Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Anne Elk]

How long does it take for 'roids to clear the body?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It wasn't actually THAT great. But don't feel bad, it got, you know, better, over time.

Did he say it was mind blowing for the woman? I assume that PLF is just another internet geek, making any kind of sex "mind blowing" for him.


ETA:

ZING!!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was talking about you, dear.

Yes, well... now you know how drunk I need to be before I say that.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, well... now you know how drunk I need to be before I say that.

Sigh. Things were so great in the beginning.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did he say it was mind blowing for the woman? I assume that PLF is just another internet geek, making any kind of sex "mind blowing" for him.


ETA:

ZING!!

OUCH!

But point well taken. The first time with RP was via IM, and I don't think she even knew we were having sex. In fact, I think she was just asking me if I knew the password for Fashionable But Anonymous so she could wish Paigow a happy birthday. But I was horny and the office door was closed, and things went the way they went. So I can understand if she did not think it was so great for her, but it was still pretty mind blowing for me. AND IT WAS THE VERY FIRST TIME. With her.

Or anybody.

I do feel a little bad about piling on to mmmm, and also for dropping the "respectfully" from my dissent of his "first time sex" opinion. That is not consistent with the tone I am hoping to convey in 2005. My dissent was, in fact, respectful. And I will give him the benefit of the doubt when he says that "first time sex is never that great" means "sometimes sex after the first time is better than the first time."

ABBA, I think you should serve the boy seared tuna. E-mail me if you want to know how to do that. It is incredibly complicated, but there is also a zen-like simplicity to the process.

[Flinty_McFlint]

If you blow the TV deal for me, you're fired.

I look good in a bulletproof vest. Sexy, even.

My new star vehicle

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you blow the TV deal for me, you're fired.

I look good in a bulletproof vest. Sexy, even.

My new star vehicle

Does anybody else get a paralegal-with-cleavage ad when clicking on that link?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does anybody else get a paralegal-with-cleavage ad when clicking on that link?

I believe it's a targeted ad. I only get a catfood ad. Something you might like to tell us RP?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does anybody else get a paralegal-with-cleavage ad when clicking on that link?

PLF just had mind blowing sex with her.

I initially mispelled it "mind bowling sex", which immediately made me think of Maude Lebowksi, which made me think of Paigow, which made me think of soy cheese pizza, which made me think of Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs, which made me think of Daphne Zuniga, with whom I just had mind blowing IM sex.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I believe it's a targeted ad. I only get a catfood ad. Something you might like to tell us RP?

The mere whiff of cat food makes me yak, while cleavage is usually pleasant. The cookies know this.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you blow the TV deal for me, you're fired.

I look good in a bulletproof vest. Sexy, even.

My new star vehicle

Good googling, monkey. I've left two voicemails on your service today, while you were tying up the line with your goddamned dialup connection looking at this and the latest Jenna photos. I've told you many times, go broadband.

Anyhoo -- Al at A&E is All. Over. This. I've got you lined up for a walk-through at 10:30 on Tuesday. Good news is, you're the prettiest monkey in the running. Bad news is, you're up against both Bubbles and Nim Chimpsky. Nasty little competitors they are, too.

Finally -- I told Al that you have all the special skills needed. You can jump on a trampoline, right?

Gattigap

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF just had mind blowing sex with her.

I initially mispelled it "mind bowling sex", which immediately made me think of Maude Lebowksi, which made me think of Paigow, which made me think of soy cheese pizza, which made me think of Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs, which made me think of Daphne Zuniga, with whom I just had mind blowing IM sex.

Oops, I just had mind blowing sex with you while reading your post. Sorry about that. I'm totally not gay, despite the spin classes, effiminate moniker, tight plaid polyester pants, and gaybait shirts. It just sort of . . . happened.

I am really enjoying the new Beck today.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
having girl drink knowledge is suspious, but giving mental energy to questioning the relative value of proposed girl drinks is simply a fag endeavor.

Yeah, come back and say that when your avatar's wearing the headdress.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
I've mostly given it as gifts, so I'm not really sure--not much for the bourbon myself. Seemed to be appreciated, but that might just be the horse. Although the horse might be necessary to justify the premium price.

And thank you for the welcome.

Dude, you aren't the guy that brought it to my last party, are you? I really appreciated it, but only for the horse!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Finally -- I told Al that you have all the special skills needed. You can jump on a trampoline, right?

Gattigap

Last time someone in the biz asked me that I ended up in a little bo peep outfit, sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.