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Old 11-19-2004, 03:24 PM   #2641
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Bullshit. You were part of the double anal thread 5 months ago. The real problem, it seems, is how does one position the bodies attached to the 2 penises. Someone was able to diagram how the 3 bodies had to all be positioned. My recollection is that there was little space for a third body. This leaves aside the question of whether there'd be space for the 3rd penis.
Who gets to run a hole solo? Biggest dick? Shortest straw?
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:25 PM   #2642
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I would not eat it then. Fuck raspberry or cherry.
Really no flavor, just sweet and red. Contains a little chocolate.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:29 PM   #2643
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Really no flavor, just sweet and red. Contains a little chocolate.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:33 PM   #2644
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Draped in red velvet George is killing triple anal George.

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Old 11-19-2004, 03:33 PM   #2645
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I was curious about that too.

And for the record, I love cake, but it doesn't make me horny. Am I in the minority?
I have never fucked a cake, though I will admit to being somewhat curious.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:38 PM   #2646
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I have never fucked a cake, though I will admit to being somewhat curious.
Sunday night is my weekly cake/sex experimentation night, if you're free.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:38 PM   #2647
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What about strawberry? With whipped cream, mmmmm.

eta - funny, gwinky and I were having the same thought.

Is the red cake called "velvet" cake? I've heard of it but have never actually seen or eaten one. Is that a southern thing?
I'm with you on the whipped cream. And on Gwinky.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:41 PM   #2648
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:44 PM   #2649
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"Young Girls Triple Anal."

Having decided not to retrieve that message from the firm spam filter, I'm left to wonder: What, exactly, is "triple anal"? What it sounds like just has to be physically impossible -- leaving aside the obvious issue, where the hell does everyone sit/stand/lie down/bounce?

For that matter, what is "double anal"? Is it possible, oh porn-sages, that "double anal" means two penises inserted, one anally, one elsewhere? If so, "triple anal" seems somewhat redundant -- I mean, where the hell else is Door #3?

Anyhoo. Let me just point out that, if porn were really that addictive I'd know all this by now. If my spam filter ever blocks an eight ball I'll go in and let it thru.
I have read about, but I have not seen any footage of, triple penetration. (2 vaginal, one anal, if that helps with the visual for those trying to figure out how this works.) The descriptions and the relevant laws of physics do not seem to mesh well. In fact, the relevant laws of physics distracted me considerably, and I wasn't reading about such things to be distracted.
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:44 PM   #2650
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Sunday night is my weekly cake/sex experimentation night, if you're free.
You need a hobby. Try the AHL.





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Old 11-19-2004, 03:47 PM   #2651
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You need a hobby. Try the AHL.
You are right. I don't have enough hobbies.

(and p.s. thank you for the AHL tip of a while back. I have watched a few games and it is helping with the withdrawal)
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:47 PM   #2652
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:49 PM   #2653
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Is it physically possible to do a triple?
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:09 PM   #2654
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Is it physically possible to do a triple?
I don't know.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:10 PM   #2655
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Is it physically possible to do a triple?
Let's do an experiment.
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