Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
That's right. Would you like me to tell you what I think you deserve?

Since sunnybunny is apparently preoccupied, I'll step to the plate and take a swing at this one.

You, my tangy little two-bit, coked-out, syphilis-ridden trash-whore, deserve to be tied to the wall of your pathetic, soulless McMansion, with your eyes propped open by those Clockwork Orange-thingies, and watch a continuous loop video of the wives and girlfriends of every man you have tempted into sinful cheaterdom, who explain in excruciating detail and with sickeningly sweet voices the pain that you have caused them, but that they have found in in their heart and through Jesus to forgive you, while acoustic Christian church music plays in the background.

Then, after about a year of this, you deserve to rot in jail for the rest of your life and be ass-fucked daily by Fringey.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Cite, please.

Shouldn't that be "Sight, please?"

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I hope you get som ultra pure medical grade coke, and have a heart attack and die before you are able to procreate. Either that or "see the light" and become a nun.

See! I KNEW it would have a religious component.

[Replaced_Texan]

I like Flower's better.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Since sunnybunny is apparently preoccupied, I'll step to the plate and take a swing at this one.

You, my tangy little two-bit, coked-out, syphilis-ridden trash-whore, deserve to be tied to the wall of your pathetic, soulless McMansion, with your eyes propped open by those Clockwork Orange-thingies, and watch a continuous loop video of the wives and girlfriends of every man you have tempted into sinful cheaterdom, who explain in excruciating detail and with sickeningly sweet voices the pain that you have caused them, but that they have found in in their heart and through Jesus to forgive you, while acoustic Christian church music plays in the background.

Then, after about a year of this, you deserve to rot in jail for the rest of your life and be ass-fucked daily by Fringey.

You forgot the part about the strap-on.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by dtb
You forgot the part about the strap-on.

I think that was implied, unless Fringey was planning on fucking her with something else.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
You forgot the part about the strap-on.

Nevermind. Nothing to see here. Besides, how could I mock my dear heart, dtb?

(I know, I know, I should stop flirting with the married people.)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
You forgot the part about the strap-on.

It's implicit. Or inferred. Whichever.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny [to bnb]
I hope you . . . die before you are able to procreate.

If she has already procreated, what happens to her kids after her death? Execution for them as well? Perhaps sodomized to death?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that was implied, unless Fringey was planning on fucking her with something else.

Fringey's hung like a horse.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fringey's hung like a horse.

I have various sizes. I used the horse-sized on one you because that's what you requested.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fringey's hung like a horse.

Well, duh! Does the Pope shit in the woods?


(Just for the record, unless the FB has been deceiving me about the various objets available out there, Fringey wouldn't HAVE to use a strap-on, would she?** I mean -- aren't there some free-floating devices that could achieve the same end -- ha! I kill me.)


See what I mean? The word "strap-on" is comic gold!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Have you broken the news to Oscar?

Oscar seems to have moved on. *sigh* I do have a nice, new street, curb, sidewalk and driveway, so the relationship wasn't a total bust.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, duh! Does the Pope shit in the woods?


(Just for the record, unless the FB has been deceiving me about the various objets available out there, Fringey wouldn't HAVE to use a strap-on, would she?** I mean -- aren't there some free-floating devices that could achieve the same end -- ha! I kill me.)


See what I mean? The word "strap-on" is comic gold!

Depends. Do you refer to diddling as "finger fucking"?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Depends. Do you refer to diddling as "finger fucking"?

Actually, I don't refer to that at all.

Is that what diddling means? Huh.

So is that what they're talking about in that nursery rhyme about the cat and the fiddle? Those pervs.