Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Penske 5:18


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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Great basketball player..... Did you want me to comment on something specific?

TM
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You could tell us the story about the time he double dribbled on you while going to the rim, but putting that out there in public might hurt your chances with Halle. NTTAWWT.

Ollie 5:20


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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm on my way as soon as I power down the beast.
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Now there's a euphamism for masturbation I'd never heard before.

Y'all might wanna stay away from Wonk's office for a few minutes.

Thurgreed 5:22


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Originally posted by LessinSF
Why am I explaining jokes with cultural references outside her ken to Paigow? It's like trying to explain why the sky is blue to a 7-year old. One feels a moral obligation to not deceive the child that rainbows are "magic" or something, but you know that there is no way to get the child to understand the electromagnetic spectrum and how light refracts at different angles based upon its wavelength. Meanwhile, the child is so pleased with herself that she simply understood the obvious "passover" reference "as passed over," which is clever for the child, that maybe I should just smile and say "yeah, that's good."
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All I can say after this is...



















Poor DTB.

TM

Thurgreed 5:25



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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Must be nice to be A Jew so you can get LFM's Bilmores.
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Is this a defined term in the wacked out definitions section of your strained little brain? If so, can you share said definition with the rest of the class?

TM

dtb 5:30


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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
All I can say after this is...

Poor DTB.

TM
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I don't want your sympathy [sob].


At least I can admit it -- isn't that the first step? (Not that thick-headedness is something that can be overcome; but perhaps it's a contributing factor to my ability to do perfect headstands in yoga class, so it's not all bad.)

Originally posted by thurgreedmarshall
Thurgreed 4:36


So, I'm talking to someone who is 24 today. She was telling me how some dork said, "Word on the street is..." before giving her the latest gossip. And I said, "Yeah, if you don't say it in a I'm not taking myself seriously way, you just sound like Huggy Bear."

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"Is he a Care Bear?"

Damn.

How do you confuse




with



TM

NotFromHere 5:32


She obviously doesn't watch Trojan or Raider football.

Str8 5:35


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Originally posted by leagleaze
Hmm. Ok, lets do a poetry/lyrics contest. It must be FB related in some way or another.


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Ok, but I vote that our next contest be FB Survivor. Divide 16 prominent posters into two tribes (not saying I deserve to be in there, I'd be happy to watch). Immunity challenges would be easy enough - pick and choose from various Yahoo games or something. Losing team goes to tribal council to vote someone off. Would take PM-ing to a whole new level.

Thurgreed 5:36


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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Yes. It is a pity that so few will see your Chocolate Eruption.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I want so badly to bring this back around to our discussion of what to call people who are black....
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Daryl Dawkins would suggest "Chocolate Thunder," but I'm guessing that would come after the Eruption.

TM

Str8 5:39



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Originally posted by LessinSF
Sort of, but with far more subtlety. The four questions at the Passover seder all stem from one question - "Why is this night different from all other nights?" Thus, LFM was jibing me by saying how would my Ahnold costume be different from my behavior any other night.

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As some of y'all know, I met my soon-to-be-wife as contestants on the game show "Greed." We were sitting side by side at the rules briefing, and they kept talking about the first four questions (for which different rules applied vs. all subsequent questions). After the 20th "Four Questions" reference, I leaned over to her, not knowing whether or not she was jewish, and said, sotto voce, "mah nishta nah halileh hazeh," which is the start of each of the "Four Questions." She cracked up, and now it's 8 days to tomato-basil soup.

Str8 5:46


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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I would argue that a high number of sacks is usually the fault of the offensive line and most likely the receivers who might not be capable of getting open.


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Unless you're talking about Rob Johnson. God I hate that he started the Music City Miracle game. Bills would have won it all that year with Flutie.


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Thurgreed 5:48


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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body, baby.
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That would explain the Mr.

Oh shit. That was cold.

TM

Penske 5:48

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As some of y'all know, I met my soon-to-be-wife as contestants on the game show "Greed."
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That was YOU?!??!?!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slavenomore 5:51


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paigowprincess
this is grossly unjust. Most of the mods and admins hate me. I just hope there is no tie.
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Not true, pookie.

Str8 5:54

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Originally posted by thurgreedmarshall
Thurgreed 4:36




She says...


How do you confuse


http://gilles.q.free.fr/huggy.jpg

with

http://www.julieluv.com/art/carebear..._bear_0001.jpg

TM

Of course, you know that the new Huggy Bear is:

[img] http:/...[/img]


And he's starring with the new Starsky and Hutch:

Shape Shifter 5:55


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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
now it's 8 days to tomato-basil soup.
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I can't believe you went with the tomato-basil. People were just fucking with you, man. Your marriage is doomed. Call it off.