Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The Sunday morning pregame has declined drastically on all networks. They've become so bad they may just drive me into church on Sunday mornings.

Now there's something to draw in the faithful. "Jesus: better'n lousy pregame coverage."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
Well, that is The Lord's Plan.

So Rush is doing the Lord's work? Verily, She works in mysterious ways.

[Puft Daddy]

More names for male anatomy (slow response to yesterday's poll question):

Colonel Klink

Bustamante

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I call bullshit. I can't tell whether a girl is hot over the phone. I've talked with chicks who sounded like wart hogs on the phone and turned out to be hot and spoen with chicks who sounded gorgeous and turned out looking like Andrea Dworkin. If you can tell whether a chick is hot over the phone, its probably some female intuition thing... or I'm just clueless.

While I no longer discuss my personal vies towardes such things anymore (when I remember not to), I can say my post was not about a woman being attractive. I just get the info I need from her voice, staccato, and diction. Sir.

I am looking forward to the Bachelor this evening. Anyone think Big BOb is in love yet?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone think Big BOb is in love yet?

IF so, it would be even more pathetic than all those amazing women who were in love with him before they even met.

But is he "big" bob any more? Apparently he shed 40 lbs so that he would be presentable as the focus of a network show. Too bad they didn't cast some heifers to compete for his affections. I'd like to see him send them home brokenhearted after the first emotional rose ceremony.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by idle acts
What particularly frosts me is that my firm insists on posting the damn things, but won't hire a professional photographer to take them. So my photo.......... is a passport photo, taken between law school classes at the local one hour photo

this has got to be a joke. your firm posts haphazard photos taken from where ever? Unless, is the webpage one of those kind that try and humanize the lawyers? You know, with entries like "favorite Caffiene source", or pets, or whatever.

[Clueless J. Newbie]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are the worst sock ever. I am sure JFUCK and his legion of socks will be happy to show you

Who is this JFUCK/JRUSS and what did he/she/it ever do to you?

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
IF so, it would be even more pathetic than all those amazing women who were in love with him before they even met.

But is he "big" bob any more? Apparently he shed 40 lbs so that he would be presentable as the focus of a network show. Too bad they didn't cast some heifers to compete for his affections. I'd like to see him send them home brokenhearted after the first emotional rose ceremony.

Is tonight going to be the most shocking rose ceremony yet? Will Leeann go home brokenhearted? And will Bob propose?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is tonight going to be the most shocking rose ceremony yet?

Isn't it always?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new board motto.


EO- get out of my post


This humble show has become paradise to those who carry around something sick and rotten inside of them, some corroded remnant of an Us vs. Them junior high school mentality, where a clique of hairless thugs and outright morons screeches and wails and plots ineffectually against a group of relatively normal people.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Clueless J. Newbie
Who is this JFUCK/JRUSS and what did he/she/it ever do to you?

"JRUSS" is the acronym for the moniker "Janet Reno's Ugly Step-Sister." "JFUCK" is one of paigow's many names for him. Because of his posts about his love for swing, the lindy, etc., he is also occasionally referred to as "Dancing Boy."

He was a poster on the Infirmation boards (or did he make the move over here? I dunno), and he and paigow did not get along. Many of their spats were on the DC Board, I think, so I didn't see all of them.

Anyhow, in answering your question, the important thing to remember is that being called a JRUSS sock by paigow is an insult of the highest degree.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new board motto.


EO- get out of my post


This humble show has become paradise to those who carry around something sick and rotten inside of them, some corroded remnant of an Us vs. Them junior high school mentality, where a clique of hairless thugs and outright morons screeches and wails and plots ineffectually against a group of relatively normal people.

Oops.

Perhaps I need more than two hours of sleep. Sorry about that.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this has got to be a joke. your firm posts haphazard photos taken from where ever? Unless, is the webpage one of those kind that try and humanize the lawyers? You know, with entries like "favorite Caffiene source", or pets, or whatever.

Strange , but true. It's a random collection of professional portraits from the 70s and 80s (of now much older partners), recent professional portraits of assocates willing set up an appointment and go somewhere and pay to have one taken, Greek system photos, passport photos, and the occasional Glamour Shot.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

having sex in churches apparently pisses off god just a bit:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/10/01/ca....ap/index.html

(38-year-old man who had sex in church on radio dies)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by idle acts
... and the occasional Glamour Shot.

Oh you tease us so, idle acts. Anyone else have partners in their firm with Glamour Shots of wife/daughters promenantly displayed in their offices? Hard to keep a straight face. But the boa really seems to work for her.