Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know San Antonio and Detroit are heading for the best finals in years, but after some of the best conference finals in years? You should watch that now that soccer is done.

Did I mention that the Mets lost last night too?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
But did he spend as much time sucking dick?

That just reminded me of that great episode of "Action" where Jay Mohr gets a hummer from some male Hollywood producer in a drunken haze and freaks out about it the next morning.

That was good television. I want Clinton back in office.

[str8outavannuys]

Rolling Stone reported this week that Tim Armstrong and Travis Barker and friends are releasing a new Transplants album in June, and that Transplants, originally a "side project," will be the main focus for Armstrong and Barker.

Recommendation - use the Amazon link and buy their first CD. It's fantastic, and not just for the single whose hook you've heard on countless beauty product ads. They're also AMAZING live. I saw them open for the Foo Fighters two years ago knowing zero about them. They blew me away.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I saw them open for the Foo Fighters

This sours the rest of your recommendation(s).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I see gaggles of these fake baked, over-made up, bad blonde highlights, 5'2 chicks with these enormous d sized implants all over this town. Its gross. They look like shit. WTF is the matter with people? Is this just a Philly thing or is every town packed with these cheesy chicks?

Wow, that sounds HORRIBLE. I'm sure glad we don't have any of those around here. Your poor eyes. Maybe you should remove them for offending you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
I was talked into watching the FA Cup final by a friend of mine from the UK who supports anyone but ManU. ManU should have won, there were a few highlights, but that game demonstrated why soccer will never catch on in the US as a spectator sport. 120 minutes of a nil-nil draw and decided by the sporting equivalent of a coin toss. If I gave a shit about either team I might not have found it such a painful waste of time.

I will check the scores on the CL final but after this weekend I really couldn't give a shit.

O'Neill's leaving is most definitely not a good thing, especially since his likely replacement is Gordon Strachan, a mediocre (and currently unemployed) manager who left his last coaching job in Southampton complaining of "stress." O'Neill's heart hasn't been in the job this year, mainly I think due to his wife's illness, but he is still the best manager the club has had since Jock Stein. We are in a world of shit.

ETA: did I mention that I don't give a shit enough in the above post? Good god.

You are SO world weary! It's kind of sexy.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know San Antonio and Detroit are heading for the best finals in years, but after some of the best conference finals in years? You should watch that now that soccer is done.

Bite your tongue, soccer is not done! The MLS season is under way (Go Revs!) and we've got WC qualifiers and international friendlies to look forward to.

Are the NBA Finals worth watching? Does the arena DJ play music throughout the game? I love the college game but watching pro-basketball bores me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do they also work the cheese uniform with all the gobs of makeup and bad dyed hair and stripper outfits type shit? Thes town is packed with that gig. They all look like bad versions of Marissa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinnie.

Sadly, yes. The whole effect was a separate rating system. We slipped a couple of times and laughed out loud at them. Do yours tend to flock together? Ours gather in a corner of the bar and admire one another.

There are a lot of stereotypes out there like Marissa Tomei's character, which are based on real people. These stereotypes are fairly well skewered by the media. So why do people persist in acting like them anyway? Don't these people watch SNL, or Chappelle, or South Park or the Simpsons or any other show that rips on stereotypes and think "Shit, they're making fun of me... maybe I'm a fucking joke... I should clean up my act."

My guess is that they pay so fucking much for the crap that they don't realize how cheap they look. The rest of us are just jealous.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Rolling Stone reported this week that Tim Armstrong and Travis Barker and friends are releasing a new Transplants album in June, and that Transplants, originally a "side project," will be the main focus for Armstrong and Barker.

Recommendation - use the Amazon link and buy their first CD. It's fantastic, and not just for the single whose hook you've heard on countless beauty product ads. They're also AMAZING live. I saw them open for the Foo Fighters two years ago knowing zero about them. They blew me away.

2. I bought their album two years ago, and it's high on my rotation in my iPod. I've loved it.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed
I was talked into watching the FA Cup final by a friend of mine from the UK who supports anyone but ManU. ManU should have won, there were a few highlights, but that game demonstrated why soccer will never catch on in the US as a spectator sport. 120 minutes of a nil-nil draw and decided by the sporting equivalent of a coin toss. If I gave a shit about either team I might not have found it such a painful waste of time.

I will check the scores on the CL final but after this weekend I really couldn't give a shit.

O'Neill's leaving is most definitely not a good thing, especially since his likely replacement is Gordon Strachan, a mediocre (and currently unemployed) manager who left his last coaching job in Southampton complaining of "stress." O'Neill's heart hasn't been in the job this year, mainly I think due to his wife's illness, but he is still the best manager the club has had since Jock Stein. We are in a world of shit.

ETA: did I mention that I don't give a shit enough in the above post? Good god.

I love it when ManU loses.

When's the Scottish Cup final? I thought Strachan left Southampton for 'hip surgery'.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh. No.

I was at a bar on Sunday night ranking boob jobs with a friend of mine. We had a blast. The women strut into the bar, chest out, asking people to stare at them. We stared, then discussed in detail the relative merits of each boob job. I can't say that any of them were particularly good, but we were slumming in a cheap ass pseudo-yuppie bar because a friend of ours was playing there, so we should have known better.

I went out to dinner last night (the place was absolutely packed, which I found kind of odd for a monday, but whatever). Anyway, I noticed a *lot* of cosmetic surgery - maybe it was because we were at a sort of fancy place or maybe Monday night is plastic surgery night (egg on my face then). A lot of older women with fake boobs. Not grapefruits like sebby described, but you could tell they had fake ones. I don't really want to look like that when I get older.

I am a little hungover (on a Tuesday! how vulgar), but proud of myself for getting up at 6 am and working out. Yay for me.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Anyway, I noticed a *lot* of cosmetic surgery - maybe it was because we were at a sort of fancy place or maybe Monday night is plastic surgery night (egg on my face then).

They were celebrating Victoria Day.

Yay for you!

See you July 1.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There are a lot of stereotypes out there like Marissa Tomei's character, which are based on real people.

I am currently reading "Bergdorf Blondes" by Plum Sykes. Puke. I could not be less interested in the shit these women discuss and obsess over.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Rebook, and fly into Hartford? You're going into that fray on the friday of a long weekend? I'd get an airport shuttle, and a stack of paperbacks, and hope for the best.

Yale's standards for basic common sense clearly have fallen.

Unless you get a speeder, hyperdrive or float using the force, u r fucked.

The Merritt will be bumper-to-bumper as will 95 and Route 1.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So how come no chatter about CSKA Moscow? Or the Arsenal/Man U game?

Oh please, if you bring back hockey don't ever let the games end on penalties.