Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Our aristocracy has high standards, apparently.

All things being equal then, I think I'd rather play with the proles.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
eta: Do you know where I could get som (sic) ultra pure medical grade coke? Cause there's this rich, ugly guy I know who's looking to score some...

Let's cut out the middlewoman.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oscar seems to have moved on. *sigh* I do have a nice, new street, curb, sidewalk and driveway, so the relationship wasn't a total bust.

As a substitute, may I offer you Carlos the Guatemalan? The only catch is that you'll have to come to Boston to retrieve him. He will be delighted to take you out for Mexican food.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
All things being equal then, I think I'd rather play with the proles.

See you on the soup line.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
FYI, I am not now, nor have I ever been NFH.

so you are from here?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by catrin_darcy
That depends on what you mean by "successful."

cd


eta: damn, gwink beat me to it.

You disappear forever and thenshow up for this? And even then you get beat out? Day late and a dollar short, dear.

But welcome back.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
If the people in the marriage consider it a success, then sure.

I'm just saying.

What day of the week is it?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Forgive my "wonking", but this must be the "progressive" in "progressive Catholic".

If you feel the need to apologize, you are not wonking. Never admit, never apologize. And if the response is within 24 hours of the post, it's not wonking anyway.

Tax(I invented this)wonk

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I got my first ride in a mini cooper last night. WEre it not for the fact that it has no place to hide my saddle in a trunk when I park it places, I'd be all over it. It's not that tight inside, considering the small exterior. I now have mini lust.

I told you they were cool. Although, now that Wonk Monster is getting begger, it's all to painfully apparent they don't make good mom cars.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can't stick my fist in my mouth either. I haven't really encountered capacity issues in the past and I think I have the gag reflex pretty much under control, but I'm not sure that I give very good blow-jobs, even though I did study Thurgreed's handy guide. What's the correlation between fist-fist-in-the-mouth ability and quality of blowjob?

Look. We've been over this before and apparently, the power point presentation simply isn't an adequate teaching tool. Next time I'm in town, I seriously suggest you take me up on that offer of dinner and a free tutorial.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
So, for those of you with kids, and for those of you who were once kids (I know this is most of you, but I have my doubts about Slave...), do your kids' friends call you by your first name, or [Mr.][Mrs.][Ms.] + surname (and for those of you sans offspring -- do you prefer/insist that children address you by your first name, or the title-surname combo)?

I ask because most of my kids' friends call me either by my first name, or "Augustin**'s mom", but lately, I have found that people introduce me to their children as Mrs.dtb -- I'm afraid it's because of my wrinkles and saggy boobs. Am I being paranoid?





**A pseudonym.

Nope, you're not being paranoid. My kids' friend call me Tax. Time for that lift, dear.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Actually, it was her "unfaithful husband/prison for life" slam of sunny that won me over. As a married guy, I like to have my FB shindig hook-ups with chicks who don't think of me as a capital felon. My standards are just too high.

For what it's worth, NB, I'm with you all the way on this.

[Dave]

What do you do when someone steals your digital camera loaded with closeups of a cat's ass? Why, you write an open letter about it, of course

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well sorta, i think he should rot away in hell cause he's a shmuck and deserves to get fucked up the a$$ for the rest of his life.

Sunny, you have to admit that BnB, Lester, TM et al have a point. The prison system is really too full already to start putting cheating husbands in jail for life and the cost would be horrendous. Legalizing Bobbitization is a much more efficient solution. If you have strong jaw muscles, you don't need a knife.

[Adder]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Don't ever buy a Saab, ever.

Well, duh.