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02-02-2005, 02:20 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There's a giant scissor fight, and we're not invited.
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Pillow fight in our underwear. It was hot.
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02-02-2005, 02:21 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by cheese grits
You don't like the Kit Kat?
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Its South Park meets Mr. Sparkle.*
* Perhaps the best Simpsons ever. "Hey there, fishbulb!"
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02-02-2005, 02:22 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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The Zoloft Defense
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Apropos of probably something...
CHARLESTON, S.C. - A teenager who shot and killed his grandparents as they slept is "a shy, decent boy" who was led to kill by the antidepressant Zoloft, his attorney said as the boy went on trial.
Pittman, who had threatened suicide, was put on Zoloft three weeks before the slayings, and his dose was doubled just two days earlier.
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Of course, he was crazy 'cause he was on drugs, not vice versa.
Reminds me of a story a friend of mine tells. The friend is a social worker working with the mentally ill homeless for the G (no, he's not one of those do-gooders you want to smack in the mouth), and one day this really, really famous psychiatrist conducted a visit to one of the facilities my friend supervised. They were walking along from padded room to padded room, with the attending shrinks & SWs briefing the guy on the condition of each person under care and soliciting his brilliant and famous counsel & advice, which by all appearances bored him silly, when they came to the cell of a guy who sat cross-legged on the floor in his straight jacket, grinning maniacally, rocking back and forth and glaring at the peep-hole (apparently he'd been doing this without sleeping for more than a week). Dr. Famous asked "and what, do you think, is this man's condition?" and the various docs started stuttering and stammering "um, late-emerging schitzophrenia" "dissassociative personality disorder" etc., etc., obviously having no clue.
Finally, they looked at Dr. Famous and said "what do YOU think is wrong with him?" Dr. Famous turned his back to the group, put his hands behind his back and rocked on his heels thinking for a minute, and then said "This man is very very crazy indeed. We should give him drugs," and walked on.
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02-02-2005, 02:26 PM
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Apprentice
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So I saw the two episodes and may I jsut say that that Bloated Slave guy was really freaking me out. I mean, he looked, sounded and acted just like Slave if Slave were bloated and had a milder accent and he seemed to have the same psychological issues. If he ddint get fired, I couldnt watch. Though I would recommend Slave tune into Bloated Slave so he can get a third eye view of the man in the mirror.
and is it me, or does carolyn suddenly look really attractive (when her hair isnt all corporated out) I cant figure what it is except maybe that her hair is a little longer.
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02-02-2005, 02:30 PM
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#2705
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Pillow fight in our underwear. It was hot.
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Your mom puts pillows in your underwear? How do you sit?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-02-2005, 02:36 PM
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its South Park meets Mr. Sparkle.*
* Perhaps the best Simpsons ever. "Hey there, fishbulb!"
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I don't understand your point, but can note that it's good to wake up in a world where I can eat a Kit Kat and watch Nancy Grace TIVO'd on my Plasma TV.
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02-02-2005, 02:44 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by cheese grits
I don't understand your point, but can note that it's good to wake up in a world where I can eat a Kit Kat and watch Nancy Grace TIVO'd on my Plasma TV.
cheese grits
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I've currently got a thing for Kristan Cunningham of HGTV's Design on a Dime. Perky! Sometimes I dream about having a 3way with her and the show's Summer Baltzer.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-02-2005, 02:46 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Bringing it all together
Bill Simmons, on having the Super Bowl in Jacksonville:
"If one of the Wayans brothers is starring your movie, you're probably not winning an Oscar. If you're having drinks with a female and they casually mention, 'Yeah, I've done some exotic dancing,' you're probably not introducing her to Mom. And if you're having the Super Bowl in Jacksonville, it's probably going to be a bigger disaster than 'Alexander' and the Chyna/X-Pac sex video combined."
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02-02-2005, 02:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've currently got a thing for Kristan Cunningham of HGTV's Design on a Dime. Perky! Sometimes I dream about having a 3way with her and the show's Summer Baltzer.
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I still can't get over Giada De Laurentiis' giant head on Everyday Italian...
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Giada+De+Laurentiis/v=2/SID=e/TID=I015_79/l=IVS/SIG=11lss0s56/EXP=1107456646/*-http%3A//www.fuwalda.com/giada3.jpg[/IMG]
Gotta be the camera angle.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-02-2005, 02:54 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've currently got a thing for Kristan Cunningham of HGTV's Design on a Dime. Perky! Sometimes I dream about having a 3way with her and the show's Summer Baltzer.
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Summer I can see, but Kristan is a bit frumpy for my taste. Still, a 3-way is a three way, so I would at least have to consider it.
ETA: better fantasy TLC-based 3-way - Paige Davis and Genevieve Gorder.
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02-02-2005, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still can't get over Giada De Laurentiis' giant head on Everyday Italian...
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Giada+De+Laurentiis/v=2/SID=e/TID=I015_79/l=IVS/SIG=11lss0s56/EXP=1107456646/*-http%3A//www.fuwalda.com/giada3.jpg[/IMG]
Gotta be the camera angle.
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She's on the FOOD CHANNEL, not HGTV.
The voice of one of the Design on a Dime chicks annoys me so much that I won't watch shows she is on. |
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02-02-2005, 02:55 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've currently got a thing for Kristan Cunningham of HGTV's Design on a Dime. Perky! Sometimes I dream about having a 3way with her and the show's Summer Baltzer.
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Ty's sister sounds nice.
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02-02-2005, 02:58 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's on the FOOD CHANNEL, not HGTV.
The voice of one of the Design on a Dime chicks annoys me so much that I won't watch shows she is on.
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True, but she's so damn perky. I want to fuck her until we knock all the little stuffed bunnies off of her bed.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-02-2005, 02:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's on the FOOD CHANNEL, not HGTV.
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Yes, but it's right next to HGTV channel-wise, and she has a HUGE head. It's like Sputnik.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-02-2005, 03:09 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, but it's right next to HGTV channel-wise, and she has a HUGE head. It's like Sputnik.
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Happy to see you back, Stiffler.
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