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Old 06-22-2005, 04:24 PM   #2641
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When you've caught one of these Bims in such a baldly untenable position, and you're typing up you post to zing her hard, is it more like a sprint for you or an uphill burn with tension?
What is a Bim, and why are you such an obsequious ass?
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:25 PM   #2642
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"Firefighters closed off several streets and used hoses to wash away the sugary goo..."

"What was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming," Stuart Claxton of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News. "It was quite a lot of fluid. On a hot day like this, you have to move fast."
Yeah, yeah, it's been done before.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:26 PM   #2643
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What is a Bim, and why are you such an obsequious ass?
You must remember this; a whiff is just a whiff.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:27 PM   #2644
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Heathers (not American Beauty).
I am so busted. I hope no one notices. Next thing, Penske will figure out that I didn't watch the Jacko trial.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:28 PM   #2645
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You must remember this; a whiff is just a whiff.
I was told that they left the "shocked to find gambling" line off the list. Bastards
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:29 PM   #2646
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I was told that they left the "shocked to find gambling" line off the list. Bastards
They didn't follow the "one vehicle per movie rule" either, so they can't use it as an excuse.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:31 PM   #2647
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What's the squickier relationship? Katie with Tom Werner? Or Julie Chen with Les Mooonves?
You asking this question with even a hint of earnestness.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:33 PM   #2648
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Do you mean Richler? He's dead. I'm not sure what he's eating now, if anything.
GWNC: Prepare to have a song running around in your head for the rest of the day:

I like to go out dancing,
My baby loves a bunch of authors
My heart's so broke and bleedin'
Baby's just sitting there
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Who's a funny fella?
W.P. Kinsella
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:35 PM   #2649
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GWNC: Prepare to have a song running around in your head for the rest of the day:
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HER?!?!?
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:38 PM   #2650
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Sebby doesn't like the feeling of all deposits. Life's not only terminal, it's fully of icky stuff.
Among the many things that need to also be changed would be people's coloration. Not a fan of Earth tones. Imagine if you had a way to dye skin temporarily to various colors. You could work some cool contrasts. A silver chick with gold or black hair and nipples. Perhaps the reverse. perhaps hot pink with black hair and nipples and fingernails. The combinations could go on forever. They'll have that someday, and I think it'll be pretty damn interesting and titillating. I've had this idea for many years. I recall it came to me somewhere between Statesboro Blues and Stormy Monday.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:39 PM   #2651
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Sebby doesn't like the feeling of all deposits. Life's not only terminal, it's fully of icky stuff.
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. It was one hell of a big, icky deposit.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #2652
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Among the many things that need to also be changed would be people's coloration. Not a fan of Earth tones. Imagine if you had a way to dye skin temporarily to various colors. You could work some cool contrasts. A silver chick with gold or black hair and nipples. Perhaps the reverse. perhaps hot pink with black hair and nipples and fingernails. The combinations could go on forever. They'll have that someday, and I think it'll be pretty damn interesting and titillating. I've had this idea for many years. I recall it came to me somewhere between Statesboro Blues and Stormy Monday.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #2653
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HER?!?!?
It's a fruvous thing, you wouldn't understand.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #2654
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One finds them in Arlington. One can also find good men, good margaritas, and good burritos, both in DC proper and its close-in suburbs.
Was the trap laid at Chi Chis?

I seriously cannot think of a decent bagel joint in DC. Unless you are counting Au Bon Pain and as a New Yorker, I have to assume you most definiltey are not.
 
Old 06-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #2655
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Too much work. A chainsaw would take care of them much more quickly.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
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