Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's gonna make a great future ex-Mrs. Coltrane.

did anyohe else understnd this?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You just don't like being placed at the same level of boringness as the reality TV watchers.

Sub in "posters" for "watchers", and you've got it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You just don't like being placed at the same level of boringness as the reality TV watchers.

We're all really fucking boring.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
Sub in "posters" for "watchers", and you've got it.

No no. I like the posters.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
anyohe

Is this pronounced like Quixote?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Unless of course you would like to post a new picture of a big breasted woman in a bikini top.

This sounds like an anxious 7th grade boy unable to cop the latest issue of Playboy. Can't folks just buy one of those pin-up calendars you see at auto-parts stores?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anne

I did not realize you were a spinster. How many of us does that make now? We got me, Replaced Texan, ltl, RP, barely, fugee, sparklehorse (?) and we will have sequels in about a year if she ever starts posting here. Am I missing anyone? How many manspinsers do we have? The only possible ones are Shape Shifter and I dont have all his facts, and the FBA assuming the guy is in his thirties. What conclusions can we draw?

1) Prespinsters are more likely to enter the law than premanspinsters
2) men will marry anythinhg while a spinster has socioeconomic consideratinos
3) the law makes you a spinster (ie office ass, hideous glasses, procilvity to use big annoying words)
4) spinsters tend to procrasticate, so instead of gettin gout there and reading the rules and how to land a man by the time you are forty and/or doing your job, you are posting here.
5) prespinsters are foolishly careeroriented yet lack the foresight to realize that they are going to be alone and in a job they hate rather than married and having children and in a parttime job they hate

Less and Slave (the Bert & Ernie of daytime porn TV) don't count as manspinsters?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We're all really fucking boring.

It's because Sebby isn't here today. We need him around to be our straight man.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Less and Slave (the Bert & Ernie of daytime porn TV) don't count as manspinsters?

FUnny, I completley forgot about them. they are manspinsters

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Less and Slave (the Bert & Ernie of daytime porn TV) don't count as manspinsters?

I am pretty sure those two type their posts with one finger on their keyboards and one finger on their crotch. I would say hand on their crotch, but it is Less and Slave we are talking about, KWIM?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


cell phone pictures (spree: I did not see nudity, but I did see a lot of snug-fitting tops and thongs.)

eta that I lied above. Well I didn't actually lie. I didn't see the nudity until someone informed me that nudity actually exists here. Go figure, a website with nudity. Anway, if you're actually looking for, or looking to avoid the nudity, the magic button is "All-time most viewed."

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
FUnny, I completley forgot about [Bert and Ernie]. they are manspinsters

So was J.C. I guess that keeps us in good company.

[SlaveNoMore]

Not Me
I am pretty sure those two type their posts with one finger on their keyboards and one finger on their crotch. I would say hand on their crotch, but it is Less and Slave we are talking about, KWIM?

Patentgreedy always knows how to make me laugh. KWIS

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So was J.C. I guess that keeps us in good company.

Yeah, but they killed him off at thirty three.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So was J.C. I guess that keeps us in good company.

If you mean the JC, as in JHC, he died at 33, so didn't have to worry about being old and alone and transferring his assets to his family members at least 3 years before he has to go into the nursing home.

I think dying before 40, particularly if you are a man, retroactively removes the spinster stigma.