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07-14-2004, 05:14 PM
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#256
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A friend of mine in New Orleans tells this awesome story about how a big group of her friends got together and found awesome spots for Mardi Gras on ladders (??? I've never been so I am unclear what this means) but none of them wanted to have to stand in line for the porta potties so they all wore adult diapers. Apparently, the first to let loose ended up going more than the diaper could hold and all over herself. She didn't change, however. Gross. They were totally wasted.
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I knew people in college who used to throw "Depends parties". Yes, it was as disgusting as you might think.
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07-14-2004, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
N.B. I am about to poke out my other eye, so I may not be able to see and therefore post for a few days.
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I was unaware that the effects of poking out one's eyes only lasts a few days.
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07-14-2004, 05:18 PM
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#258
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Depends. Is this guy nubile or not?
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Who cares? Can I order one and have him delivered to Boston?
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07-14-2004, 05:20 PM
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#259
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Who cares? Can I order one and have him delivered to Boston?
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Personally, I find him a bit muscley and am not so into athletes. It's totally possible he has a "gut" under that shirt, too.
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07-14-2004, 05:21 PM
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#260
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Who cares? Can I order one and have him delivered to Boston?
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If you're ordering pitchers up, how about this one instead?
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07-14-2004, 05:21 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was unaware that the effects of poking out one's eyes only lasts a few days.
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I think he's a bit optimistic on how quickly he'll pick up and learn to type in braile. but he might be a quick study. I wonder what my voice will sound like if he gets himself a program to change posted words into sound. maybe I'm overanalyzing though. |
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07-14-2004, 05:21 PM
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#262
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you're ordering pitchers up, how about this one instead?
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He's deformed/defective.
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07-14-2004, 05:23 PM
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#263
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you're ordering pitchers up, how about this one instead?
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Ahh, no. Mullets are a definite turn off for me. I'll see if the Red Sox are interested. They seem to be having a collective "Bad Hair" season so a mullet will fit right in.
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07-14-2004, 05:25 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
While I certainly don't have abs like Brad Pitt in "Fight Club", my shit doesn't hang like that pic, even when, as you say, "Im relaxed and not sucking in." That dude has a gut.
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You spent way more time looking at that pic than I did. NTTAWWT.
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07-14-2004, 05:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You spent way more time looking at that pic than I did. NTTAWWT.
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Hey, the poor guy just wants to get a handle on what I find attractive and modify himself accordingly, in case I ever come to Pittsburg and look him up. Cut him a break.
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07-14-2004, 05:30 PM
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#266
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Who cares? Can I order one and have him delivered to Boston?
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I think he lives in NYC, so just drive south a bit.
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07-14-2004, 05:32 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was unaware that the effects of poking out one's eyes only lasts a few days.
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My brother likes to point out that, in a failed attempt to do him in, I poked him in the eye with a toothpick when he was six weeks old. I was 20 months old. I didn't poke the eye out, but my mother said there was a lot of blood. And screaming, though I think some of the screaming was hers.
After the incident (though it's unclear how soon after, as my brother's ability to vocalize nuances at that point was fairly limited), his vision was fine.
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07-14-2004, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Personally, I find him a bit muscley and am not so into athletes. It's totally possible he has a "gut" under that shirt, too.
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No.
Dammit. Pic doesn't work. linkage
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07-14-2004, 05:40 PM
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#269
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Hanky Skirt
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, the poor guy just wants to get a handle on what I find attractive and modify himself accordingly, in case I ever come to Pittsburg and look him up. Cut him a break.
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Hey, I know Pittsburg and Philadelphia both start with a "P",but...
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07-14-2004, 05:41 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
2, though I frequently experience that kind of communications entropy with Hank's posts. To his credit, he's usually very good about explaining them to me if I ask.
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Fuck Ty, most of the ones you don't get are movie references. You don't ever recognize Godfather quotes. But rather than fight, lets see if we can agree on something.
Would you agree that you always understand nfh's posts? Of course, I mean this limited as to the substance.
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