Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Have you lost all ability to detect sarcasm, or do you have reason to believe I'm delusional?

And shut the fuck up about it already, for god's sake. I'm in it now.

Oh. Sorry. I thought the hormones might have made you wacko . . .

I don't think I should ever travel with ncs or any of the other people who carry on. I read and have a bottle of water or something while I wait for the luggage.

ETA maybe I will send you the cleavage sweater I'm wearing today. So that you can gather the rosebuds, or whatever that line is.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
From gettnig fake tits.

I think if you get motherjumping huge implants that fill up all the available space, you don't have the anchor scars. If you just get a post-pregnancy lift, you get anchor scars.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not ready for a Little Lord Holden Dangerfield. Please. Don't do this to me.

Jesus, you think I'm ready? My liver couldn't handle that shit. When I do it, I want daughters. I'd have to get seriously involved with a son. Which would require me to join a golf course to create a "third place" to escape to. I don't like golf too much.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I decided to view a few sites which offered shots of nude pregnant women...... If you don't breastfeed, do those huge breasts stay that way? Because those look kind of cool...

Sites like that exist? As in recreational sites? I'll be damned. And, no, they pretty much return to normal after about a week or two if you don't breastfeed. But if you do nurse, they typically get even bigger - the pornoboob look. I took some pics* of mine last time for posterity and I still can't believe the size.

-T(back to my caffeinated Diet Coke now)L

*No.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
From gettnig fake tits.

In 1983. They do them through the armpit and belly button these days. Only a hack goes through the nipple or underneath.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I carry on. I bring my roller-board suitcase and my purse. My purse (containing the crucial iPod and headphones) goes under my seat. My suitcase in the bin. I never need more room than is available in the carry-on size of suitcase. If I'm going somewhere for a long time, I just make sure to bring only slutty little clothes in order to make room. And I have allowed space in my luggage to dictate how many pairs or shoes to bring.

I have no patience for waiting for luggage. After sitting on a plane for hours, that is the last thing I am willing to do. Just get me the fuck where I am trying to go.

I'm too indecisive to pack that lightly, although I think I'm a pretty light packer. I find that when I go on vacation I wear the same 3 things all the time anyway; it's just that I can't figure out what those 3 things are going to be before I get there.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I do the waiting until the last minute to board thing also. My carryon is an attractive but small leather tote that fits under the seat in front of me.

How many donuts does it hold?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no patience for waiting for luggage. After sitting on a plane for hours, that is the last thing I am willing to do. Just get me the fuck where I am trying to go.

Then check out these guys. They'll pick up your bags at your house, get 'em through TSA, onto the plane, and then will pick them up and take them to your hotel/house in the destination city.

Only thing that sucks about them is their service area. It's a startup, so they're still trying to build out the network -- at the moment, it's mostly West Coast and vacation destinations like Hawaii. But if I'm using an airline that is covered, I plan to try them.

Gattigap

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just kissed my dick.

Watch a childbirth, and you'll want to marry it.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you fit all your stuff in one bag, then? Because people who carry on more than they should and fuck over everybody else suck.

I carry on only what I can't do without, what it would be a huge PIA to replace, and what I might want immediately (you know, a fresh bra, panties, and shirt, a toothbrush and my favorite face lotion, my sound soother thing from sharper image (can't travel without it), and if I'm bringing one on the trip at all, a bathing suit, because you can never find one you like when you don't have one). It all has to fit in one bag that goes in the overhead without my having to shove everyone else's shit out of the way and then struggling to shut the compartment door. If I'm flying for a wedding or something where my attire is very specific, I try to carry it on if I can -- fold the dress in tissue and plastic and hope for the best.

Otherwise, I don't like the hassle of having all that carry-on shit with me in the terminal, and I like to be a decent citizen on the plane and not take more than my share of storage space. I'm building up good karma, which I'm definitely going to need for future plane travel.

The preggo caffeine debate was not boring. What is in your carry-on? Boring. I hope we are nto all going to post what is in our essential overnighters all day.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by TexLex
Sites like that exist? As in recreational sites? I'll be damned.

Not as popular as goat sex, Hungarian anorexic beauty pageants or sites devoted strictly to home sex films of women named Eunice, but yes... pregnant pics can be found on line. Go figure...

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In 1983. They do them through the armpit and belly button these days. Only a hack goes through the nipple or underneath.

*sigh*

http://www.plasticsurgery.org/public.../Mastopexy.cfm

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, gee, that'll be a lifestyle change. [Eyeroll.]

(No, I haven't said.)

Couldnt one hazard a guess from the lack of a discernible waistline and the sonogram post?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The preggo caffeine debate was not boring. What is in your carry-on? Boring. I hope we are nto all going to post what is in our essential overnighters all day.

I have an ex-boyfriend who once packed pot in his checked luggage when we were flying to Miami, and they lost his bag. It took 3 days for them to get the bag to us at the Ft. Myers airport. He was very nervous, but it arrived safely. But he learned his lesson, smart boy that he is. The following year, when he came back from Asia, he carried on the $14,000 in gambllng winnings that he did not want to declare.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I do the waiting until the last minute to board thing also. My carryon is an attractive but small leather tote that fits under the seat in front of me.

Yeah. I usually check bags, too.

But karma apparently was Not Working one day. The one time I decide to bring a bag on board that won't fit under the seat in front of me, I was sitting in the front of the plane in the zone that boards last (on a Continental flight into Newark, IIRC), and the Traveling Hanks had already taken up all of the overheard space. I had to gate check the bag, and -- unlike the other times I've seen people gate check, I actually had to go to baggage claim to get the bag (instead of getting it at the arrival gate like they ususally do).

Fucking lawyer sitting in the back of the place had left his two bags above my seat so that he didn't have to carry his laptop and his garment bag those 20 rows.

Bastard. I'm pissed again just thinking about it.