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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Joey is.

Dude, you are so making Hank your prison bitch this week.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PREACH ON, MY BROTHER!

TM

I get nothing for "convos"? Nothing? Like a 747 over yoour head? Damnit. Like pearls at swine!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have used it in an ironic way.

Mine tends toward the inadvertently acroamatic.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I get nothing for "convos"? Nothing? Like a 747 over yoour head? Damnit. Like pearls at swine!

You are the big, invisible Whiffersnuffalupugus in the room. You can't detect sarcasm when it's obvious and you can't tell when I'm actually agreeing with you.

I know, I know. I must take some of the blame. I will try to use more anvils.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are the big, invisible Whiffersnuffalupugus in the room.

I was watching Sesame St the other day and Snuffalupagus was visible and everyone knew he was there. With this and the Cookie Monster no longer eating cookies, that show is totally over.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you are so making Hank your prison bitch this week.

in a way I'm figuatively bleeding to death from a perforation of my colon.........

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching Sesame St the other day and Snuffalupagus was visible and everyone knew he was there. With this and the Cookie Monster no longer eating cookies, that show is totally over.

Why doesn't ther cookie monster eat cookies? Did he have the bypass? When did that shit happen?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
in a way I'm figuatively bleeding to death from a perforation of my colon.........

Its really more of a salad tossing thing.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching Sesame St the other day and Snuffalupagus was visible and everyone knew he was there. With this and the Cookie Monster no longer eating cookies, that show is totally over.

It's happening all over -- at Mickey D's, the Hamburgler stopped stealing hamburgers. At least they started frying the apple pies again.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are the big, invisible Whiffersnuffalupugus in the room. You can't detect sarcasm when it's obvious and you can't tell when I'm actually agreeing with you.

I know, I know. I must take some of the blame. I will try to use more anvils.

TM

I have the Asperger's, like Merv Griffin.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching Sesame St the other day and Snuffalupagus was visible and everyone knew he was there. With this and the Cookie Monster no longer eating cookies, that show is totally over.

For me, that irritating, attention-hogging whiny-voiced Elmo character did it in.

I heard that the reason behind the Snuff thing is that they don't want to teach children that secret friendships are okay, because child molesters could use that technique.

This strikes me as a more reasonable and less disgustingly PC change than the cookie monster thing. That's just ridiculous. Childhood is a time for enjoying cookies. Why can't they have Grover go on a vegetable kick? If a parent teaches a child good eating habits, I don't see how the Cookie Monster can undo them; nor can the Cookie Monster instill good eating habits where the parent doesn't teach them.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why doesn't ther cookie monster eat cookies? Did he have the bypass? When did that shit happen?

I am surprised NFH didn't post this already:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7421924/

'Me eat less cookies,' says Cookie Monster
Sesame Street character gets healthy, learns to control cravings

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching Sesame St the other day and Snuffalupagus was visible and everyone knew he was there. With this and the Cookie Monster no longer eating cookies, that show is totally over.

Huh. I suppose they had Grover stop smoking, too.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
For me, that irritating, attention-hogging whiny-voiced Elmo character did it in.

I heard that the reason is that they don't want to teach children that secret friendships are okay, because child molesters could use that technique.

This strikes me as a more reasonable and less disgustingly PC change than the cookie monster thing. That's just ridiculous. Childhood is a time for enjoying cookies. Why can't they have Grover go on a vegetable kick? If a parent teaches a child good eating habits, I don't see how the Cookie Monster can undo them; nor can the Cookie Monster instill good eating habits where the parent doesn't teach them.

2 on everything except I didn't know that was the reason about Snuffalupagus. I loved Cookie Monster - though I never really thought that because he stuffed his face with cookies, I should too. Didn't make the connection.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, you people. You're so LITERAL! Must everything be spelled out? Have you ever heard of subtlety? Why must an anvil be used, when a feather will do?

sigh.

I feel you.