Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, you have passed the hangover torch along to me today. But my underwear is still intact.

And so is my bra.

Kill me now.

You have my total sympathy.

Be careful when you put your head down on your desk for a minute to try and deal with the pain, because your underwire may pop out and stab your right breast.

[Colymbosathon ecplecticos]

That's a beautiful sentiment. Exactly the soul-stirring message of timeless strength and resilience I want public architecture to put forth for decades into the future.
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At the risk of posting political messages on the FB, which of course wouldn't be fashionable, have a sit down and tell that to the families of those that lost children, moms, and dads on 9/11. Better yet, do that now during the holiday season.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
How often do you flirt on the job to get what you want?

Flirting takes too much time. I just fuck everyone.

[bilmore]

As I prepare to leave until well into the new year ( I've got HOW MANY vacations days left that I have to use!?), I leave you all with the sentiments expressed in this greeting from a friend:

"We wanted to send you all a Christmas or Chanukah card, but our attorney advised us to send the following...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of some sort of holiday on or about the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all AND A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

If you choose, please spread the joy, or other emotion of your choice. "

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
These Galagas are in bars.

Pizza Hut = vomit
Dominoes = shit
Papa Johns = santorum
Donatos = well, I actually like Donatos. Luckily there are none in the city.

So 35 yo spinsters equal vomit?

[Shape Shifter]

It's nice to know that lawyers always profit from the mistakes of others.

"The Steve Bartman legend lives on. The foul ball that ricocheted off the infamous Chicago Cubs fan and into the hands of the lawyer sitting behind him sold for $106,600 early Friday morning."

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1689926

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You get nu-THING! nuTHING!

You got nuhting. You hear me? NUHting. You don't got the bookkeeper. You got nuuuuhting.



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So what is the definition of flirting? And I agree with whomever said it is easier when you're not available.

This giving out candy and being nice thing is not flirting. Flirting involves sex. It's the unspoken look or the understood background behind whatever you're actually saying that says, "I want to fuck you. You know you want to fuck me. If we were in another place, at another time, without whatever restrictions we have that would keep us from it, we would both be working toward this end, wouldn't we?"

TM

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Colymbosathon ecplecticos
That's a beautiful sentiment. Exactly the soul-stirring message of timeless strength and resilience I want public architecture to put forth for decades into the future.
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At the risk of posting political messages on the FB, which of course wouldn't be fashionable, have a sit down and tell that to the families of those that lost children, moms, and dads on 9/11. Better yet, do that now during the holiday season.

It's not politics, it's art. "Fuck you, pig" does not have the same power and grace as "we will remember, we will continue, we will triumph."

Clearly that makes me heartless. Assclown.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Flirting takes too much time. I just fuck everyone.

Your time management skills are duly noted.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But this is just to say that it doesn't matter who is doing it, women or men - both can feel like it's going to be taken the wrong way.

I don't doubt this, at all and didn't mean to imply that it couldn't go both ways. What I will say is that, as a guy, I always felt like I had to be more alert to how things I do might be taken the wrong way, what with all of the post-feminist "traditional male power structure" talk and all of that.

This is getting too PB, so I'll stop here. I'll be happy to take PM's to address objections/discussion if this is a hot-button issue for anyone, however.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Does that include smiling and saying "please" and "thank you"? Because most people are such power-mad self-centered tools that that's really all it generally takes.

Whatever you want, darling, it's on the way.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So 35 yo spinsters equal vomit?

I'm not making the connection here...whatever do you mean sweetie?


Psycho Killer
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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It depends on the guy. And the size of your tits.

You disgust me.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not making the connection here...whatever do you mean sweetie?


Psycho Killer
Qu'est Que C'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away...

Remember your post where you said that ordering Pizza Hut would be like going home with a 35 yo spinster when you could have a 22yo supermodeL? ring any bells? you said pizza hut was like vomit, and also said a 35 yo was the equivalent of pizza hut so through the transitive property I gathered you thought a 35yo spinster was like vomit.