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10-05-2006, 12:10 PM
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#2656
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Football rule
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If it forms a seal with the floor, how is it picking things up off the floor? This does not make sense to me.
But I don't really care.
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[IMG]fuckit.jpg[/IMG]
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 10-05-2006 at 12:17 PM..
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10-05-2006, 12:12 PM
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#2657
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,150
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Football rule
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Originally posted by taxwonk
the gauzy flouncy things
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do you mean the bed coverlets, or his guests?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-05-2006, 12:12 PM
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#2658
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New phone
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A tip on taking your phone into Verizon to have it checked: buy a new battery before you do. The warranty on your Verizon phone is voided if the battery has been exposed to water (unless you have purchased insurance). The first thing the Verizon people do when you hand the phone to them is open it up and look at the water indicator on the battery. I spent several hours waiting in line at Verizon recently, and I didn't see a single person's battery inspected that had not been exposed to water.
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Get the insurance. Then you can get drunk, jump in a pool in Vegas with your phone in your pocket, not realize it for a good 30 seconds, get out, take your phone in, answer the question, "Did you get it wet?" with, "Only if you count submerging it while jumping into a pool while drunk in Vegas as wet," and have them deliver a newer model (because they don't make the older model anymore) overnight.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 10-05-2006 at 12:14 PM..
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10-05-2006, 12:12 PM
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#2659
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Celebrity Fit Club
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who won? I finished my workout and missed the end.
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The sad thing is, I don't know. I usually watch it on Sunday nights and then didn't last Sunday night and then forgot to tivo it. I missed the entire last episode. But they rerun it on VH1 a lot, so I figure I will find out sooner or later. |
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10-05-2006, 12:13 PM
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#2660
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,150
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4RwICVFfLIAKB6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=120pilu8l/EXP=1160147440/**http%3a//animalsvoice.com/IMAGES/seal_look.jpg[/IMG]
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when you first moved to the big city, how long before you got used to not having dirt floors?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-05-2006, 12:14 PM
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#2661
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you mean the bed coverlets, or his guests?
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Yes.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-05-2006, 12:17 PM
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#2662
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Not As Confidential To Anyone Who Has Purchased A New Bluetooth Phone Recently
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But I already knew about Coco Crisp.
I also have a friend named Chris Craft and a cousin named Candy Hart.
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There was a paralegal at the firm where I worked named Candy Kayne.
And an associate whose first name is Precious.
And other atrocities. Why do you think I left?! |
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10-05-2006, 12:18 PM
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#2663
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Not As Confidential To Anyone Who Has Purchased A New Bluetooth Phone Recently
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
There was a paralegal at the firm where I worked named Candy Kayne.
And an associate whose first name is Precious.
And other atrocities. Why do you think I left?!
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I know a Precious too. |
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10-05-2006, 12:19 PM
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#2664
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Football rule
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when you first moved to the big city, how long before you got used to not having dirt floors?
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You have not seen my apartment.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-05-2006, 12:23 PM
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#2665
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
There was a paralegal at the firm where I worked named Candy Kayne.
And an associate whose first name is Precious.
And other atrocities. Why do you think I left?!
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My dad used to have a secretary named Toy. |
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10-05-2006, 12:23 PM
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#2666
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's a vacuum cleaner. How intuitive does it need to be?
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Hey, I'm no vacuum expert, but there are pieces that need to be clicked on for different jobs, the self-sealing vacuum bags need to be switched out and you need to adjust the heights of the vacuum heads depending on the surface you're cleaning.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter Fag.
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You're just jealous, Hoover boy.
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10-05-2006, 12:24 PM
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#2667
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Football rule
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey, I'm no vacuum expert, but there are pieces that need to be clicked on for different jobs, the self-sealing vacuum bags need to be switched out and you need to adjust the heights of the vacuum heads depending on the surface you're cleaning.
You're just jealous, Hoover boy.
TM
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You can Miele. It.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-05-2006, 12:25 PM
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#2668
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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New phone
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I will! thanks for the tip. I don't have the receipt for it though -- will that matter?
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Which phone do you have? I have this one:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2006, 12:26 PM
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#2669
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,084
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Not As Confidential To Anyone Who Has Purchased A New Bluetooth Phone Recently
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have a nice last name. Italian.
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Sucking up to Hank, I see.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-05-2006, 12:27 PM
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#2670
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not As Confidential To Anyone Who Has Purchased A New Bluetooth Phone Recently
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sucking up to Hank, I see.
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Perhaps even hoovering. |
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