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02-01-2005, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Superhero
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Really, it's best to do an SSRI and wellbutrin. But zoloft is not my current ssri.
Flinty, I don't have any, and alas I no longer live near the friend who trafficked in samples so I can't steal it from his home office. Sorry.
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That's okay. How about a blow job then? I need a bigger survey for my ratings post.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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02-01-2005, 08:47 PM
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#2657
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Superhero
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's okay. How about a blow job then? I need a bigger survey for my ratings post.
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Are you questioning that I give better head than Sidd or PLF?
I can't blow someone with so little faith. |
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02-01-2005, 08:50 PM
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#2658
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Fruit, it's not just for dinner anymore
If you need a little practice before blowing the FB, might I suggest a little ...?
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02-01-2005, 08:59 PM
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#2659
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
I've never been so tempted to take up internet gambling...
Odds on Michael Jackson trial results:
Wacko Jacko Mis-trial (odds 2/1)
Michael Jackson Guilty On One To Three Counts (0dds 5/2)
Michael Jackson Guilty On Seven To Nine Counts (odds 5/2)
Michael Jackson Guilty On Four To Six Counts (odds 3/1)
Michael Jackson Not Guilty On All Counts (odds 7/2)
Any Other Outcome (odds 12/1)
Lines courtesy of My-Bookie.com.
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02-01-2005, 09:07 PM
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#2660
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Superhero
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you questioning that I give better head than Sidd or PLF?
I can't blow someone with so little faith.
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The proof is in the, er, pudding?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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02-01-2005, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Fruit, it's not just for dinner anymore
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Originally posted by Dave
If you need a little practice before blowing the FB, might I suggest a little ...?
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No. See, that procedure there encourages the biting and the chewing. I don't think that's what Flinty is into. Tho, I could be wrong.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-01-2005, 09:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Fruit, it's not just for dinner anymore
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. See, that procedure there encourages the biting and the chewing. I don't think that's what Flinty is into. Tho, I could be wrong.
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To be fair, she hasn't bitten or chewed yet. She may just really, really like that banana. |
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02-01-2005, 09:40 PM
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Adopt-A-Country
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'd love to see a plan whereby the US adopts a foster country every year and helps try to make that country a kick-ass place -- ......... literacy improvement programs .... Wouldn't this be right up Bush's alley?
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Good idea! Feed them, civilize them, build functional roads, teach them how to read and write, etc. Can we start with Texas? |
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02-01-2005, 10:14 PM
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#2664
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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TO
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
My penis is the approved format.
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Short and pointed?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-01-2005, 10:16 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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TO
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Originally posted by Gattigap
This hardly resembles the plaid-panted, ruffled-gayness, narcissistic Flower that we've all come to know and grudgingly tolerate. Either that bitch stole your log-in again, or despite your vehement protestations, you've returned to mainlining.
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you see two nasty posters going in different directions. I have become sweetness and lite, while PLF has become progessively more nasty. With every extra step between us, I am nmore sure my way was the correct way.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-01-2005, 10:16 PM
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Welcome Las Vegas 2004
The newest member! Just please don't say "what happened in me stays in me". Its way past its sellby date. Consider the memo delivered.
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02-01-2005, 10:27 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Welcome Las Vegas 2004
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The newest member! Just please don't say "what happened in me stays in me". Its way past its sellby date. Consider the memo delivered.
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Better listen to her man. Last night she got the only vote for best newber 2005.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-02-2005, 12:02 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Welcome Las Vegas 2004
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Better listen to her man. Last night she got the only vote for best newber 2005.
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Who is her man, and why do you refer to him as "her"? |
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02-02-2005, 12:51 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Among the rube fats.
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My brother is looking for an Admissions Coordinator for his theraputic boarding school for obese kids. If anybody has a younger sibling or cousin or otherwise knows somebody who's young, a good writer and good on the phone, and would be willing to work for $35,000/year and move to central California (20 mins. south of Fresno), let me know.
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I commend your brother on his ingenious business model. If I were dropped off 20 min. south of Fresno, I'd go on a hunger strike too. But I wouldn't send my wife or daughters there, no matter how fat. What profiteth it a man to lose the weight, but gain Central Valley hair?
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02-02-2005, 01:39 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Wondering how "Romeo & Juliet" would play out in 2005, assuming diCaprio really brought out the latent sociopathic aspects of the Romeo character? Wonder no longer. {PDF.}
I post this so everyone other than Bilmore and Wonk can get warm fuzzies about the state of modern childrearing and/or their decision not to have kids. If my kid did any of this shit, best believe I wouldn't be getting him an appellate lawyer. If anything, I'd be getting him Neuticles (tm). |
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