GO ABBA GO!!!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Quote (without citation) from the Superficial

Are you paid to by them?

[Borat]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The story was weird and now it's weirder.

David Copperield allegedly offered two million dollars to the Seattle woman accusing him of rape if she remained silent. Coincidentally, the FBI supposedly seized two million in cash when they raided David’s Las Vegas warehouse last week.

A friend of the victim provided the National Enquirer with an account of the alleged assault, according to the NY Daily News:

Copperfield invited the 21-year-old beauty to a "lavish party" at his remote compound in the Bahamas. But when she got there, on July 27, she discovered "there was no party - and no other guests," according The Enquirer source.
"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims.
That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges.
"She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more."

Afterwards, when David left the room, the woman took pictures of the scene with her cell phone:

"In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."
"They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a 'rape kit' on her.”

Wawa wee wa!

Borat like make love explosion on hair.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Are you paid to by them?

The quote was from the NY Daily News. The picture from the Superficial. Why do you care?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The quote was from the NY Daily News. The picture from the Superficial. Why do you care?

I've never seen anyone say that the woman in the photo is the alleged victim. Do we know? If she is not, I feel kind of bad for her having her picture plastered everywhere with this story. And if she is, I feel kind of bad for her generally. Don't victim's rights groups frown on outing the victim? I'm sure there are pictures out there of David Copperfield looking perfectly creepy on his own.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then why would you say it if you didn't believe it to be true?

I'm personally with you in challenging on these grounds, but you'll potentially severely limit Flower posting if you set that as a criteria, and there are lots of people who want flower's posts to keep coming, mostly as cautionary examples, but still.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't have any.

I'm Brazilian at both ends, bay-bee.

you have toe hair?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The quote was from the NY Daily News. The picture from the Superficial. Why do you care?

By definition, the reasons for my caring are beyond the ken of someone who takes the time to cut and post from two different websites about David Copperfield.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure there are pictures out there of David Copperfield looking perfectly creepy on his own.

In that picture, he looks like he's had his hair blow dried for over an hour.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
By definition, the reasons for my caring are beyond the ken of someone who takes the time to cut and post from two different websites about David Copperfield.

go ahead and answer though, several of us are concerned how you came to know the source of her cut and paste.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My puppy is about six months old. He will be "snipped" next Friday. But for the past, well, six months, he has been one raging hormone, humping everything in sight, usually my arm.

Last night he was doing his usual humping of appendages when all of a sudden the look on his face and the urgency of the humping took on a totally new tone. He was frantic and panting and grunting.

Now, the puppy is about a foot long and maybe 9 inches tall. Usually, his "privates" are covered by a fur sac, and when he "humps" his little weiner pokes out like a little pink eraser. It reminds me of those eraser pencils. It's cute and pert and tiny. Appropriate for a puppy. It pokes out briefly and then is retracted and puppy goes back to being child-friendly.

Last night, however, was a different story. Puppy is humping humping humping and all of a sudden I feel an odd wet thwapping on my arm that I have never felt before. BF and I look more closely and the puppy has a RAGING BONER. I am not kidding, the thing was protruding from his underside a full 5-6 inches. It was probably a third-inch in diameter. It had VEINS for god's sake. And I have never seen this before but his BALLS were also on the outside of his furry sac -- PINK BALLS protruding from what is now a MOUND in the area of his privates from which a baseball bat sized weiner extends. His legs were way far apart.

The puppy was as shocked as we were. He looked at us in shame. My heart broke. So we cuddled the puppy and let him know it would be alright, all the while shocked and appalled and wondering if this boner would ever go away (it had been probably five minutes -- it was scary for us and I cannot imagine for him!!!!). We are petting and kissing our Porn Star Puppy when the BF says "what the.....did he just CUM?!????"

Sure enough, there is a wet spot on the bed from the Porn Star Puppy. It is about three inches in diameter. I was engaged in a post-coital cuddle with my puppy. I felt dirty.

Eventually the raging boner retracted but the puppy was bleeding because he ripped the furry sac part when his balls poked out. We are taking him to the vet today.

I wish I could post the photo I took of this boner. It was amazing.

The end.....or to be continued????????

if you're going to put up with all that anyway, you should know that Taxwonk would have included dinner.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LessinSF
By definition, the reasons for my caring are beyond the ken of someone who takes the time to cut and post from two different websites about David Copperfield.

OR 3!!!

From the Seattle Times from 2 different dates!!!

Copperfield, whose real name is David Kotkin, had been contacted by FBI agents.

National entertainment media and others have repeated the story about the seizure of money, and FBI officials are now concerned the publicity could damage their investigation and is unfair to Copperfield, who has not been charged with a crime.

"No currency was seized during our investigating activity in Las Vegas," said Seattle FBI Special Agent Robbie Burroughs. "Media reports to the contrary are false."

Copperfield owns a $50 million, four-island resort in the southern Bahamas known as Musha Cay at Copperfield Bay. The resort — touted among the most luxurious in the world — accommodates eight guests and costs more than $24,000 a night to rent.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nomination for the weakest effort ever for a Halloween costume.



An eye patch and a plastic hook and a black shirt.

Damn girl. Chateau LaRue is on fire. En fuego.

Give Donna Martin a break.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For the record, this is bullshit.

Yes, but so is almost everything she says.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, but so is almost everything she says.

If you think that, why do you insist on reading my posts and responding?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Damn girl. Chateau LaRue is on fire. En fuego.

Give Donna Martin a break.

Donna Martin evacuates!