The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who edits that pile off gibberish? I have a headache now.

It's not cool of me to say this, but maybe a quick toke would ease your pain.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't care about my client's position. I'm daydreaming about having sex with Sienna Miller when I say it.

The pocket stain in your khakis gives you away.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's not cool of me to say this, but maybe a quick toke would ease your pain.

I am going to have such a nerdy evening.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If that were the universal translation, then I would accept it. But sometimes it means, "It kind of sucks, but there is nothing we can do about it." And sometimes it means, "I don't feel like doing anything about that." And sometimes it means, "I have nothing else to say right now, but think that I should say something." And I am fucking sick and tired of trying to figure out what people actually mean when they say a phrase that, by itself, has no meaning.

I understand your frustration, but what can I say? It is what it is.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The pocket stain in your khakis gives you away.

Of course. My knuckles are white from inner tension and my pants crusted with semen from constantly jacking off...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The pocket stain in your khakis gives you away.

Or, for me, the stain in the middle of my shirt.

Big dick joke!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I understand your frustration, but what can I say? It is what it is.

Jesus, Man... have some respect for yourself.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
in the hypothetical how would you deal with a lonely, needy person? set firm boundaries?

Yup. I'm too busy to deal with lonely, needy people.
Unless it's billable.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Edie whatever herface

no hope

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
there were some recent pics of her as Edie whatever herface is and she looked ugly. the first shot I've ever seen of her looking ugly.

Too late. I've already ejaculated.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Yup. I'm too busy to deal with lonely, needy people.
Unless it's billable.

This is a left handed tautology.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I love his version of 'White Christmas' - "I, I, I, I, I'm dreaming of a white christmas...."

I'm dreaming of a wh-, wh- . . . Jingle bells, jingle bells.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am the only person waiting for Not Bob to channel Popeye?

I'm just waiting to see if I exist. Uh, or Not.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
And in litigation it guarantees that all the paralegals and support staff will be making fun of you.

"Can you believe that Hank has asked me to print out the production in paper and send it to his house so he can review it over the weekend. I wonder what his wife is going to say when the semi-truck full of paper pulls up. Hah! The client is going to be pissed at that disbursement. $50,000 in TIFFing and printing charges to convert the on-line searchable database that he can access via the internet to paper because "that's the way it's always been done". Idiot."

I was trained by a lawyer who got mad if we misplaced of stained "the original" of our documents. I'm not talking about a signed paper, or something part of a document production, I mean we draft a document and print it- that is "the original," and you had better not lose it. He remembered typewriting i think.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. Neil Diamond was my first musical discovery. I knew his entire catalog by the time I was four or five.

Did you celebrate it?

TM