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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You really should get some. He's good.

Rap does nothing for me. I've tried. More than once. I've tried to use it to keep my pace when I'm running, etc. Nothing.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
You mean the last few FBA requests for advice regarding relationship issues weren't legit?!?!?!?

I don't really see what the big deal is about using FBA to wish someone a happy birthday. But I've admitted to liking some of pesnke's socks, so perhaps I'm not the best judge of these matters.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just want to know what chip chip chooray means.

I thought it was like that Mary Poppins song:

"Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo!"

except not exactly.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't really see what the big deal is about using FBA to wish someone a happy birthday. But I've admitted to liking some of pesnke's socks, so perhaps I'm not the best judge of these matters.

Happy Birthday to a very special someone. You know who you are and you are so special to me that I am willing to run the risk that someone at my firm will figure out if any of my internet friends whose birthdays I happen to know actually have birthdays today, and narrow it down from there that I am RP.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought it was like that Mary Poppins song:

"Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo!"

except not exactly.

OMG, I was just singing that in my head. You really do have a sixth sense.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by nononono
Okay, so what's my next response supposed to be, "No, it's not"?

You don't have to like my avatar. But I'm not changing for you.

MR's is representative of him (or at least his persona here). Yours, fair or not, just reminds me of the lame avatars incorporated by our former poster (sometime lurker?) Greedy-times-3 during his random-black-and-white-photo phase. That was not a good period for me, so you take the brunt of it. You have not developed enough of a persona to me yet for me to make a suggestion other than to say get some color there, girl, but when I know you better, I'll offer something up.

n(nicer to newbers for the summer!)cs

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Happy Birthday to a very special someone. You know who you are and you are so special to me that I am willing to run the risk that someone at my firm will figure out if any of my internet friends whose birthdays I happen to know actually have birthdays today, and narrow it down from there that I am RP.

Wow. Thanks.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm not asking you to change it for me. I'm asking you to change it because it is inherently weird looking.

WTF is it, anyway? Some 1940s porn picture? I picture of you in your 20s?

Christ, you're irritating.

http://www.robertdoisneau.com/largewanda.htm

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're pregnant. That's a 9-month vacation.

A nine month vacation from her life once the enchilada pops out, you mean? Last nine months of freedom? Oh, I'm projecting here, aren't I? Sorry.

[nononono]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
MR's is representative of him (or at least his persona here). Yours, fair or not, just reminds me of the lame avatars incorporated by our former poster (sometime lurker?) Greedy-times-3 during his random-black-and-white-photo phase. That was not a good period for me, so you take the brunt of it. You have not developed enough of a persona to me yet for me to make a suggestion other than to say get some color there, girl, but when I know you better, I'll offer something up.

n(nicer to newbers for the summer!)cs

I like her, and I'm not tired of her yet. I will consider color, though, for the future.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A nine month vacation from her life once the enchilada pops out, you mean? Last nine months of freedom? Oh, I'm projecting here, aren't I? Sorry.

No. Nine months of sitting on her ass, eating whatever she wants and having people do her bidding.

[robustpuppy]

Yesterday I was in a bookstore trying to stay cool, and after browsing through The Very Best Baby Name Book In The Whole Fucking Universe, my sperm donor and I came across a sexual position a day book (imagine, right there in the baby and family section!!). The position for my birthday involved his sitting in a rocking chair while I assume (tee hee!) a wheelbarrow position with my hands on the floor. Obviously this is one we're going to have to save for 2006. But I digress.

It was the titles of the positions that really amused me. E.g., the position for the putative father's birthday is called "The HindQuarterly Review," and it involves the woman bent over a desk while the man sits in an office chair behind her.

And I'm not sure if this one falls on Fringey's birthday, but there's a MFM double penetration scenario called "When Harry Met Sally and Frank."

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Nine months of sitting on her ass, eating whatever she wants and having people do her bidding.

Damn. I've played this thing all wrong.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by nononono
I like her, and I'm not tired of her yet. I will consider color, though, for the future.

Is that a face between her thighs?

[nononono]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is that a face between her thighs?

Why yes, it is. Well, it's the back of the head of an audience member. It's cropped out of the full pic I included above.