Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is Vitalis and what makes it worthy of Bowl namingship?

A "product" used by the ancients (circa 1960) in their hair. Men had two brands to choose from in styling their hair -- Brylcream ("a little dab'l do ya") or Vitalis ("stop using that greasy kid's stuff").

After a nice Gillette Foamy shave and a bracing splash of Aqua Velva, one would comb a little Vitalis thru the locks, and presto!, The Man In The Grey Flannel Suit was ready for another drive from Levittown or New Rochelle into the city for a hard day's work writing jokes with Buddy and Sally for the "Alan Brady Show" or pitching ideas to Larry at the McMann & Tate ad agency.

egad, I used the name of the actress instead of the name of the character! Fixed now.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are there any men in the spray on tan industry? I would think this would be a good job for them.

Also, I thought you were smooth like a teenage Asian hooker? ?????

that was a passing phase. I have a little now.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that was a passing phase. I have a little now.

Hitler 'stache?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Yeah, let's hear more about sucking big cocks and lesbian kisses.

Okay. Gotta hit some meetings but I'll conclude my little foray onto your naughty little board with a naughty little memory. Like I said, my ex's big cock was surrounded by red pubes, some of which were brassy red, others more of a strawberry blonde (the latter mostly covered his lemongellos.) I had never sucked on such a big one before that, and so used to race down there on him to catch it while it was not yet fully hard to have some fun before jaw strain set in. This started a fetish that lasts to this day -- I love sucking a guy to complete hardness, squishing it around my mouth until it grows too unwieldy.

I like chia pets too, and am unsure at this time how this may or may not relate.

Have a nice day.

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Hitler 'stache?

Huh? Oh, wait a second... I guess that works. I would have said soul patch. But Hitler 'stache works too.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
This started a fetish that lasts to this day -- I love sucking a guy to complete hardness, squishing it around my mouth until it grows too unwieldy.

Thanks for sharing, Diane.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Okay. Gotta hit some meetings but I'll conclude my little foray onto your naughty little board with a naughty little memory. Like I said, my ex's big cock was surrounded by red pubes, some of which were brassy red, others more of a strawberry blonde (the latter mostly covered his lemongellos.)

A little Brylcream probably would've kept you two together...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Thanks for sharing, Diane.

She did an excellent job of describing what it would be like to blow Ronald McDonald.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She did an excellent job of describing what it would be like to blow Ronald McDonald.

How would you know this- Wait- i bet I know. Was there a champagne room off the play area at the McDonald's where you grew up?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by spookyfish
$2 Million per year of prison? Hell, I'd do that.

Even a fuck-me-in-the-ass prison?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How would you know this- Wait- i bet I know. Was there a champagne room off the play area at the McDonald's where you grew up?

For three happy meal toys, you could watch the Hamburglar do Grimace.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Even a fuck-me-in-the-ass prison?

What you do there is your business. NTTAWWT.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Exaggeration. Some of my best friends (no, really) sue actual or potential clients of mine.

I was just grousing about the particular plaintiff's lawyer in my case (who is a nice enough guy, personally, and we haven't had any discovery spats) because his theory of the case is so different from the way my client is looking at it.

"So what?" you say. "Who cares if he looks at it differently? Can't we all just get along?" Well, I care. It meant that I worked this weekend instead of going to the Vitalis Bowl.

Whlie watching said bowl, I kept thinking of the Tragically Hip song that starts: "One day in El Paso/The cops went into the crowd."

Everybody eight clap!

And if anyone cares, I have a fully functional desk and chair. I also have ten files on my desk and not too sure what to do with them. I've never felt more like Costanza in my life. God help my new clients.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She did an excellent job of describing what it would be like to blow Ronald McDonald.

Indeed.

And, I apologize, but the elevator was playing something* on my way back from lunch, which led to this. Blame the muse.

Who's posting angst all over the FB
Sneering at law and raging at life
Who calls The Man to give him the finger?
Everyone knows it's Sebby

Whose tripping days were yesterday's glory
Feelin' the breeze in Hickey and Pink
Who's trading quips with judges and juries?
Everyone knows it's Sebby.

But Sebby don't like blow jobs
Bands with horns, union slobs
And Sebby has nightmares of
Corn on the cob (corn on the cob)
Corn on the cob (corn on the cob)!
[repeat and fade]

*The Association, "Windy"

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't buy that. There'd be a tiny sliver of good PI guys out there. I personally know guys who've hit huge cases who couldn't care less about their clients.

BTW, what does a jury do in a commercial case, where counsel are in it for the money, and both sides are in it for the money?

Based on my litigation experience, they decide in favor of whichever lawyer is more likeable. In the case of my old firm, that was us, 91.5% of the time.