Fringey's taut-abbed painter

Originally posted by Hairless Consigliere
At the assumed risk of another moronistically stupid response can I ask you something....if Slave is so revolted by hair that he removes all of his, why was he so attracted to someone with a well known disco-mitt? Is it some kind of self-loathing thing?

On second thought, don’t answer and pretend you did. For the holidays, here’s a little suggestion: Why don't you go play Hide-and-go-fuck-yourself-up-the-ass.

Toodles,

The Consig

If I had a disco mitt, its only bc the entire city was out of Nair. Not that you were Nairworthy. Besides, pubes are good at blocking the crabs who suddenly find themselves displaced after a hurrishave.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If I had a disco mitt, its only bc the entire city was out of Nair. Not that you were Nairworthy. Besides, pubes are good at blocking the crabs who suddenly find themselves displaced after a hurrishave.

I'm a newber.

Can you tell me what attracted you to Slave, I mean long ago, before the fighting.

And Slave, what most attracted you to Paigow initially.

[Hairless Consigliere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If I had a disco mitt, its only bc the entire city was out of Nair. Not that you were Nairworthy. Besides, pubes are good at blocking the crabs who suddenly find themselves displaced after a hurrishave.

One day, i will get tired of this, but that day isn't today, so allow me to point out that those weren't crabs but the creepy-crawly sensations of withdrawal. That's what happens when you get down with a guy who can last longer than 2 minutes. It impedes your ability to hit your fix.

cheers.

the Consig

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by pussycat
I am a long time lurker who had a little used sock long ago but has decided to create a new persona, since my old one had no traction of which to speak and who would like to ask my fellow lawyers something? Like all of you, I take pride in possessing the requisite sensitivity and pc respect for other people and their religion and culture et al etc etc etc
As a college religion major I am possessed of plenty of cocktail party knowledge of the obscure customs and holidays that even the most learned senior partners wouldn’t know from a hole in the ground, yet really gets my goat is because I am from Cuba many ignoramuses make the habit of lumping me in with people of every perceived Hispanic culture. A junior colleague just came into my office with a document and asked if I spoke Spanish and could read it to him. Before I looked at it I asked him where it was from and he told me it was from a brazilian based client, which led me to correctly surmise that it was, DUH, in portugese. The irony is that one of the senior associates he is working on the matter with is from Portugal and speaks fluent portugese.

What the freak is the matter with these people? Are retarded are they?

Second question, I am stuck in the City for the holidays, i.e. not going home, and a former lawschool lover has invited me out for some holiday cheer tonight. I am not really interested other than after reading this board I wouldn’t mind a good pounding-hee hee, should I go, put up with the conversation and then let him take me at his place or just invite up to my office in 2 hours, pull out my secret stash of vodka for a celbratory martini and have him do me on the desk???

As the recipient of recent pile-ons, let me try to counsel you through the one rapidly developing...

First, don't try to impugn others here unless you are part of the cabal. You've already demonstrated that you are a racist, sexist, hateful, religion-fixated bastard! You are going to hell. I mean, did you actually dare insult someone without checking with the acceptable insult list and not using the proper lingo.

Second, long paragraphs are frowned upon, too. This crowd isn't exactly spending time reviewing documents, if you know what I mean.

Third, I have done the office sex, and it is hot and enjoyable. But that was in a longer-term relationship where it was cool being really quiet and not banging about. If you're up for some long-lost holiday fucking, hit your favorite hotel bar and go from there. The hotel bar is good because the allure of a hotel room is there, right upstairs. Even though you'll just go to your place or his place, the fact that you are near a place where peole have casual sex gets everyone excited.

[Hairless Consigliere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a newber.

Can you tell me what attracted you to Slave, I mean long ago, before the fighting.

And Slave, what most attracted you to Paigow initially.

It was a combination of the X and the fumes from the Nair. Lesson: just say no.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by mmm3587
First, don't try to impugn others here unless you are part of the cabal. You've already demonstrated that you are a racist, sexist, hateful, religion-fixated bastard! You are going to hell. I mean, did you actually dare insult someone without checking with the acceptable insult list and not using the proper lingo.

You can insult anyone- you win or lose from there. It's sincerity that you have trouble faking, and where you seem to catch shit- just my observation.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Annawan23
Nothing says "Christmas" quite so much as a firm that tells you on December 22 that you should start looking for another job.

Jesus Christ. I'm really sorry.

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Third, I have done the office sex, and it is hot and enjoyable.

Just say no to office sex. It may seem hot but if you were to ever get caught, the ensuing scandal and job loss would be so not hot. If you are looking for risky public sex go to a park or fuck in a public place like a bar (that has no firm members in attendance).

[Dave]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Next you'll be telling us about how Mama came to this country by rowing the one skiff her poor village could spare, surviving on the sardines the rest of the village salted away for her journey.

Go back to your Harvard schtick, Sparky.

For those keeping score at home, "Shut the fuck up, Sparty" would have also been acceptable. Back to you, Alex.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
( no firm members in attendance).

Wow! Quelle coincidence! That is exactly how my sister described her last date with Flower.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(b) Regardless of the fact that there are federal judges with senses of humor, not that I'd claim to be personally acquainted wtih any, that particular motion appears to have been filed in a state court. So the senses of humor of the feds would seem to me to be completely irrelevant.

Fucking blue staters, and their total inattention to detail.

I come from a part of the country where we see words like "district court" and make certain assumptions, false though they may be.

In fairness, I thnk NY's tradition of calling subordinate courts "Supreme" is also recockulous. Blue or red, I'm equanimous.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I just read that Paige Davis from Trading Spaces has a sex tape http://www.cndb.com/movie.html?title=Homemade+Sex+Tape (note that there are not any naked pictures, but there is a graphic description). It seems like everyone has one these days.

Late breaking news {Spree: Celebrity Nude Database; same site as LFM's link}:

• We have been able to confirm through various sources that the woman in the sex tape we have is NOT, repeat NOT Paige Davis of TLC's Trading Spaces. She looks and sounds almost exactly like Ms. Davis, but is certainly not her. I want to apologize for any misleading information that came out of this. We were trying our best to keep this quiet, but some within the company just had to get this info on the internet. Again, sorry.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a newber.

Can you tell me what attracted you to Slave, I mean long ago, before the fighting.

And Slave, what most attracted you to Paigow initially.

You've been to infirm, haven't you? The words "soul mate" were used, though I don't know if that was before or after the fighting.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hairless Consigliere
It was a combination of the X and the fumes from the Nair. Lesson: just say no.

So you're no longer hairless?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You can insult anyone- you win or lose from there. It's sincerity that you have trouble faking, and where you seem to catch shit- just my observation.

2.


We know when you're sincere by the shudder. You can fake the screams, the jumping around and everything else, but you can't fake that little shake you all do when you're telling the truth. Now, before you tell me you don't shudder, which someone will, you do. Its all a matter of degree. Some of you tense up and grab us while you do it. Some of you shake like an earthquake. But you all do it.