Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04 - Page 176

NotFromHere · 02-20-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
That answer does not relegate you to the status of 1) not an asshole 2) not insecure and 3) not annoying as shit.

In fact, I hope you're kidding b/c there is no way you seriously just answered my post about how annoying people with vanity plates are with an explanation of why you needed them b/c you had a Porsche. You are as stupid as Coltrane's mother and B&B circa 1987-1993.

That was annoying? Hmm. Who knew?

And don't get me started or I'll have to tell you about my gas sucking SUV.

Shape Shifter · 02-20-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.

Interesting. I would have thought your plate was just a link to another plate you found amusing.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-20-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

Translation: My primary sock has a small dick.

TM

PS - I actually think you are a primary, but the joke doesn't work any other way.

bold_n_brazen · 02-20-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.

Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-20-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Your mom is stupid.

And she's bad in the sack.

(Happy Friday!)

The mailman told me to tell you to take that back.

notcasesensitive · 02-20-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?

Agree. I note I had a pretty big rant on Joe from Real World Miami last night, but I'll go along with your rant.

Funny vanity plate story - I've always hated them (my dad hated them [along with bumper stickers] during a crucial formative period for me I guess). My ex-husband went and bought vanity plates that said "LV [NCS]". I hated them. Might have even been the first nail in the coffin for the marriage. Turns out to be a dealkiller. Even if the message is nice to me.

He was not an asshole or annoying as hell, but was pretty insecure.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-20-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
vanity plates

A few things -

1. I have a healthy respect for your hatred and I join with you in it.

2. I was a contestant on "Bumper Stumpers" with my friend in the late '80's. For those of you not acquainted with this game show, it's a show where two teams try to figure out vanity plates. There is a super stumper and you win money. It was filmed in Toronto, so you all are probably not familiar with it. Anyway, we lost miserably. My teammate was stoned.

3. During one miserable period in my life, I slept with this guy and forgot almost everything about him the next day. He called me up and wanted to go out the next weekend. I said ok. The weekend arrived and he showed up in a car with vanity plates that said "Whatzup" (I think that was the spelling used, but not sure). I was mortified. When he rang the bell of my apartment I hid in the closet and pretended I wasn't home. Mean, I know, but my god.

spookyfish · 02-20-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)

I bet she also tells everyone she was on law review.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-20-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again.

dtb, what has she won?

TM

NotFromHere · 02-20-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)

Jesuschrist, my post was obviously assholish and annoying as hell. Kinda the point. Have I lost my touch?

barely_legal · 02-20-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)

You are making me hate you less and less for bragging about your tits, ass and legs. I hate when people cause my hatred for them to diminish. Try to be SEC-Chickish again, ok? Give me something to work with!

bold_n_brazen · 02-20-2004, 04:22 PM

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Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
dtb, what has she won?

TM

Holy shit. Me can't believe me did that.

NotFromHere · 02-20-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My primary sock has a small dick.

TM

PS - I actually think you are a primary, but the joke doesn't work any other way.

My primary sock is Penske - so, your call on the size thing.

bold_n_brazen · 02-20-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jesuschrist, my post was obviously assholish and annoying as hell. Kinda the point. Have I lost my touch?

Honey, you never had a touch.

Pretty Little Flower · 02-20-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
That answer does not relegate you to the status of 1) not an asshole 2) not insecure and 3) not annoying as shit.

In fact, I hope you're kidding b/c there is no way you seriously just answered my post about how annoying people with vanity plates are with an explanation of why you needed them b/c you had a Porsche. You are as stupid as Coltrane's mother and B&B circa 1987-1993.

I am the vainest person on these boards, and even I think vanity plates are moronic.

But, let's up the ante here. Bumper stickers, anyone? Hey you with the "Question Authority" bumper sticker. You are neither subversive nor funny. And for the parents out there, if any of you ever put a "My child can beat the crap out of your honors child" sticker on your car (or any variation thereof) . . .

Oh, I was just getting worked up into a good rant when I remembered that I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus is coming. Look busy." That made me LOL. ;-)