Making Baby Jesus Cry - Page 179

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
Sebastian, I am Ty writing from 15 years in the future- Bill Gates is a f'ing genius, and a great President. Anyway, I regret almost all of my posts from 2002-2007. In 2007 much came out that proved Hank and Penske correct. I eventually admitted I was wrong, when Paigow (by than an admin) threatened to have my sock deleted.

I'll give you more details as time goes on, and as appropriate.

btw- in 2009 you start hormone treatments for a sex change. Just some advice, stay out of the sun starting now and do what you can to keep your skin nicer. Other than the leather face you will make a comely young woman some day, and a little less sun today might ensure a few more lustful stares in 5 years.

By for now.

Penske. When do you sleep?

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2005, 09:11 AM

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...HopeZombie.wmv

Film clip from 40's movie. Who could be bothered?

Penske_Account · 08-24-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Don't believe 'em. I was there for 2 years and he still owes me cigars and lap dances from '02

You had an open invitation to come over and drink wine on the deck.

As for the cigars and lap dances, you never got me drunk enough for the "Clinton treatment".

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-24-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
Sebastian, I am Ty writing from 15 years in the future- Bill Gates is a f'ing genius, and a great President. Anyway, I regret almost all of my posts from 2002-2007. In 2007 much came out that proved Hank and Penske correct. I eventually admitted I was wrong, when Paigow (by than an admin) threatened to have my sock deleted.

I'll give you more details as time goes on, and as appropriate.

btw- in 2009 you start hormone treatments for a sex change. Just some advice, stay out of the sun starting now and do what you can to keep your skin nicer. Other than the leather face you will make a comely young woman some day, and a little less sun today might ensure a few more lustful stares in 5 years.

By for now.

What can I do to get those treatments earlier? I want to get my ass tight enough to bounce nickels off, so I could go out and land me a horny hopeless ibanker and set myself on easy street. Either that or a career in porn.

I’m delighted at this news; I’ve always wanted a fuller bosom.

Penske_Account · 08-24-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
Sebastian, I am Ty writing from 15 years in the future- Bill Gates is a f'ing genius, and a great President. Anyway, I regret almost all of my posts from 2002-2007. In 2007 much came out that proved Hank and Penske correct. I eventually admitted I was wrong, when Paigow (by than an admin) threatened to have my sock deleted.

I'll give you more details as time goes on, and as appropriate.

btw- in 2009 you start hormone treatments for a sex change. Just some advice, stay out of the sun starting now and do what you can to keep your skin nicer. Other than the leather face you will make a comely young woman some day, and a little less sun today might ensure a few more lustful stares in 5 years.

By for now.

Hallelujah! This shows that there is hope out there. Welcome to the real world Ty!

Penske_Account · 08-24-2005, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Penske. When do you sleep?

Repo man's got all night every night.

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hallelujah! This shows that there is hope out there. Welcome to the real world Ty!

Newbers. Look! This is something we haven't seen for awhile, but once saw several times a day. Mr. Penske is talking to his sock.

Penske_Account · 08-24-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Newbers. Look! This is something we haven't seen for awhile, but once saw several times a day. Mr. Penske is talking to his sock.

Not me.

nononono · 08-24-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Not me.

Funny.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-24-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hallelujah! This shows that there is hope out there. Welcome to the real world Ty!

You’re like an unholy right wing fanatical chat board version of Syd Barrett. The infrastructure of the mind is crumbling under the weight of insomnia, devolving your product into the chat board equivalent of ditties about imaginary planets and odes to bicycles. I’d say you’re sliding from your “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” phase headlong into the “Saucerful of Secrets” swamp.

I keep waiting for a flash of brilliance as the synapses flame out, but I don’t think you’ve got an “Astronomy Domine” in you.

Penske_Account · 08-24-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You’re like an unholy right wing fanatical chat board version of Syd Barrett. The infrastructure of the mind is crumbling under the weight of insomnia, devolving your product into the chat board equivalent of ditties about imaginary planets and odes to bicycles. I’d say you’re sliding from your “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” phase headlong into the “Saucerful of Secrets” swamp.

I keep waiting for a flash of brilliance as the synapses flame out, but I don’t think you’ve got an “Astronomy Domine” in you.

Atta's flown into the Towers
Leaving just a tragedy
Gaping wound in the nation's psyche
Billy what else did your legacy do for us?
Billy, what'd'ja leave behind for us?!?
All in all it was just a brick in the Gorelick wall.
All in all it was all just bricks in the Gorelick wall.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-24-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Atta's flown into the Towers
Leaving just a tragedy
Gaping wound in the nation's psyche
Billy what else did your legacy do for us?
Billy, what'd'ja leave behind for us?!?
All in all it was just a brick in the Gorelick wall.
All in all it was all just bricks in the Gorelick wall.

I apologize to the board for this.

Hank Chinaski · 08-24-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I apologize to the board for this.

The sex addict is in White House
The sex addict is in White House
selling missile secrets and futures options and graft
Got to keep the benjies on the path

The sex addict cums in the sink
The sex addict cums in the sink
The papers prove his crimes, nails him to the floor
And every day Vince Foster admits more

And if Sadamm kicks inspectors out too soon
And if al queda's in Afghanistan
And if our ships explode with dark forboding booms
We'll not see another Dem admin anytime soon

The sex addict gets partial head
The sex addict gets partial head
You soil the dress and make a stain
You lie until there's DNA
You define a word
And throw out integrity
There’s someone getting head but it’s not me.

And if the embassy bombs, thunder in our ears
You build a wall over which no one seems to hear
And if your aides rob the archives rooms
We’ll not see another Dem admin anytime soon

Replaced_Texan · 08-24-2005, 11:02 AM

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)

Not Bob · 08-24-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
Funny.

Yet more proof that nononono is Not Me. Also, Not Me used to mention her implants regularly. We've heard nothing from nononono on implants, and I don't even think that she has used the expression "hoo-ha" to refer to her, well, hoo-ha.

Clearly, this misdirection is a clever ruse to hide the fact that she is a Not Me sock. QED.