Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by John Bayesdow Disciple
I blame heterosexual marriage, McDonald's and the Mini. Short, fat car for short, fat people. .

I don't think I've been inside a McDonald's more than five times in the past five years. It's the sahsage sangwiches that did it to me. I always believed Calvin Trillin when he said they don't have any calories if you eat them standing up.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not to mention my sexual needs that put Peggy Bundy to shame. Now that's tiring.

Apropos of nothing, was there a song something to the effect of "I want Kelly Bundy" back then?

Which leads, of course, to NHL playoff haiku, round deux:

Not Bobby Clarke smirks
(Esche outplayed Mahr-taan Brodeur)
pins stuck in Ed's back?

Flames head to Detroit
Not Bob eats Little Ceasar's
and hopes for the best.

Denver to shark tank
can Avs' get out alive? bzzt!
No Cup without Roy.

Habs survived Boston
despite tempting hockey gods
more luck in Tampa?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
The only thing funnier is the old shots of Karl Malone's white pants, white shirt, blue jacket and Sir Charles's maroon suit from the early 80s.

They showed Barkley's suit again last night on TNT. That shit is funny.

He takes his insults well for a large man. Dishes it out and takes it. Hard not to like him.

Seeing the draftees stand next to an extremely short David Stern is pretty funny too.

[Not Me]

Did anyone see the Princess Di photos that the Brits are complaining about? All I can find on the internet are pics of the car and the doctors at the crash site. You cannot see Di at all. Were the pics on CBS different? Could you actually see her?

If not, I don't see what the big to-do is.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, not that anyone will answer - but are you guys going with the trend? Have you waxed? Just shave or trim? Would be fun to know.

Just trimmed and partially shaved. No waxing.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He takes his insults well for a large man. Dishes it out and takes it. Hard not to like him.

Seeing the draftees stand next to an extremely short David Stern is pretty funny too.

I enjoyed Sammy Dalambert jumping over the railing ans scaring the piss out of Stern. Good stuff!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Me
Did anyone see the Princess Di photos that the Brits are complaining about? All I can find on the internet are pics of the car and the doctors at the crash site. You cannot see Di at all. Were the pics on CBS different? Could you actually see her?

If not, I don't see what the big to-do is.

The pic they showed was a b&w where you could see her face and hair, with a little spatter of blood. She appeared to be slumped over in the back seat. The photo was pretty low-res, but it was definitely her.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The pic they showed was a b&w where you could see her face and hair, with a little spatter of blood. She appeared to be slumped over in the back seat. The photo was pretty low-res, but it was definitely her.

Is it available anywhere on the web? I searched for it but couldn't find it.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Me
Is it available anywhere on the web? I searched for it but couldn't find it.

I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't think I've been inside a McDonald's more than five times in the past five years. It's the sahsage sangwiches that did it to me. I always believed Calvin Trillin when he said they don't have any calories if you eat them standing up.

Quick, call Cathy Guiswite! Looks like someone stole her material.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't think I've been inside a McDonald's more than five times in the past five years.

Hmmm.

1. I have.

2. I have not been hospitalized at all.

Conclusion: it's health food.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

If I find it, I will post the link. That is amazing that it hasn't showed up on the web.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
If I find it, I will post the link. That is amazing that it hasn't showed up on the web.

What, that good taste still exists?

[Alex_de_Large]

Louisiana House wants to criminalize low-rise pants. Seriously.

spree: news story

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
What, that good taste still exists?

Please. Have you ever googled the term "sex"? Good taste never existed on the web.