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05-23-2005, 07:13 PM
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#2611
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My ex's mom always acted like she liked me, but I suspected otherwise. Maybe because I refused to believe that Hilary Clinton is the anti-christ (and did we mention she's a huge lesbian?!?).
Mr Man's mom seems to like me. I haven't made my views on Hilary Clinton known to her yet though.
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My mom hates Hillary, but when I quiz her about why, she just throws a pile of vitriol into the air. I don't get it. I don't care much about Hillary in either direction.
My in laws like me. My family likes my wife twice as much as they like me. They always get her drunk and ask her what the hell is the matter with me.
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05-23-2005, 07:16 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My in laws like me. My family likes my wife twice as much as they like me. They always get her drunk and ask her what the hell is the matter with me.
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Well???!?
What's the answer? |
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05-23-2005, 07:17 PM
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#2613
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Kids these days
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are the only person who replies to his posts anymore. If that isnt love, then what is?
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I think sunnybunny does also. I'm in strong company.
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05-23-2005, 07:18 PM
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#2614
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by dtb
Well???!?
What's the answer?
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Jesus, if I knew that, I'd be...
Well I wouldn't be what I am. I think.
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05-23-2005, 07:19 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Did she nearly pass out because she is a lightweight who became incredibly intoxicated from drinking one non-wine cooler drink, or because she was so shocked that was not receiving her wine cooler thingie?
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Is "both" one of the choices? |
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05-23-2005, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is "both" one of the choices?
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You're always thinking outside the box.
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05-23-2005, 07:23 PM
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#2617
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You're always thinking outside the box.
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Too tired for more than snarky comments from the peanut gallery today? |
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05-23-2005, 07:23 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Did she nearly pass out because she is a lightweight who became incredibly intoxicated from drinking one non-wine cooler drink, or because she was so shocked that was not receiving her wine cooler thingie?
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In her defense: (1) it was the largest glass of bartender poured "pure" booze I have ever seen; and (2) she subsequently laid a whooping on NCS at darts. There may also have been a few cans of Pabst that were consumed previously on the party bus. |
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05-23-2005, 07:23 PM
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#2619
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by ironweed
Not quite Henny Youngman, but promising material nonetheless. Have you considered using a violin?
My mother-in-law and I get along like a house on fire. My mother and my wife not so much. One of the rules I live by when in the presence of wife and mother is to never mention the bitterly contested battlefield that was our wedding guestlist. Or the wedding itself, for that matter. During the run-up to that little shindig I was ready to take contracts out on both of them. They don't know how lucky they are to be alive today.
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Well, at least you didn't get some older relatives piping in about how you needed to have a full Catholic Mass. I think I cut of a whole wing of the older generation of my family by saying that such a lengthy production would be rude to the majority of non-Catholic guests.
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.
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05-23-2005, 07:27 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.
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Do what my dad does. Skip the ceremony and head straight to the reception. Usually no one notices, especially if he sends a delegation to the service.
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05-23-2005, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, at least you didn't get some older relatives piping in about how you needed to have a full Catholic Mass. I think I cut of a whole wing of the older generation of my family by saying that such a lengthy production would be rude to the majority of non-Catholic guests.
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.
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Even better if drinking starts pre-ceremony and continues during the ceremony. The couple of times I've experienced that, I appreciated it.
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05-23-2005, 07:33 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
In her defense: (1) it was the largest glass of bartender poured "pure" booze I have ever seen; and (2) she subsequently laid a whooping on NCS at darts. There may also have been a few cans of Pabst that were consumed previously on the party bus.
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Hey, you picked me as a teammate. Even with the advance knowledge of my general darts suckatude. No sour grapes allowed now. |
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05-23-2005, 07:34 PM
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Even better if drinking starts pre-ceremony and continues during the ceremony. The couple of times I've experienced that, I appreciated it.
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Nah, do what I do. Buy a sixteen ounce plastic bottle of odwalla. Dump out two thirds of it and pour in some RedBull and ketel ONe. People think you aer just having a nutritional breakfast. |
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05-23-2005, 07:37 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Rules To Live By
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Do what my dad does. Skip the ceremony and head straight to the reception. Usually no one notices, especially if he sends a delegation to the service.
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My dad is allergic to church. He does the same thing.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-23-2005, 07:37 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Rules To Live By
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hey, you picked me as a teammate. Even with the advance knowledge of my general darts suckatude. No sour grapes allowed now.
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Manischewitz only?
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