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08-23-2006, 12:32 PM
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#2701
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by nononono
When? I don't know. Is he hot?
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I think his office is air-conditioned.
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08-23-2006, 12:34 PM
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#2702
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by nononono
When? I don't know. Is he hot?
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Smokin'. But never around the plants.
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08-23-2006, 12:35 PM
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#2703
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think his office is air-conditioned.
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Just so long as he is not chubby.
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08-23-2006, 12:37 PM
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#2704
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Smokin'. But never around the plants.
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Caustic?
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08-23-2006, 12:37 PM
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#2705
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by nononono
Invest in a tailor to make the sleeves the correct length on your arms and then wear as barrel cuffs (unless you want to roll up to your elbows, if the shirt and the situation allow).
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Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.
Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
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08-23-2006, 12:40 PM
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#2706
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Snakes belong on film, not on the floor
I would have been hospitalized if this had happened when I saw the movie:
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New Samuel L Jackson film Snakes On A Plane became terrifyingly real for Arizona cinema-goers when pranksters released two live rattlesnakes into the theatre, causing widespread panic. The two young venomous diamondback rattlers were released during a screening in Phoenix on Friday. Local news reports say the snakes caused chaos among the audience and snake wranglers were called in to collect them. No one was injured during the incident and the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theatre in backpacks. According to Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand, "All they've got to do is startle this thing. It's dark. They can't see you that well. If it's scared - boom - it strikes!" The snakes were eventually captured and released into the Arizona desert.
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My screening was thankfully snake free (except on the screen), and I missed a good third of the movie because my eyes were squeezed shut. I am told by my movie watching companions that I kick a lot. I also refused to go closer than four feet from any of the enclosures at the zoo.
All in all, it was a positive experience.
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08-23-2006, 12:40 PM
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#2707
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.
Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
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Translation: I'm fatter and stubbier than patentpara and Spookyfish combined. And fringey. And the old Taxwonk. And, um, the other fat fatty fatsters.
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08-23-2006, 12:41 PM
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#2708
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by nononono
Caustic?
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No, he likes a good pegging.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-23-2006, 12:41 PM
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#2709
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.
Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
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Really? My ex- bought some of their shirts and I thought they tailored the sleeve-length gratis (he was between sizes). Must not have been paying close enough attention. ...But why couldn't you get the neck and sleeve length sized separately? That's typical for men's shirts, no?
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08-23-2006, 12:41 PM
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#2710
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.
Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
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So you do look like your avatar.
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08-23-2006, 12:43 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Please enlighten me, o fashion Zegna clad fashion guru.....what is "pegging" am I not hip?
Also. Question for ya. Thomas Pink shirt, not french cuffs but long cuffs, double button. should I fold them up for a f/cuff look? or button two buttons and leave it long.
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I don't wear Zegna any more, for I am but a simple country tax lawyer.
Pegging is what you do to hubby with a strap-on. NTTAWWT.
As for your shirt, I really think it would be good practice for you to make that call yourself and then not seek affirmation for it.
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08-23-2006, 12:43 PM
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#2712
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Snakes belong on film, not on the floor
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I would have been hospitalized if this had happened when I saw the movie: My screening was thankfully snake free (except on the screen), and I missed a good third of the movie because my eyes were squeezed shut. I am told by my movie watching companions that I kick a lot. I also refused to go closer than four feet from any of the enclosures at the zoo.
All in all, it was a positive experience.
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What in the world is happening in Phoenix? Something in the water?
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08-23-2006, 12:44 PM
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#2713
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you do look like your avatar.
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The sleeves on the avatar guy don't seem too long.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-23-2006, 12:45 PM
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#2714
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?
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I call it the Taxwonk Diet. I am in the process of editing the manuscript, after which I will go on Oprah and make ten meeeelyun dollars.
Then I will be able to afford another Zegna suit.
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08-23-2006, 12:46 PM
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#2715
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I call it the Taxwonk Diet. I am in the process of editing the manuscript, after which I will go on Oprah and make ten meeeelyun dollars.
Then I will be able to afford another Zegna suit.
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of which, we will give you affirmation for.
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