Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't buy that. There'd be a tiny sliver of good PI guys out there. I personally know guys who've hit huge cases who couldn't care less about their clients.

BTW, what does a jury do in a commercial case, where counsel are in it for the money, and both sides are in it for the money?

Sleep. Like this conversation is making me do.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sleep. Like this conversation is making me do.

2. I'd rather hear about keaton's big red cock.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are insane.

Assumption of risk? I'm not assuming the risk that the people running the companies in which I have stock are out-and-out criminals. I'm assuming the risk that they're stupid or incompetent, but that's enough, thank you very much.

All those motherfuckers should do hard time in a regular jail. You want to reduce corporate crime (yez, this is a tangent), do away with country club jails altogether. If you steal a purse with $50 in it, you go to a fuck-me-up-the-ass prison. If you steal $10,000,000, you go to a jail with no walls? That's some bullshit.

TM

I agree thhey should face hard time. But they ought to face a reasnable amount of time - say five or six years. Twenty five years is just absurd. It's as wrong as the Rockefeller Drug sentences. But I agree that everybody should go to the same jail. That would all but end white collar crime.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are insane.

Assumption of risk? I'm not assuming the risk that the people running the companies in which I have stock are out-and-out criminals. I'm assuming the risk that they're stupid or incompetent, but that's enough, thank you very much.

All those motherfuckers should do hard time in a regular jail. You want to reduce corporate crime (yez, this is a tangent), do away with country club jails altogether. If you steal a purse with $50 in it, you go to a fuck-me-up-the-ass prison. If you steal $10,000,000, you go to a jail with no walls? That's some bullshit.

TM

I believe the correct phrase is a "federal pound-me-in-the-ass" prison. Assumption of risk? So it is an assumption of risk that I will bitch slap someone for a stupid post? I am working on my TMisms.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I agree thhey should face hard time. But they ought to face a reasnable amount of time - say five or six years. Twenty five years is just absurd. It's as wrong as the Rockefeller Drug sentences. But I agree that everybody should go to the same jail. That would all but end white collar crime.

$2 Million per year of prison? Hell, I'd do that.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


BTW, what does a jury do in a commercial case, where counsel are in it for the money, and both sides are in it for the money?

Sleep.

ETA: Fuck, got beat to the punch.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sleep. Like this conversation is making me do.

No shit. I'm done with this shit... Sorry.

No more bitter Sebby.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are insane.

Assumption of risk? I'm not assuming the risk that the people running the companies in which I have stock are out-and-out criminals. I'm assuming the risk that they're stupid or incompetent, but that's enough, thank you very much.

All those motherfuckers should do hard time in a regular jail. You want to reduce corporate crime (yez, this is a tangent), do away with country club jails altogether. If you steal a purse with $50 in it, you go to a fuck-me-up-the-ass prison. If you steal $10,000,000, you go to a jail with no walls? That's some bullshit.

TM

He's just in one of those magnaminous, pot-induced moods this morning. Swindle his grandma's life savings through some con game and he's personally sending you to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

[ETA proper Office Space prison reference)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Try and stop him.

2. Sebastian saying people shouldn't post conversationally?

Cavs looked good Saturday. Mr. James was passing nicely.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Swindle his grandma's life savings through some con game and he's personally sending you to fuck-me-up-the-ass prison.

For half a mil, he'd do it himself. On TV.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Sebastian saying people shouldn't post conversationally?

Cavs looked good Saturday. Mr. James was passing nicely.

Best. game. of. the. year. And I missed it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I agree thhey should face hard time. But they ought to face a reasnable amount of time - say five or six years. Twenty five years is just absurd. It's as wrong as the Rockefeller Drug sentences. But I agree that everybody should go to the same jail. That would all but end white collar crime.

If I cheat a grandmother out of her life's savings of $300k and you cheat all of your employees (and every stockholder) out of each of their life's savings for a grand total of $300 million, why should we do the same amount of time?

I don't give a fuck about these assholes. I hope they all get the maximum. Then the next egomaniacal, greedy as sin, ceo who's thinking about doing the same can add the prospect of those extra 20 years to his risk analysis.

TM

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sleep.

ETA: Fuck, got beat to the punch.

Yeah, let's hear more about sucking big cocks and lesbian kisses.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was getting a spray-on tan and everything was going fine when the girl spraying me said absently "oh, so you're not a natural redhead?" It just struck me as amusing because even though I'm standing there naked, usually in these situations no one *ever* acknowledges that fact. So then we made out and I got brown spray-on goo all over her.

Are there any men in the spray on tan industry? I would think this would be a good job for them.

Also, I thought you were smooth like a teenage Asian hooker? ?????

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yeah, let's hear more about sucking big cocks and lesbian kisses.

Yeh, uh... what he said... err, wait a minute...

maybe not...