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SlaveNoMore · 05-23-2005, 07:03 PM

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paigowprincess
I have never met you and know little aobut you other than that you are a pasty guy who lives in the patch and hangs out with Rude Fats, and enjoys a nice ass sadwich. . But based on your oeuvre, I think its safe to say that my law school is better than yours.

I've met you - and it's definitely "Fucking Lunatic"

05-23-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are a mindreader. The moment before I read your post, I thought to myself, RT's sister is so much fun.

And my ex's mother detested me, too. I would like to believe it's because I am RT's-sister-level fun, but I don't think that was it. I guess it's just as well I ultimately gave her a reason.

Its quite simple. The rule is that when a daughter gets married, the mother gains a son but when the son gets married, she loses a son.

Shape Shifter · 05-23-2005, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've met you - and it's definitely "Fucking Lunatic"

Think about how different your life would be if she were only the second part.

notcasesensitive · 05-23-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, but you did do that god damn motherfucking clink-clink-make-the-couple-kiss routine, you stupid fucking Jamaica-visiting, Zubaz-wearing, Mojito-drinking, spin-class-attending prole.

They didn't do that at this wedding. No clink-clinking at all. No dollar dance either actually. This is not to say the wedding was schmaltz-free. Instead of the clink clink thing, they had people come up to a microphone and tell a story about the bride and groom in order to make them kiss. I did not tell a story. Mainly what I did do was (a) drink (not so much as to get sick), (b) look as unbored as possible and (c) listen to a lot of family gossip. I also was accidently nearly responsible for making a (pseudo) sister-in-law (not the bride) pass out by 2:00 p.m. when I ordered her a Bacardi O on the rocks instead of the Bacardi O wine cooler type thing she was expecting. I had no idea there was such a thing as a Bacardi O cooler. Live and learn.

Replaced_Texan · 05-23-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are a mindreader. The moment before I read your post, I thought to myself, RT's sister is so much fun.

And my ex's mother detested me, too. I would like to believe it's because I am RT's-sister-level fun, but I don't think that was it. I guess it's just as well I ultimately gave her a reason.

Two sisters. This one doesn't live here, but she's also a lot of fun. I don't get to see her nearly enough.

I'm pretty sure that this mother hated my sister even more after she got trashed at the wedding. It was not my sister's finest hour. In retrospect, I shouldn't have bought her the tequila shots before the wedding. They were supposed to calm her nerves before facing the mother for several hours.

NotFromHere · 05-23-2005, 07:06 PM

Electric 6's Gay bar. With a twist.

spree: sound. George Bush.

SlaveNoMore · 05-23-2005, 07:06 PM

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paigowprincess
I think ltl needs a place to stay for the long weekend.

signed

a poster approaching her five thousandth anniversary.

Begging the question, "Will this 5000-plus poster who relies on the generosity of everyone else EVER contribute a single fucking cent to the website she so often avoids work with???"

05-23-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my mother-in-law detested me.

Not quite Henny Youngman, but promising material nonetheless. Have you considered using a violin?

My mother-in-law and I get along like a house on fire. My mother and my wife not so much. One of the rules I live by when in the presence of wife and mother is to never mention the bitterly contested battlefield that was our wedding guestlist. Or the wedding itself, for that matter. During the run-up to that little shindig I was ready to take contracts out on both of them. They don't know how lucky they are to be alive today.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-23-2005, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
They didn't do that at this wedding. No clink-clinking at all. No dollar dance either actually. This is not to say the wedding was schmaltz-free. Instead of the clink clink thing, they had people come up to a microphone and tell a story about the bride and groom in order to make them kiss. I did not tell a story. Mainly what I did do was (a) drink (not so much as to get sick), (b) look as unbored as possible and (c) listen to a lot of family gossip. I also was accidently nearly responsible for making a (pseudo) sister-in-law (not the bride) pass out by 2:00 p.m. when I ordered her a Bacardi O on the rocks instead of the Bacardi O wine cooler type thing she was expecting. I had no idea there was such a thing as a Bacardi O cooler. Live and learn.

So spill, who's shacking up with who, and who got the plastic surgery?

SlaveNoMore · 05-23-2005, 07:08 PM

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Shape Shifter
Think about how different your life would be if she were only the second part.

...I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one traveled by 865 prior guys,
And that has made all the difference

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 05-23-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I've [fucked] you - and it's definitely "Fucking Lunatic"

Fixed.

But it sounds like a compliment now.

05-23-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Think about how different your life would be if she were only the second part.

You are the only person who replies to his posts anymore. If that isnt love, then what is?

Pretty Little Flower · 05-23-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Not quite Henny Youngman, but promising material nonetheless. Have you considered using a violin?

My mother-in-law and I get along like a house on fire. My mother and my wife not so much. One of the rules I live by when in the presence of wife and mother is to never mention the bitterly contested battlefield that was our wedding guestlist. Or the wedding itself, for that matter. During the run-up to that little shindig I was ready to take contracts out on both of them. They don't know how lucky they are to be alive today.

Yes, I'm sure they are both super lucky to be alive. Because you always strike me as a total badass gangsta type.

Have you seen the new American Express ads featuring Jose Mourinho?

05-23-2005, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yes, I'm sure they are both super lucky to be alive. Because you always strike me as a total badass gangsta type.

Have you seen the new American Express ads featuring Jose Mourinho?

You are the only person who replies to my posts anymore. If that isn't love, what is?

Pretty Little Flower · 05-23-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
They didn't do that at this wedding. No clink-clinking at all. No dollar dance either actually. This is not to say the wedding was schmaltz-free. Instead of the clink clink thing, they had people come up to a microphone and tell a story about the bride and groom in order to make them kiss. I did not tell a story. Mainly what I did do was (a) drink (not so much as to get sick), (b) look as unbored as possible and (c) listen to a lot of family gossip. I also was accidently nearly responsible for making a (pseudo) sister-in-law (not the bride) pass out by 2:00 p.m. when I ordered her a Bacardi O on the rocks instead of the Bacardi O wine cooler type thing she was expecting. I had no idea there was such a thing as a Bacardi O cooler. Live and learn.

Did she nearly pass out because she is a lightweight who became incredibly intoxicated from drinking one non-wine cooler drink, or because she was so shocked that was not receiving her wine cooler thingie?