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07-07-2005, 05:10 PM
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#256
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, now that I scrutinize it, your avatar looks much tanner in certain places ...
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I am the queen of self-tanner as contour. Ask Thurgreed about my deftly contoured orange hands. |
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07-07-2005, 05:13 PM
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#257
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
How swollen are they these days? In my experience there's a point where the happy-preggo-boob-growth thing reaches a, well, tip-over point, so to speak.
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They are still no match for your man-tits. |
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07-07-2005, 05:15 PM
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#258
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
(Do I need an emoticon to show you that this is a joke?)
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I don't think anyone should be using emoticons after what happened today.
[Right back atcha.]
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07-07-2005, 05:18 PM
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#259
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't think anyone should be using emoticons after what happened today.
[Right back atcha.]
TM
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I agree. 
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-07-2005, 05:21 PM
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#260
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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unprepared k-race winner
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't think anyone should be using emoticons after what happened today.
[Right back atcha.]
TM
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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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07-07-2005, 05:23 PM
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#261
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Watch Out, mmmmmmmmm
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Alright, I'm not sure I remember correctly who was happy/proud to discuss the use of a neighbor's wifi signal instead of purchasing his own (I'm thinking mmmmm, but it could have been Coltrane?), but they are now starting to prosecute. Heads up!
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That was me; when I'm out and about I've occasionally used others' networks; my home network is my own because I need something I can rely on. I wouldn't use an open network with important stuff with a VPN set-up; I tunnel every connection through VPN now and it works great without too much concern about privacy.
The illegality is questionable, at best. There are simple, standard and free ways to set up wireless networks in ways that they are inaccessible without, essentially, breaking in. There are also numerous open public wireless networks that allow anyone passing by or in a coffee shop (for example) to have access. I'm skeptical that there are appropriate statutes addressing wifi networks that make it possible to get passed the "that access was not unauthorized" issue if they just prosecute under traditional hacking laws, at least for normal, everyday use of open networks. That ethicist guy in the NYTimes Magazine had a thing about this recently, I think.
Which reminds me, I need to get some new warchalking chalk!
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07-07-2005, 05:24 PM
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#262
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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In Soviet Union, lightbulbs screw you!
How was the baseball game? |
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07-07-2005, 05:30 PM
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#263
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Religious Nuts
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did anyone consider telling her to ship her little butterball off to another camp?
Turn the fucking channel, asshole.
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Str8's brother is out there taking risks and innovating and he doesn't want to turn away revenue. He also knows that dealing with crazy parents is like trying to get rid of moles. Wack one, another one pops up in another hole.
(or so I'm led to believe) |
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07-07-2005, 05:31 PM
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#264
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by Not Bob
In Soviet Union, lightbulbs screw you!
How was the baseball game?
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What baseball game? (I'm taking the liberty of answering on SS's behalf.) |
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07-07-2005, 05:32 PM
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#265
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by dtb
What baseball game? (I'm taking the liberty of answering on SS's behalf.)
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the "baseball game." with the "IT chick." |
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07-07-2005, 05:35 PM
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#266
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by Not Bob
In Soviet Union, lightbulbs screw you!
How was the baseball game?
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No home runs, a few errors, some interesting tactical moves, and a stiff elbow.
For the amount of money I spent on beer and margaritas, the Astros should be able to make some good late season acquisitions.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-07-2005, 05:36 PM
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#267
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No home runs, a few errors, some interesting tactical moves, and a stiff elbow.
For the amount of money I spent on beer and margaritas, the Astros should be able to make some good late season acquisitions.
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How was the IT chick?
(I really want dtb's answer to this one.) |
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07-07-2005, 05:38 PM
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#268
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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End it! End it now!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How does this happen? I mean, I know he was a head case even when he was #1, but how do you go from being the best in the world to completely sucking ass?
It was clear that Tiger got into his head when Duval started working out like crazy to keep up. Did he just completely fuck up his swing during this period only to have it be lost forever? I know the swing is a delicate thing, but damn.
I never liked the guy. He had the absolute worst fist pump (even for a golfer). And the shades have to go. But I feel bad for him now. Poor pinkus.
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He'll land on his feet. Johnny Miller (former #1 then something just happened to his game) has got to be getting ready to retire.
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07-07-2005, 05:39 PM
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#269
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
How was the IT chick?
(I really want dtb's answer to this one.)
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Follow along, Smarmy. I am the IT girl. |
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07-07-2005, 05:41 PM
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#270
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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End it! End it now!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He'll land on his feet. Johnny Miller (former #1 then something just happened to his game) has got to be getting ready to retire.
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David Duval is socially awkward though. And not mean and nasty like Johnny Miller (as far as I can gather, and that's only because it would be hard to be as mean and nasty as mean and nasty Johnny Miller). So I don't think that's an option. |
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