Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You are making me hate you less and less for bragging about your tits, ass and legs. I hate when people cause my hatred for them to diminish. Try to be SEC-Chickish again, ok? Give me something to work with!

Wanna make out?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My primary sock is Penske - so, your call on the size thing.

PPOTY

(Personal Post of the Year)

(And no links, who'd a thunk?)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, you never had a touch.

Don't make me drive over there with one of my German and/or Italian sports cars outfitted with vanity plates and honk if you're horny bumper stickers just to run you over.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jesuschrist, my post was obviously assholish and annoying as hell. Kinda the point. Have I lost my touch?

1IR8GAL

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am the vainest person on these boards, and even I think vanity plates are moronic.

But, let's up the ante here. Bumper stickers, anyone? Hey you with the "Question Authority" bumper sticker. You are neither subversive nor funny. And for the parents out there, if any of you ever put a "My child can beat the crap out of your honors child" sticker on your car (or any variation thereof) . . .

Oh, I was just getting worked up into a good rant when I remembered that I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus is coming. Look busy." That made me LOL. ;-)

I would never ever attach it to my car, but I always get a kick out of seeing a Darwin fish...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would never ever attach it to my car, but I always get a kick out of seeing a Darwin fish...

Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.


Ah, the classics. From back when bumper stickers really meant something.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
dtb, what has she won?

TM

You know, given the subject matter in the re: line, I was going to let it pass, hoping against hope that I could grant an exemption as a result of her being blinded with rage, but you're right, a booby prize is in order.

An eighth-grade English primer?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
a booby prize is in order.

An eighth-grade English primer?

How disappointing.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
a booby prize [for bn'b] is in order.

Apparently she already won that particular contest.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wanna make out?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
but you're right, a booby prize is in order.

dtb, why do you lob these things out there? How many people will have made lame "booby prize" jokes by the time I post this? Three? Four? Here is my prediction: Coltrane will be the first to reply, with a post intentionally mixing up "me" and "I" so that he can get the booby prize. Either that, or someone will make a joke about the appropriateness of giving the booby prize to old Zesty. It makes me weary just thinking about it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, I was just getting worked up into a good rant when I remembered that I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus is coming. Look busy." That made me LOL. ;-)

I saw that on a T-shirt and the "look busy" part was in small font, so that upon first glance, you were lured into thinking, "Oh just what I need right now, another Jesus freak..." but then as you got closer...., the punch line -- definitely chuckle-inducing even amongst the most jaded of all y'all.

I know I've seen some funny bumper stickers, I just can't think of any right now. The only one I can think of (and this isn't all that funny, really, but it came up the other day at a meeting*) said "The Moral Majority is Neither". Deep.






* (#) Yes, I go to strange meetings. Not only was one of my meetings the event that prompted me to search frantically for the Jesus statuettes, but just yesterday, everyone was having a good chuckle about how some potential client very possibly killed his first wife. Everyone at the table (I'm usually the only girl at these meetings, by the way) started cracking up at the mention of it. I sort of nodded and said, "Gee -- that's HILARIOUS!!"

So today (at yet another meeting), one of the guys says, "so, who was laughing yesterday about the guy who killed his wife?" (HA! As if he weren't the one leading the laugh-charge -- which I promptly called him on. Which reminds me, I think I'll be filing for unemployment soon...)

(#) So sorry about this asterisk thing, but the aside really was getting unwieldy, so I had to put it in a separate place -- I suppose I could just have said, "More on these strange meetings below...", but that wouldn't have looked any less corny, so I'm sticking with the modified footnote format. Sorry pp.


Edited for enhanced clarity.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
dtb, why do you lob these things out there? How many people will have made lame "booby prize" jokes by the time I post this? Three? Four? Here is my prediction: Coltrane will be the first to reply, with a post intentionally mixing up "me" and "I" so that he can get the booby prize. Either that, or someone will make a joke about the appropriateness of giving the booby prize to old Zesty. It makes me weary just thinking about it.

I suppose you do not approve of the "I brake for boobies" bumper sticker, either.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
dtb, why do you lob these things out there? How many people will have made lame "booby prize" jokes by the time I post this? Three? Four? Here is my prediction: Coltrane will be the first to reply, with a post intentionally mixing up "me" and "I" so that he can get the booby prize. Either that, or someone will make a joke about the appropriateness of giving the booby prize to old Zesty. It makes me weary just thinking about it.

Lose the keys to Penske's time machine again?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I suppose you do not approve of the "I brake for boobies" bumper sticker, either.

I'm not mad at you. But I'm very disappointed.

Apologies to Coltrane.