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10-05-2006, 12:58 PM
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#2686
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Football rule
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Originally posted by dtb
I know this will come as a shock to everyone, but I, too, pay someone to clean up after me.
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2. I have discovered that once every two weeks is too often, though, especially if you don't have pets.
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10-05-2006, 12:58 PM
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#2687
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New phone
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Off my corner, or whatever.
I think this is what I ordered:
Is it going to suck?
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You can make out with us if you'd like.
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10-05-2006, 01:01 PM
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#2688
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Anna Nicole
I'm sure we're all fascinated with Thurgreed's new purchase, and by the way, the auto-tracheotomy feature has been around since Mrs. Cleaver, but thank's for noticing.
Now back to why we're here.
Anna's fake wedding to her lapdog, Howard K. It's obvious she had to do her own makeup and purchased her eyelashes at the Halloween store.
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After guests toasted the couple with champagne and apple cider, the pair celebrated in their own special way – with some fresh Kentucky Fried Chicken, ferried to the wedding party by sailboat.
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10-05-2006, 01:03 PM
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#2689
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. I have discovered that once every two weeks is too often, though, especially if you don't have pets.
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Once every two weeks is too often?!?
Do you do science experiments with what must grow in your bathroom by the end of the two weeks? |
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10-05-2006, 01:05 PM
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#2690
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Anna Nicole
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm sure we're all fascinated with Thurgreed's new purchase, and by the way, the auto-tracheotomy feature has been around since Mrs. Cleaver, but thank's for noticing.
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Da-yum. Burn on Thurgreed's vacuum.
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10-05-2006, 01:07 PM
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#2691
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Originally posted by dtb
Once every two weeks is too often?!?
Do you do science experiments with what must grow in your bathroom by the end of the two weeks?
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That's not the only time the place is cleaned, which is why it's too often. The wife and I clean in b/w cleanings. Just not as thoroughly as the Polish lady.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2006, 01:09 PM
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#2692
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
the Polish lady.
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verb or adjective?
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10-05-2006, 01:10 PM
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#2693
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. I have discovered that once every two weeks is too often, though, especially if you don't have pets.
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Why do you pay someone to clean? I thought you were married.
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10-05-2006, 01:12 PM
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#2694
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why do you pay someone to clean? I thought you were married.
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I have to cook a meal once a month, too. Fucking women's lib.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2006, 01:13 PM
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#2695
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why do you pay someone to clean? I thought you were married.
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Don't you understand? Certain wives do not clean, they pay for someone to do so. |
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10-05-2006, 01:13 PM
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#2696
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not the only time the place is cleaned, which is why it's too often. The wife and I clean in b/w cleanings. Just not as thoroughly as the Polish lady.
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Once a week is good for me, because I have a long-haired cat and a stinky boyfriend, and, aside from running the dishwasher now and then and cleaning the litter box, I do no housework whatsoever. She should probably come 2x a week, come to think of it. |
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10-05-2006, 01:18 PM
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#2697
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Football rule
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Once a week is good for me, because I have a long-haired cat and a stinky boyfriend, and, aside from running the dishwasher now and then and cleaning the litter box, I do no housework whatsoever. She should probably come 2x a week, come to think of it.
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The wife is a cleaning machine, which is why 2x/month is too much.
Apparently I use towels longer than I'm supposed to.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2006, 01:19 PM
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Maple flavored hot beverages
Which reminds me, they were giving away Maple lattes today at Starbucks. It was interesting but odd to have maple flavoring on anything that's not a pancake.
And I just got this in my e-mail.
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Please be advised that there will be a large anti-war rally, demonstration and march on Thursday, October 5th in San Francisco. The march begins at approximately 12 noon from Justin Herman Plaza, and is expected to go west on Market Street to the Civic Center, looping back and reuniting at Justin Herman Plaza for an overnight stay. Protestors are scheduled to depart Justin Herman Plaza Friday morning, October 6th.
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Overnight stay? Are they protesting in a hotel? Sleeping on the street?
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10-05-2006, 01:19 PM
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#2699
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Football rule
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The wife is a cleaning machine, which is why 2x/month is too much.
Apparently I use towels longer than I'm supposed to.
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You are a lucky man, Coltrane. |
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10-05-2006, 01:23 PM
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#2700
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Football rule
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are a lucky man, Coltrane.
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Agreed.
I can handle it when something isn't 100% clean. I'm a guy. We're good at wallowing in our own filth for a few days. I miss my filth [sniff].
Filth flarn filth.
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