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02-20-2004, 04:54 PM
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#2656
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
dtb, why do you lob these things out there? How many people will have made lame "booby prize" jokes by the time I post this? Three? Four? Here is my prediction: Coltrane will be the first to reply, with a post intentionally mixing up "me" and "I" so that he can get the booby prize. Either that, or someone will make a joke about the appropriateness of giving the booby prize to old Zesty. It makes me weary just thinking about it.
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Fuck you. You're the ironical dirty old man at teen DJ shows. I've seen you. You creep everyone out. Dressing younger is just making it worse.*
*happy Friday
P.S. I'm with you on the plaid pants though.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-20-2004, 04:56 PM
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#2657
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Because I can't stop myself
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-20-2004, 04:56 PM
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#2658
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
dtb, why do you lob these things out there? ... It makes me weary just thinking about it.
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I feel so ... ashamed. I was actually shooting for paigow's much-coveted "bilmore of the day" award. Instead, I have caused weariness to the Flower. |
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02-20-2004, 04:59 PM
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#2659
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Bring Back the Seinfeld!
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NotFromHere
My primary sock is Penske - so, your call on the size thing.
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So you're the Assman ??? |
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02-20-2004, 05:01 PM
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#2660
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Really, I can't
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-20-2004, 05:01 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Pretty Little Flower
I am the vainest person on these boards, and even I think vanity plates are moronic.
But, let's up the ante here. Bumper stickers, anyone? Hey you with the "Question Authority" bumper sticker. You are neither subversive nor funny. And for the parents out there, if any of you ever put a "My child can beat the crap out of your honors child" sticker on your car (or any variation thereof) . . .
Oh, I was just getting worked up into a good rant when I remembered that I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus is coming. Look busy." That made me LOL. ;-)
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You know what?
Mean People Suck. |
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02-20-2004, 05:02 PM
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#2662
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Actually, I knew a woman who was invloved in a very contnetious divorce involving a lot of money. After the dust had settled (and the lawsuit as well) she went out and bought herself a specfuckingtacular white jaguar convertible. Her license plate?
HE PAID
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Does this woman live in the Chicago area, in the Northern suburbs? Or are there two of them?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-20-2004, 05:03 PM
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#2663
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Bring Back the Seinfeld!
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So you're the Assman ???
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No. I'm Hank.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-20-2004, 05:03 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Really, I can't
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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I understand each new football recruit gets one.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-20-2004, 05:04 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wanna make out?
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Wow, now I'm hating you less too. |
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02-20-2004, 05:04 PM
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#2666
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PS - I actually think you are a primary, but the joke doesn't work any other way.
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That sentence is precisely three words too long.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-20-2004, 05:05 PM
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#2667
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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wow.
TM |
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02-20-2004, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Really, I can't
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I understand each new football recruit gets one.
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Don't forget all the coaches as well.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-20-2004, 05:07 PM
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#2669
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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NFH of the day
New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nm/odd_porn_dc
"Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching an adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light."
Chocolate Foam.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-20-2004, 05:10 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. I was a contestant on "Bumper Stumpers" with my friend in the late '80's. For those of you not acquainted with this game show, it's a show where two teams try to figure out vanity plates. There is a super stumper and you win money. It was filmed in Toronto, so you all are probably not familiar with it. Anyway, we lost miserably. My teammate was stoned.
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[ELAINE] Get OUT!!! [/ELAINE]
Bumper Stumpers ROOLZ!!
Here's one for you GWNC:
LZRDSXDX |
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