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02-20-2004, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Really, I can't
I had a comeback that would make you look stupid, but you always do such an excellent job on your own.
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02-20-2004, 05:10 PM
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#2672
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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NFH of the day
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nm/odd_porn_dc
"Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching an adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light."
Chocolate Foam.
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So much for the Federal bench, Thurgreed.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-20-2004, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Really, I can't
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I had a comeback that would make you look stupid, but you always do such an excellent job on your own.
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mmmfsfmms sfmdmskmmfm n mfdsmfmmfm.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-20-2004, 05:12 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Mean People Suck.
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That's mean. You suck.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-20-2004, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That sentence is precisely three words too long.
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Your gut weighs roughly thirty pounds too much.
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02-20-2004, 05:13 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bring Back the Rants!
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[ELAINE] Get OUT!!! [/ELAINE]
Bumper Stumpers ROOLZ!!
Here's one for you GWNC:
LZRDSXDX
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Something about an investment bank, I would guess.
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02-20-2004, 05:13 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Bring Back the Rants!
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I suppose you do not approve of the "I brake for boobies" bumper sticker, either.
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I Brake for Robert Evans [real bumper sticker seen regularly around these parts] |
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02-20-2004, 05:15 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.
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Well, until 1999 I had "ih8jfkjr," so I think you're very close to proving all three of your points. |
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02-20-2004, 05:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Calling Slave and Less
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
an adult movie called "Chocolate Foam"
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Plot summary, please. |
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02-20-2004, 05:17 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Bring Back the Rants!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your gut weighs roughly thirty pounds too much.
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But I can always lose weight. You, on the other hand, are about as smart as you're ever going to be.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-20-2004, 05:17 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Bring Back the Rants!
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You know what?
Mean People Suck.
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Nice People Swallow. |
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02-20-2004, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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NFH of the day
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So much for the Federal bench, Thurgreed.
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Why? The cops didn't see the credits, did they?
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02-20-2004, 05:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Bring Back the Rants!
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Wow, now I'm hating you less too.
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I can't figure out whether this means that bnb is really Less, or whether something bnb said made you hate Less. If it's the first I'm not incredibly surprised; if it's the second I'm just confused about what it was exactly. |
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02-20-2004, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Bring Back the Rants!
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
But I can always lose weight. You, on the other hand, are about as smart as you're ever going to be.
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I can live with that.
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02-20-2004, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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for barely
Here's a rant.
I hate canned greetings or responses to greetings or goodbye phrases.
People who say shit like:
"Be good."
"Hey, boss."
"How's it hangin'?"
"Have a good one."
"Hey, chief?"
"Later, gator."
probably have vanity plates.
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