware of one, his defense attorney said Monday.

In an apparent effort to show that Peterson's dalliance with masseuse Frey wasn't a motive for killing Laci Peterson, attorney Mark Geragos used his cross-examination of the lead Modesto police detective in the case to let the jury know his client had cheated twice shortly after the couple were married Aug. 9, 1997.

Detective Craig Grogan testified that a woman had called police after Laci Peterson disappeared in December 2002 to say she'd had a five-month relationship with Peterson in 1998. At the time, Scott Peterson was still a student at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, and Laci Peterson had moved temporarily to Prunedale (Monterey County) to start a job with a winery.

The woman, who wasn't identified in court, told police that Peterson had never told her he was married. She discovered the truth only after walking in on Peterson, who was in bed with Laci Peterson at a house he shared with roommates.

"She said there was no way Laci could not have known, because there was quite a scene,'' Geragos told Grogan, who did not argue the point.

Grogan said he had interviewed another woman who also attended Cal Poly and dated Scott Peterson for two months in 1998. At the time, Peterson told her he was separated from his wife and was getting a divorce, Grogan said. She learned otherwise while sitting next to Peterson during their graduation ceremony when Laci Peterson walked up, put a lei around his neck and kissed him.

Family and friends insist that Laci Peterson knew nothing of her husband's affair with Frey. But even her closest friends and her mother have said Laci Peterson never told them about his affair with the woman who found the couple in bed.

I keep hearing that the county is putting on a bad case, but does anyone doubt that he did it?

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think Scott peterson should rot away in jail


"Well before Amber Frey came along, Scott Peterson had two affairs during his first year of marriage, and his wife was aware of one, his defense attorney said Monday....."

Just to be sure I understand what you are saying... you think Scott Peterson should rot away in jail because he cheated on his wife?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I didn't read it

I thought we were talking about blow jobs.