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07-28-2005, 12:20 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why doesn't ther cookie monster eat cookies? Did he have the bypass? When did that shit happen?
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Because cookies are a sometimes food. It's quite awful.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-28-2005, 12:20 PM
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#2612
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. I suppose they had Grover stop smoking, too.
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The only redeeming thing about that show is they still have monsterpiece theater. The other day they did "Six Feet Under," and there were three people sitting at the dinner table and Count got under the table and counted the feet. That stuff is inspired. |
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07-28-2005, 12:21 PM
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#2613
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I feel you.
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What do you think about my spirit? |
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07-28-2005, 12:21 PM
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#2614
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. I suppose they had Grover stop smoking, too.
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Only tobacco. He still smokes weed and enjoys the occasional whipped-cream can huff. |
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07-28-2005, 12:23 PM
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#2615
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Nurturing My Inner Child/Grammarian
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am surprised NFH didn't post this already:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7421924/
'Me eat less cookies,' says Cookie Monster
Sesame Street character gets healthy, learns to control cravings
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Now, this kind of inconsistency drives me batty (unlike the Sebby kind, that gets me kind of hot). It's an educational program, but nobody is worried that children will fail to learn the English language properly because Cookie Monster doesn't understand subjective and objective cases or, even more importantly, the difference between fewer and Less. |
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07-28-2005, 12:25 PM
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#2616
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The only redeeming thing about that show is they still have monsterpiece theater. The other day they did "Six Feet Under," and there were three people sitting at the dinner table and Count got under the table and counted the feet. That stuff is inspired.
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When I lived in California, a friend of mine came out for a weekend from the East Coast to see if she wanted to move there. She didn't have a job or housing or anything, and she stayed with me for a weekend to scope the area out. I'd never met her before that weekend, though I knew her for several years before through my buffy board.
After the weekend was over, I volunteered my extra bedroom to her for as long as she needed entirely based on our spending something like 15 hours watching classic Sesame Street on Noggin over the course of that weekend. She turned out to be one of the best roommates I ever had.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-28-2005, 12:30 PM
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#2618
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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The FB Sixth Sense Strikes Again
Dammit, dammit, dammit, I was going to name my kid Sierra Sky. Now if I do you'll all think I'm some kind of celebrity follower.
Harrumph. Now I'll have to go with my second choice, Yukon Denali. |
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07-28-2005, 12:30 PM
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#2619
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Guest
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to a super-special someone. You'll get your present later this month.
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07-28-2005, 12:32 PM
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#2620
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Happy Birthday
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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to a super-special someone. You'll get your present later this month.
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Is using the FBA to send birthday wishes a deliberate joke now? Because I know there has been discussion about how sending b-day wishes under one's primary moniker affects one's anonymity, and I thought the consensus was that it didn't. |
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07-28-2005, 12:33 PM
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#2621
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
What do you think about my spirit?
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I know you didn't ask me, but nice TITS. |
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07-28-2005, 12:36 PM
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#2622
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Happy Birthday
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is using the FBA to send birthday wishes a deliberate joke now? Because I know there has been discussion about how sending b-day wishes under one's primary moniker affects one's anonymity, and I thought the consensus was that it didn't.
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It's been a long time since I've seen the FBA legitimately used. Should we get rid of it?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-28-2005, 12:36 PM
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#2623
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have the Asperger's, like Merv Griffin.
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Translation: I have the Assburgers, like Mr. Lipschitz.
TM |
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07-28-2005, 12:36 PM
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#2624
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by nononono
I am completely annoyed someone asked me if I were you.
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You need a new avatar.
Deja vu.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-28-2005, 12:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Nurturing My Inner Child/Grammarian
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now, this kind of inconsistency drives me batty (unlike the Sebby kind, that gets me kind of hot). It's an educational program, but nobody is worried that children will fail to learn the English language properly because Cookie Monster doesn't understand subjective and objective cases or, even more importantly, the difference between fewer and Less.
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OMG. I was JUST going to say that.
Before we worry about putting the Cookie Monster on Atkins, how about we master subject/verb agreement?
Just a thought. |
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