GO ABBA GO!!!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That may be the very best thing I've heard all day.

The best thing I heard all day was that there were cupcakes in the kitchen.

Happy Birthday, all you employees born in September and October! Happy Birthday to you.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Good stuff. In Pennsylvania they make you sign a waiver that you'll indemnify the liquor store if anyone goes blind or dies from drinking the stuff.

I always heard that was a myth.

God knows, we never signed one.

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I like that they have captioned him "Princess Diana's son."

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
According to our Tawainese clients, he's the Michael Jordan of Taiwan.

Last night, he was the Michael Jordan of the Chicago White Sox

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
He was like Michael Jordan during the Birmingham Barons period.

w.p., p!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I always heard that was a myth.

I thought so too, until I was given straight "A"s second semester freshman year after my roommate committed suicide.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I always heard that was a myth.

God knows, we never signed one.

It's true. I signed many. They made you sign an individual one for each bottle. The bottles were these thin flasklike things and there were a whole bunch in a case. Pain in the ass.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's true. I signed many. They made you sign an individual one for each bottle. The bottles were these thin flasklike things and there were a whole bunch in a case. Pain in the ass.

but if you're not 18 yet it wouldn't be an effective waiver, right?

your Lincoln quote, was from after the failed Senate race, or at some low point during the war?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought so too, until I was given straight "A"s second semester freshman year after my roommate committed suicide.

My sister was hospitalized for having sex with a frozen hot dog.
I won't go into details.

Oh, I already did. Shit.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but if you're not 18 yet it wouldn't be an effective waiver, right?

I was 21. I signed the waivers. But yes, that thing couldn't possibly hold up. I mean, they were selling me cases of grain alcohol. How in the hell can anyone absolve himself of that liability?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but if you're not 18 yet it wouldn't be an effective waiver, right?

your Lincoln quote, was from after the failed Senate race, or at some low point during the war?

The State (1993). I believe it was one of the "Captain Monterey Jack" skits. But I could be wrong.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
they were selling me cases of grain alcohol.

uh, they were doing that when they sold coltrane his pony keg of busch light, too.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
uh, they were doing that when they sold coltrane his pony keg of busch light, too.

When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had pony kegs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
uh, they were doing that when they sold coltrane his pony keg of busch light, too.

SKIP.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
SKIP.

I 100% approve of this edit. I assume that the frappuchino you had to counter your grand marnier yogo-shakes finally kicked in.